FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[tandino]

Need to think up appropriate MAFS themed Jeopardy questions now!

The term used for a wife to bed hop from one partner to another ?

What is a two timing skank

CORRECT

 

[charcoalchicken]

Highlight of the night for me was when the "sexpert" ms hotpants stated "that your brain high on love is exactly the same as your brain high on heroin" and the other "experts" nodded there head in knowing acknowledgement..

ummm no, i wouldn't have thought so

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy Bear]

Martha takes 4 hours a day to put her makeup up. Imagine being so insecure that your life revolves around caking your face with chemicals just so you can take a selfie.

Funny thing is she actually looks better without all that shit on her face.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Tell me the narrator here isn't Mike

 

[2006_Eagles]

I don't watch it but I read every sarcastic recap of every episode on news.com.au

Did Jessica really say jep-ra-dise?

 

[GreekLunatic]

Martha is as fake as that crucifix is real

 

[GreekLunatic]

And neroli laughs like a kookaburra

 

[troybe]

Highlight of the night for me was when the "sexpert" ms hotpants stated "that your brain high on love is exactly the same as your brain high on heroin" and the other "experts" nodded there head in knowing acknowledgement..

ummm no, i wouldn't have thought so

Hadn’t had any Care Bear Cuddles for a while might try some heroin this weekend to get that loving feeling back


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[Strange Cat]

Hadn’t had any Care Bear Cuddles for a while might try some heroin this weekend to get that loving feeling back


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Why not both .gif

Junkie bear

 

[Fossie 32]

Heidi really does put too much stock in Jess' opinion.

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO JESS’ LIES
She ****** up Cyrell and Nic
Drove a wedge between Ning and Mark
And now Heidi is believing her rubbish

JESUS WEPT

Heidi isn''t sure she '100%' believes Jess?
How about zero %

 

[Pessimistic]

Martha probably thinks her character is an older influence on Jess guiding her through life. A nasty truth has hit her

 

[Pessimistic]

Heidi isn''t sure she '100%' believes Jess?
How about zero %

Heidi and Ning are drama addicts to, but they internalise everything and I mean everything. LOL at the mature couples getting triggered by a couple of lightweights

 

[Fossie 32]

Insane that dan and jess are still together after this, he saw what a shit stain she is

Are they?

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

Is now a good time to remind everyone that Dan- the financially bankrupt, is in love with Jessika- the morally bankrupt?

The two are made for one another.

 

[edgie]

Good episode.

Poor of cam to not join in when he considers himself a leader of the group.


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[ItsGameTime]

"You've got girls and you have got women and that's the actual fact"

Jess and Martha getting so offended by this was funny.

Michael is more intelligent when he is mute.

 

[Buzzasto DaSilva]

The producers must be getting nervous toward the end of the night when they start to question how they will pay for Jessika's white wine bill from the dinner party....

 

[Juggs Magnetic]

A brain high on love is exactly the same as a brain high on heroin lol wtf lady?!?

Yeh, we all know that!

 

[dumb]

john very touchy feely with the physical intimacy expert tonight

 

[shniko11]

"You've got girls and you have got women and that's the actual fact"

Jess and Martha getting so offended by this was funny.

Michael is more intelligent when he is mute.

"Like Reeeewind"

**** off Martha and let the ladies talk.

 

[Morganashlee]

That was magnificent.

 

[Boohemian]

Lmao Dan actually shat a brick when Jess told him she loved him.

 

[010203]

That dinner party didn't disappoint. The re-union is going to amazing. I'm as excited as Isabelle from Gogglebox will be.

 

[LordLucifer]

May want to enjoy MAFS whilst it lasts :

https://www.msn.com/en-au/entertain...give-us-a-big-clue/ar-BBVhlAl?ocid=spartandhp

 

[tek87]

would not be surprised if Martha and Jess join the Bachelor as intruders or maybe give Martha her own bachelorette series. It would be trashy as, imagine the plastic male desperados on that season. I guess botox island would be their last resort. I still give it a 10% chance you will see Martha and Jess hook up and get a new idea spread/article somewhere down the track