Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[Bernie L]

Look, you KKKK,* AKA Add-der-laide sycophants and snowflakes, you can froth all you like, but the crux of the matter is: - Adelaide fudged the numbers last year. I know it's an inconvenient truth, but even the most KKKK fawning parasites amongst you can grasp that simple fact. Surely! LOL!
*Kamry Krows Keyboard Kowards

Thats quite ingenious of you slammer. Well done. Treat yourself by licking another window!!

Nearly up there with Ports KKKK - Keef, Kochie, Kern, Kokkwombles!!

Now, I know this is the bay, but surely someone like you, who always provides fact and proof can actually back up this ludicrous statement.

 

[Vikingblood]

That profit must feel good all the way down there in 12th after making the grand final the year before. Must really sleep well at night knowing that rather than spend money to make the club more competetive, or shock horror on decent fitness and conditioning staff, your management was sitting on funds so they could say, "Hey look, at least we made a profit!"


******* LOL.

That's an interesting perspective. You won as many games as we did, played the same number of finals as we did and managed to make almost nothing again.
So what you're saying is that your club is spending up big on things that don't actually work. That's sensible, although I guess you can afford to do that with being debt free...oh wait. You could also pay out your under performing senior coach..oh that's right you can't!! LOL

 

[Vikingblood]

Look, you KKKK,* AKA Add-der-laide sycophants and snowflakes, you can froth all you like, but the crux of the matter is: - Adelaide fudged the numbers last year. I know it's an inconvenient truth, but even the most KKKK fawning parasites amongst you can grasp that simple fact. Surely! LOL!
*Kamry Krows Keyboard Kowards

Slammer? LOL!

 

[Vikingblood]

Pea Heart Cotchin just looks at these spuds going lol we got this

Any chance of any new material at some stage Dan? Your bag of tricks is the size of a bee's scrotum.

 

[Vikingblood]

Hahaha, why do they parade around the inflated number everywhere pretending they have 90k members?

Why does your club count 3 game memberships that were given away with Advertiser subscriptions?

 

[Slammer]

Thats quite ingenious of you slammer. Well done. Treat yourself by licking another window!!

Nearly up there with Ports KKKK - Keef, Kochie, Kern, Kokkwombles!!

As usual, the KKKK can't get their original concept, but need to follow Port. Get your own stuff Add-der-laide.

 

[DanWA]

Any chance of any new material at some stage Dan? Your bag of tricks is the size of a bee's scrotum.

That limp dicked stare down will be remembered for eternity after the biggest grand final choke in modern footy

 

[RonSon]

Why does your club count 3 game memberships that were given away with Advertiser subscriptions?

Were they audited out?

 

[RonSon]

That's an interesting perspective. You won as many games as we did, played the same number of finals as we did and managed to make almost nothing again.
So what you're saying is that your club is spending up big on things that don't actually work. That's sensible, although I guess you can afford to do that with being debt free...oh wait. You could also pay out your under performing senior coach..oh that's right you can't!! LOL

So you are happy for your club to sit on over a million dollars when their fitness and conditioning staff could have used that money just so they can boast about making a profit?

Embrace that mediocrity VB.

 

[Vikingblood]

So you are happy for your club to sit on over a million dollars when their fitness and conditioning staff could have used that money just so they can boast about making a profit?

Embrace that mediocrity VB.

So far this season, our injury management is running way ahead of yours. We had problems, but they've been dealt with and the Groin Guru is an excellent addition to our staff.
Your club was happy to pay 800K a year to a guy who just wanted to build his brand and then piss off as soon as he got an offer elsewhere. He didn't even deliver a good result. All smoke and mirrors..

 

[Vikingblood]

Were they audited out?

Not that I'm aware of as they were actual 3 game memberships, just given away with The Ragvertiser.

 

[Vikingblood]

That limp dicked stare down will be remembered for eternity after the biggest grand final choke in modern footy

Really. I thought the West Coast choke, in particular this moment was hilarious. You got the opportunity to atone for it, as will we.

 

[Bernie L]

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Im very disappointed Slammer.

Surely you can do better than this!!

 

[Nelso]

Your club was happy to pay 800K a year to a guy who just wanted to build his brand and then piss off as soon as he got an offer elsewhere. He didn't even deliver a good result. All smoke and mirrors..

800k a year. I am sure you can provide proof of this amount?

 

[Nelso]

Not that I'm aware of as they were actual 3 game memberships, just given away with The Ragvertiser.

So in other words you don't know

 

[Vikingblood]

So in other words you don't know

Prove they didn't then Nutso.

 

[Vikingblood]

800k a year. I am sure you can provide proof of this amount?

Yes that was the amount touted for the Liverpool reject who has now gone on to do nothing at Arsenal either.
Although in fairness 500K was from Port who allowed him to run a side business that earnt him significant dollars on Port's time.
500K for a part-timer!! Also interesting to note that at 500K he was the highest paid in the AFL for that role.

You paid all that for a serial under achiever.

 

[RonSon]

just given away with The Ragvertiser.

Bzzzzzt.

They would have been audited out if they were given away.

 

[Vikingblood]

Bzzzzzt.

They would have been audited out if they were given away.

If The Advertiser 'purchased' these as contra then gave them away they would have counted even if the Advertiser paid $1 for them.
Easy to manipulate figures.

 

[Nelso]

Prove they didn't then Nutso.

You are the one making the claim that they did include it.

Prove it

 

[Nelso]

Yes that was the amount touted for the Liverpool reject who has now gone on to do nothing at Arsenal either.
Although in fairness 500K was from Port who allowed him to run a side business that earnt him significant dollars on Port's time.
500K for a part-timer!! Also interesting to note that at 500K he was the highest paid in the AFL for that role.

You paid all that for a serial under achiever.

So once again you don't know. Just plucking numbers out of your ass once again

You really are Geoffa version 2. He was infamous for making up mythical numbers.

 

[RonSon]

If The Advertiser 'purchased' these as contra then gave them away they would have counted even if the Advertiser paid $1 for them.
Easy to manipulate figures.

You could have just said that you don't know the AFL rules regarding memberships.

They have to cost at least $50 for the AFL to count them.

 

[Vikingblood]

You could have just said that you don't know the AFL rules regarding memberships.

They have to cost at least $50 for the AFL to count them.

Are your normal 3 game memberships even worth $50?

 

[Vikingblood]

So once again you don't know. Just plucking numbers out of your ass once again

You really are Geoffa version 2. He was infamous for making up mythical numbers.

I've given you the number that Port paid him for his part-time services. The rest is reasonable assumption for what he would have made by plying his trade to anyone who would give him a buck.

 

[Vikingblood]

You are the one making the claim that they did include it.

Prove it

I said I wasn't aware if they were or weren't. You claim they weren't, so prove it.