FTA-TV MAFS Feb 3 2020- where you'll need to stop swearing- we don't speak unemployed

[brutus76]

Jessiskank taken to task
Martha you plastic tart STFU
Jules if it doesn't work out with cricket boy call me - i'm great in the covers region
Mike - high five (SLAP!)
Heidi - wake up!!!
The Manbunny - clueless - lamb being led to slaughter
Dan - you're gonna "love" prison life

 

[Royces Hart]

Wow, that escalated quickly.

Martha is always striving. That’s what pushed her to earn her PhD in makeup.

Oh, striving to go to the best restaurant or movie. What a full and rewarding pursuit of excellence.

 

[Royces Hart]

I’m starting a new religion, based around the teachings of Mike, I’m calling it Sinsism.

“And at the final supper, Mike said unto diseased bogan, it’s not all about Insta and thy trout pout.”

 

[Coxy_]

Brilliant commentary in here tonight by you legends. Long live Mike.

Fav post was someone calling the handbag 'Michelle'.

I’m starting a new religion, based around the teachings of Mike, I’m calling it Sinsism.

“And at the final supper, Mike said unto diseased bogan, it’s not all about Insta and thy trout pout.”

Godly avatar.

I wanna join this religion

 

[Royces Hart]

I wanna join this religion

Then cast off thy fake outer shell and speak the real truth, not this bogan bullshit, as we make the virtuous journey to the sacred crows nest, where we shall bang minimum nines, for all eternity.

 

[010203]

The re-union better feature on Gogglebox in a couple of weeks.

 

[010203]

The highlight of the dinner party in all its glory.

 

[Boohemian]

**** me, I loathe that glazed eye, slack jawed blank expression Jessica pulls when she's perplexed.

"Woman and girls? U wot mate"

 

[010203]

The next few episodes are going to drag on a bit.

 

[010203]

Ning has 3 kids. She must have felt like she was dealing with two more at the dinner party in the form of Jess and the Kim Kardashian wannabe.

 

[tandino]

Do you reckon we’re getting to 1000 pages?

 

[Milang_Panthers]

**** me, I loathe that glazed eye, slack jawed blank expression Jessica pulls when she's perplexed.

"Woman and girls? U wot mate"

As soon as she's confused she looks to Martha for help as well lol

 

[Tranquilli37]

If Jules was broke, shed be a lock to be on those 9honey segments. But she cashed up aye

 

[Tranquilli37]

I understand about having your partners back, but when the bearded lady spoke, and had to actually say it, then you know your partners actually in the wrong!

 

[Tranquilli37]

Dan doing his best Winx impersonation and pulling lengths on Jess on the way out, absolutely did a runner!

 

[RelaxMax]

MAFS 2019, The Movie or "The Good Ugly, The Bad Enabler and The Handbag"

Bravo everyone

 

[TigerCraig]

4th time I've used the reference in this thread.

Pro wrestling gifs/youtube videos are good reference points for what's gone on this series!

Is it the scripts?

 

[Xtreme]

Good episode.

Poor of cam to not join in when he considers himself a leader of the group.


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He just let it go straight through to the keeper

 

[Del191229]

Thing is Martha and Jess are 30 and 27 respectively.

Ok, they were 19, or 22, or eeeven 24,you could say oh they are a bit young.

But they are way too old for this behaviour

 

[Tranquilli37]

Surprised Dan couldn't say the word NO. It actually has less letters than the word YES!

 

[Pessimistic]

Do Jess and Martha drawl much more as the series has gone on, or is it just that they annoy us more.

The kardashians have a lot to answer for

 

[Royces Hart]

Thing is Martha and Jess are 30 and 27 respectively.

Ok, they were 19, or 22, or eeeven 24,you could say oh they are a bit young.

But they are way too old for this behaviour

But in her defence, Martha’s face is only three years old.

 

[Del191229]

But in her defence, Martha’s face is only three years old.

Lol, very good.

 

[HBF]

That was great
Jess calling Mike a piece of shit. What a delusional brat

She sure is. The way her and KMart Kardashian speak is terrible.

 

[benneth]

WHY DO PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO JESS’ LIES
She ****** up Cyrell and Nic
Drove a wedge between Ning and Mark
And now Heidi is believing her rubbish

JESUS WEPT

I dunno, didn't dapper confirm Mark & Mick talked about banging bitches after the show - at least as a joke ? and I wouldn't put it past Mike to say that to Jess, Jess & Dan reckon there was a part edited out where Dan confirmed Mike said that about Heidi- whatever that's worth.