Official Match Thread Season 26 Round 2 Fighting Furies vs Baghdad Bombers at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome

[Damp Squarie]

I know you'd like to insult Sterge but nothing you say will come as close as nature has.

So all that bling beneath his avatar is just steaming superfluous??

...a bit like nature.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Thanks mate. I’ve always been a huge fan of yours. Even predicted you’d be a Bomber two seasons ago...

Just one thing. If I’m hilarious, it’s not by design. Every one of my posts is absolutely, 100 percent, deadly serious. This league and my career are extremely important to me.

In that order....

 

[nahnah]

Thanks mate. I’ve always been a huge fan of yours. Even predicted you’d be a Bomber two seasons ago...

Just one thing. If I’m hilarious, it’s not by design. Every one of my posts is absolutely, 100 percent, deadly serious. This league and my career are extremely important to me.

I don’t think I could function without it

 

[Sterge]

No need for the tutor this week Sterge, you have been well and truly schooled in this thread.

The funny thing is that i think some of your blokes actually believe this.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

The funny thing is that i think some of your blokes actually believe this.

Some? What do you mean some??

 

[McEvoy]

You’re on my list, Chev...

Not in a serial killer kind of way I hope.

 

[TheCoach16]

Not in a serial killer kind of way I hope.

No way. More in a creepy stalker kind of way...

 

[Damp Squarie]

The funny thing is that i think some of your blokes actually believe this.

I believe in this

This furry old shitbox called Sterge

Drinks bathwater simply to purge

The s**t from his liver

But it does not deliver

So he keeps drinking

‘til he bowels get the urge.

 

[Sterge]

Some? What do you mean some??

All of your blokes actually think you have done a good job this week

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

All of your blokes actually think you have done a good job this week

The turn down service is working.

 

[TheCoach16]

All of your blokes actually think you have done a good job this week

I don’t. I think I’ve been terrible. But I’m trying. I’m doing my best. Giving my all.
Isn’t that what counts?...

 

[Sterge]

The turn down service is working.

The only turn down happening was me when KohPhi was begging me to join because he correctly assumed that _Cayz_ would be nothing without my shadow to hide in.

 

[Sterge]

I don’t. I think I’ve been terrible. But I’m trying. I’m doing my best. Giving my all.
Isn’t that what counts?...

You're alright coach, your teammates would do well to emulate you and KohPhi.

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

The only turn down happening was me when KohPhi was begging me to join because he correctly assumed that _Cayz_ would be nothing without my shadow to hide in.

If this post was a book in the library it would be in the fictional section.

 

[TheCoach16]

You're alright coach, your teammates would do well to emulate you and KohPhi.

#sickofit

Wait.

 

[Sterge]

If this post was a book in the library it would be in the fictional section.

I'll post the conversation if i have to

 

[McEvoy]

No way. More in a creepy stalker kind of way...

I see. Carry on

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

I'll post the conversation if i have to

Go on mate, post it.

 

[TheCoach16]

Go on mate, post it.

Don’t do it, man! Don’t push him!

He’s a loose cannon. We don’t know what he has. I’m frightened...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Don’t do it, man! Don’t push him!

He’s a loose cannon. We don’t know what he has. I’m frightened...

For mine so far all he has been in this thread is the older lady in a short skirt with knee high leather boots. Just hoping someone will take notice.

 

[McEvoy]

For mine so far all he has been in this thread is the older lady in a short skirt with knee high leather boots. Just hoping someone will take notice.

Which is exactly what Coach thought he was getting when he met me for brunch....







My boots came just below the knee...

 

[TheCoach16]

For mine so far all he has been in this thread is the older lady in a short skirt with knee high leather boots. Just hoping someone will take notice.

Right in my wheelhouse!...

 

[TheCoach16]

Which is exactly what Coach thought he was getting when he met me for brunch....







My boots came just below the knee...

The skin tight white pants did the trick...

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

Which is exactly what Coach thought he was getting when he met me for brunch....







My boots came just below the knee...

Curious to know if he had mutton or lamb that day?

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

The skin tight white pants did the trick...

What was Chev wearing??