Official Match Thread Season 27 Round 4: Roys FFC vs Gold City Royals @ Renown Park (Heritage Round)

[grumbleguts]

The problem with international women's day is, who makes the sandwiches for the celebrations? I asked my wife, and she seemed um... nonplussed.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Did my jumper come yet

It did, special number 69.

 

[Mobbs]

Sorry I've been so absent, as I am now Cloud_ 's personal plaything my time is no longer my own.

It's Friday already, I'm looking forward to a qootiful weekend.

The best thing about Women's Day was that Middletons serial they used to include every issue.

 

[miggs]

It did, special number 69.

Inch waist?

 

[GreyCrow]

I'm surprised that although the Royals have been around for awhile now they haven't broken away and formed their own church yet.

We'd have to become a Not For Profit organisation and the Royals are all about the profits

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We'd have to become a Not For Profit organisation and the Royals are all about the profits

I imagine all the Royals are negative geared up the wahzoo

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

We are almost a non entity.

You going spiritual on us?

 

[GreyCrow]

I imagine all the Royals are negative geared up the wahzoo

Those castles and palaces dont build themselves

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Those castles and palaces dont build themselves

How would you know Mr. Ivory Tower

 

[GreyCrow]

How would you know Mr. Ivory Tower

Because I tripped over this smelly disgusting person and I found out he was a forepervisor or some such. I do my bit among the common folk

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Because I tripped over this smelly disgusting person and I found out he was a forepervisor or some such. I do my bit among the common folk

And we thank you all our hearts, I mean taxes.

 

[Mobbs]

I'm surprised that although the Royals have been around for awhile now they haven't broken away and formed their own church yet.

We'd have to become a Not For Profit organisation and the Royals are all about the profits

Reminds me of the time before we joined the Sweet FA, playing in the local social qooty associations around the town against teams like the Old Town Church of Duritz codfish. They were definitely Not For Profit. Ruour has it Yakker played in the guts for them before cracking the big time and heading out to the Snow Dome.

Roylion and royboy2 would always end up in fights with these guys. Sometimes physical, but usually metaphysical. One vocal strike would be followed by an even more potent counter, until sometimes they'd all just walk off the ground and start drawing diagrams at each other.

Not sure what happened to the CoD team. The team never showed in the Central FA after the consolidation of social competitions. I remember they were a strong team for at least half their lifespan. They crafted at least two stars but one season they vanished just before the first round. They were seen training on the church grounds in pre-season, but a fortnight later they were gone.

While the Church of Duritz is still an establishment of prayer that some locals visit (usually the remaining members of the fading I.O.R. - see here to learn more about the I.O.R.), their football team is just one of many social clubs that have failed to stand the test of time.

It's always sad to see local clubs go, but the Sweet FA has grown into a major attraction now, and nobody much cares for the little comps anymore.
#sweetlore

To Gibbsy , whose instructions for creating a classic footy shield I heavily leant on, I offer a world of t(h)anks.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Reminds me of the time before we joined the Sweet FA, playing in the local social qooty associations around the town against teams like the Old Town Church of Duritz codfish. They were definitely Not For Profit. Ruour has it Yakker played in the guts for them before cracking the big time and heading out to the Snow Dome.

Roylion and royboy2 would always end up in fights with these guys. Sometimes physical, but usually metaphysical. One vocal strike would be followed by an even more potent counter, until sometimes they'd all just walk off the ground and start drawing diagrams at each other.

Not sure what happened to the CoD team. The team never showed in the Central FA after the consolidation of social competitions. I remember they were a strong team for at least half their lifespan. They crafted at least two stars but one season they vanished just before the first round. They were seen training on the church grounds in pre-season, but a fortnight later they were gone.

While the Church of Duritz is still an establishment of prayer that some locals visit (usually the remaining members of the fading I.O.R. - see here to learn more about the I.O.R.), their football team is just one of many social clubs that have failed to stand the test of time.

It's always sad to see local clubs go, but the Sweet FA has grown into a major attraction now, and nobody much cares for the little comps anymore.

To Gibbsy , whose instructions for creating a classic footy shield I heavily leant on, I offer a world of t(h)anks.

I always figured the reason that the Royals never broke away from the church was because Cloud_ and more importantly The Filth Wizard and his BC (Baronial Court) have never felt threatened or restricted by any ineffectual structures and limp restrictions from the Sweet FA Church. But I imagine as soon as their free reign in these lands are suitably challenged with a more rigid implementation of said regulations they'll break away and form the Church of the Sweet FA, so that TFW can marry and divorce as many of his Baronesses as he likes.

 

[GreyCrow]

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I always figured the reason that the Royals never broke away from the church was because Cloud_ and more importantly The Filth Wizard and his BC (Baronial Court) have never felt threatened or restricted by any ineffectual structures and limp restrictions from the Sweet FA Church. But I imagine as soon as their free reign in these lands are suitably challenged with a more rigid implementation of said regulations they'll break away and form the Church of the Sweet FA, so that TFW can marry and divorce as many of his Baronesses as he likes.

Well of course now you'll have to be "removed".

 

[miggs]

I haven’t been around much, how many of the Roys players from season 24 have developed Alzheimer’s since I posted last?

 

[Mobbs]

I haven’t been around much, how many of the Roys players from season 24 have developed Alzheimer’s since I posted last?

This is a circular question. To answer it we'd need to be capable of remembering where we were in Season 24.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Well of course now you'll have to be "removed".

I thought the term was disappeared

 

[miggs]

This is a circular question. To answer it we'd need to be capable of remembering where we were in Season 24.

Hehe thank you lol

 

[The Filth Wizard]

I thought the term was disappeared

As a league legend I'll ensure you'll be remembered by whatever terminology you wish.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

I haven’t been around much, how many of the Roys players from season 24 have developed Alzheimer’s since I posted last?

This is a circular question. To answer it we'd need to be capable of remembering where we were in Season 24.

Time is a flat circle after all.

 

[Mobbs]

Time is a flat circle after all.

Our captain folks. And you keep trying to diagnose why we all have this confused expression!

 

[ShaunDuggan]

I always figured the reason that the Royals never broke away from the church was because Cloud_ and more importantly The Filth Wizard and his BC (Baronial Court) have never felt threatened or restricted by any ineffectual structures and limp restrictions from the Sweet FA Church. But I imagine as soon as their free reign in these lands are suitably challenged with a more rigid implementation of said regulations they'll break away and form the Church of the Sweet FA, so that TFW can marry and divorce as many of his Baronesses as he likes.

I've made multiple applications to join the Baronial Court and have been declined on every occasion. Maybe it's because I'm not as highly regarded as some of the other folk in the SFA.

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I haven’t been around much, how many of the Roys players from season 24 have developed Alzheimer’s since I posted last?

I used to know.

 

[GreyCrow]

Our captain folks. And you keep trying to diagnose why we all have this confused expression!

Is that like a crop circle but at a block of flats?