Test The Ashes Second Test December 4-8 1430hrs @ The Gabba

[Zach Package]

hacky drives

Each more hacky than the last

 

[Bucking Beads]

Neser hasn't really rewarded the selectors with his selection

 

[Plugger35]

Crawley chancing his arm here, it's the only way he knows how to play though, just trying to defend doesn't suit him.

Good to hear the Barmy Army know the words to 'God Save The King'.

They only had to change one word, not hard even for them.

 

[largebus]

Neser clearly in as a token Queenslander for Khawaja.

 

[Ohitsthatguy]

Jesus, Neser had one bad over and he's written off

 

[RoughysMullet]

Get Boland on

 

[Jim Prideaux]

Crawley chancing his arm here, it's the only way he knows how to play though, just trying to defend doesn't suit him.



They only had to change one word, not hard even for them.

He could try to move his feet

 

[Kram]

Crawley looks like a real pencil neck.

 

[Tyberious Funk]

Bring on Scotty!!! Unleash the barrel!

 

[Around the Wicket]

How has Snicko got so much shitter? Bats softer? Used to get a massive spike, now it’s barely a murmur.

Hotspot started off great too and then turned into being useless.

They were putting shit on there bats to avoid hot spots showing toward the end of the rein, probably something similar happening with snicko

 

[MarcMaverick]

He could try to move his feet

What trickery is that.

 

[mouncey2franklin]

I hadn't noticed before just how poor is Gilchrist's commentating.

Doesn't say anything insightful, merely tells you things you already know or can see for yourself.

Speaks for the sake of speaking.

Has he always been this bad, or is this simply a case of getting old?

He's only 54.

 

[Ohitsthatguy]

I hadn't noticed before just how poor is Gilchrist's commentating.

Doesn't say anything insightful, merely tell you things you already know or can see for yourself.

Speaks for the sake of speaking.

Has he always been this bad, or is this simply a case of getting old?

He's only 54.

Nah he's always been pretty average, same with Hussey

 

[JimmyBC]

BIG JOE ROOTER GONNA TON UP

 

[MarcMaverick]

Miss the days of Benaud, Greig, Chappel and Lawry.

 

[JimmyBC]

I hadn't noticed before just how poor is Gilchrist's commentating.

Doesn't say anything insightful, merely tells you things you already know or can see for yourself.

Speaks for the sake of speaking.

Has he always been this bad, or is this simply a case of getting old?

He's only 54.

Wonderful cricketer, lousy personality. Duddley Do-right or Ritchie Cunningham as Warnie called him.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

I hadn't noticed before just how poor is Gilchrist's commentating.

Doesn't say anything insightful, merely tell you things you already know or can see for yourself.

Speaks for the sake of speaking.

Has he always been this bad, or is this simply a case of getting old?

He's only 54.

Always been like that

There are a few inoffensive commentators
Gilchrist and Hussey leap to mind

Don't say anything wrong, no one particularly likes or dislikes them. Nothing controversial or insightful or memorable. No strong personal opinions

For Crows fans: Mark Bickley on 5aa Falls into this category

They just speak in Commentator Bot Generalities

 

[Jacks Seething Rage]

Neser clearly in as a token Queenslander for Khawaja.

Shame there wasn't an in form opener from QLD...

 

[Tyberious Funk]

Only just turned on the broadcast....

... do i see an image of a KFC bucket... with Travis Head?

 

[Bucking Beads]

It looks a nice flat track

 

[caveman72]

Is it time for Cricket Australia to tap Alyssa Healy on the shoulder and send her and Mitchell off on a romantic holiday with instructions not to return until they provide the country with a few future Baggy Green wearing prospects.

 

[Achy Blakey Heart]

I hadn't noticed before just how poor is Gilchrist's commentating.

Doesn't say anything insightful, merely tells you things you already know or can see for yourself.

Speaks for the sake of speaking.

Has he always been this bad, or is this simply a case of getting old?

He's only 54.

Was brilliant on TGC. Love him!

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Jesus, Neser had one bad over and he's written off

Boland pretty meh over - watch the lynch mob start to form if he goes another whole over without a wicket.

 

[Achy Blakey Heart]

It looks a nice flat track

Will bat well from tomorrow.

 

[Around the Wicket]

What’s he bet Crawley gets out caught at the fieldsmen deep at cover