Think Tank Days since Carlton won a premiership

[Paul007]

Date: 30 Sep 1995 Carlton 21.15 (141) e the Handbags 11.14 (80)

Which was 7995 days ago, or a LOLworthy 21 years, 10 months and 21 days ago.

This criminal enterprise was stuffed once they couldn't buy flags anymore and so they tried tanking but couldn't even do that properly. But things are looking up, with the help of a coach Hawthorn built for them they have locked themselves into a bottom 4 position this year and if things go perfectly they could be vying for a place in the top 8 position in 2020.

 

[Shinboner roo]

Sore anus?

 

[RedVest4]

95 doesn't count.

They cheated.

 

[Laphroaig]

Here you go.

 

[Paul007]

95 doesn't count.

They cheated.

Nothing surer, pack of criminals. #freekickcarlton

 

[go you pups]

Sore anus?

 

[jezzajay]

Date: 30 Sep 1995 Carlton 21.15 (141) e the Handbags 11.14 (80)

Which was 7995 days ago, or a LOLworthy 21 years, 10 months and 21 days ago.

This criminal enterprise was stuffed once they couldn't buy flags anymore and so they tried tanking but couldn't even do that properly. But things are looking up, with the help of a coach Hawthorn built for them they have locked themselves into a bottom 4 position this year and if things go perfectly they could be vying for a place in the top 8 position in 2020.

So what was your mobs excuse between 1902 - 1962? Please explain!?
Sixty years without a premiership and you're hanging it on us for not winning one in 21...

 

[Hawk Dork]

Its taking a while to get used to the concept that you cant buy them anymore

 

[chefmeister]

Sore anus?

Fully busted I reckon.

 

[Zeboyz]

95 doesn't count.

They cheated.

Look up the word cheat in the dictionary and you'll see a tanker emblem.

 

[SwampCreature]

Someone get this man to surgery, stat. That's a grade 3 anus tear

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Double dose of hawk and cat sore bottom.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

OP is disrespecting a legend of theirs coaching a team to a premiership.

 

[Paul007]

OP is disrespecting a legend of theirs coaching a team to a premiership.

Clarko-lite won't win you a flag, all that's happened so far is back to back bottom 4. You will dump poor Frodo when you don't make top 4 next year.

 

[imadodgyumpire]

Err..I was talking about David Parkin.

 

[db swannie]

Date: 30 Sep 1995 Carlton 21.15 (141) e the Handbags 11.14 (80)

Which was 7995 days ago, or a LOLworthy 21 years, 10 months and 21 days ago.

This criminal enterprise was stuffed once they couldn't buy flags anymore and so they tried tanking but couldn't even do that properly. But things are looking up, with the help of a coach Hawthorn built for them they have locked themselves into a bottom 4 position this year and if things go perfectly they could be vying for a place in the top 8 position in 2020.

So you lost to Carlton?

 

[Paul007]

So you lost to Carlton?

Not really, 7 goals from free kicks got them over the line, really just masking how s**t they are but Stkilda got a better draft pick and Carlton get a worse one so that's good.

 

[db swannie]

Not really, 7 goals from free kicks got them over the line, really just masking how s**t they are but Stkilda got a better draft pick and Carlton get a worse one so that's good.

So you didn't lose?

And now it's come down to working out who gets a better draft pick, saints or Carlton? Gee, how the mighty have fallen!

You'll have your first pick in the late 20s, early 30s, yes? Didn't you swap second round picks as well?

Long story short, you're screwed unless you have a fire sale and offload old blokes who CBF anymore, like Cyril, Bruest, Smith, Gunston...only problem is, they are getting on and probably not worth that much anymore.

 

[HairyO]

95 doesn't count.

They cheated.

87 they cheated too. So that means 81 or 82 was their last legit flag?

No wonder they are celebrating so much this weekend. What a shittruck club.

 

[El Dubya]

95 doesn't count.

They cheated.

1995 Carlton cheat flag against Geelong.
2008 Hawthorn cheat flag against Geelong.

OP has more in common with Carlton than he'd care to admit.

 

[March Hare]

Have you not seen this thread?

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/days-since-carlcheattanks-last-flag.800178/

 

[Paul007]

Have you not seen this thread?

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/days-since-carlcheattanks-last-flag.800178/

No. I didn't search on "carlcheattanks" in the thread title.

 

[Laphroaig]

Clarko-lite won't win you a flag, all that's happened so far is back to back bottom 4. You will dump poor Frodo when you don't make top 4 next year.

And yet "master coach Clarkson" was unable to do anything to stop Bolton dictating the pace and structure of the game all night.

How does that work?

 

[jezzajay]

horks offended is immense...can dish it but cant cop it...bitches!

 

[Paul007]

And yet "master coach Clarkson" was unable to do anything to stop Bolton dictating the pace and structure of the game all night.

How does that work?

When the hobbit takes Carlton to 4 flags we might give a rats about it.