How many rounds will it take for reality to once again crush Carlton supporters' spirits

[3rd Grade Maggy]

What's worse, we are so ****ing irrelevant that nobody is even bothering to troll.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Baldur]

Round four has it

 

[imadodgyumpire]

We plan on losing every game til we get to play the Hawfs. You know the Bay wants it that way!

 

[Jazny]

I am in excellent spirits and I havent melted down once!

 

[Jazny]

Definitely the Gold Coast game. Prior to that we'll have two respectable/close losses, one win and two rising star nominations. Up and about. "No Lynch, No Gold Coast" we'll all be crowing. "When we win this one we'll be two and two with the winless Dogs to come. That means next week we'll be 3 and 2" will shout some others excitedly.

Then we'll play Gold Coast - winless after three rounds obviously. Some big guy will step up into the 'kick a bag against carlton but never more than 2 against anyone else' role vacated by Lynch. ****, i don't know, lets say Two Meter Peter. Holman will kick three in one of his seven games for the year before he is shunted out for some first year phenom who'll just piss off in two years anyway. Some fringe over the hill spud like Rischitelli (is he still playing?) will carve us up. And Walsh will do his shoulder.

But still we show up, year on year. **** I love footy.

What a horrible plastic Carlton supporter!! Please stand by your team ><

 

[Bender_]

I am in excellent spirits and I havent melted down once!

The team you support is really terrible at playing football.

 

[Jazny]

The team you support is really terrible at playing football.

They are actually really good at football so you have embarrassed yourself in front of everyone with that dumb comment.

 

[Bender_]

They are actually really good at football so you have embarrassed yourself in front of everyone with that dumb comment.

I doubt that.

 

[zackah]

They are actually really good at football so you have embarrassed yourself in front of everyone with that dumb comment.

Jazny if they were really good at football they would score more points than the other team playing football and the fact they don't means they aren't that good at the football.

I'm sorry




Football.

 

[Bender_]

Jazny if they were really good at football they would score more points than the other team playing football and the fact they don't means they aren't that good at the football.

I'm sorry




Football.

Carlton are so bad at playing football that they make the people that support them for playing football look like they know nothing about football thus humiliating them for their knowledge about football.

 

[Jazny]

Jazny if they were really good at football they would score more points than the other team playing football and the fact they don't means they aren't that good at the football.

I'm sorry




Football.

But they are really good so obviously your comment and use of logic is bad.

 

[Mofra]

I'd like to point out that Round 4 was leading the poll before the game on the weekend.

 

[thecatwrangler]

So Bay, it seems your average Carlton fan has the memory of a goldfish as once again their hopes are high this pre-season.
Plastered all over the media is the performance of their no 1 pick (a reward for being shit) Sam Walsh, who performed ok against Box Hill + J O'Meara.

This is a team who had Levi Casboult ruck due to a lack of options. Casboult, who is to ruckwork what Donald Trump is to... ruckwork.

At what point will Carlton supporters abandon the club for the year and flock en masse to the Melbourne Victory fan forum, gelato.com or wherever else their filthy degenerate fanbase dessert to (see what I did there?)

How good is this thread!!

 

[A Cut Above]

We really must have a Backfire on this one Wooshette

 

[thecatwrangler]

We really must have a Backfire on this one Wooshette

Just looking for my Fred On free kicks cause guess what....dole cheques won big time

 

[JustaBattler]

Well this thread went well Mofra

nice troll sucking in all the usual suspects onto a bandwagon wiht no wheels....

 

[Mofra]

Well this thread went well Mofra

nice troll sucking in all the usual suspects onto a bandwagon wiht no wheels....

Reading your board after round 4, the thread is totally correct.

One swallow does not a summer make.

 

[JustaBattler]

Reading your board after round 4, the thread is totally correct.

One swallow does not a summer make.

LOL @ your buckets of tears...
Your blokes were doing all the 'swallowing' on Sunday

 

[Laphroaig]

LOL @ your buckets of tears...
Your blokes were doing all the 'swallowing' on Sunday

Big call, good call. Definite case of A to M there.

 

[Mofra]

LOL @ your buckets of tears...
Your blokes were doing all the 'swallowing' on Sunday

Tears? I've been away all weekend.

Enjoy crowing your single win this year. My how Carlton have fallen

 

[JustaBattler]

Tears? I've been away all weekend.

Enjoy crowing your single win this year. My how Carlton have fallen

big call only 1 win - don't we play your side twice?

 

[Mofra]

big call only 1 win - don't we play your side twice?

Jeez, chirpy after one win.

Imagine Blues winning a flag without cheating. You'd have vegan anti-vaxxers asking you to 'tone it down'.

 

[JustaBattler]

Jeez, chirpy after one win.

Imagine Blues winning a flag without cheating. You'd have vegan anti-vaxxers asking you to 'tone it down'.

my my oh my - you are calling it early - a Carlton Flag already after one walk in the park demolishing of an over achieving bunch of nuff nuffs ? WOWEE

Pretty obvious every flag won so far this century is a cheat flag !!! COLA/Injections/Snorters/Umpire pets/AFL fixes/dubious match review calls etc etc ...

but good to see you are thinking ahead to that dreadful day ( for all you minnows) when Carlton get #17

 

[chelseacarlton]

If you’re buying, I’d last the entire seasons worth of rounds, then get a cab to any nightclub that would let me in, drink another seasons worth of rounds, probably get in a fight with a chick that looks like a bloke, then go and make out with her mate, then ask the DJ to play some random funk tune from the 70’s, to which he’d reply, your chicks mate looks like a bloke, then he’d ask me to bring them back to his place for a spa and we’d polish off some polish vodka, whilst the girl I made out with makes out with her mate that looks like a bloke, then missus cc would call and say, “you’ve been gone for 22 weeks honey, any chance you could give me Mofras phone number so I can find him and beat his arse to a pulp?
To which I’d reply, nah hun, I think he’s making out with a chick that looks like a bloke, so you might not have to by the looks of where things are headed.
I get home after 22 weeks away, pour me and the missus a glass of bubbly and watch the first round of the finals, happy that I’m at least not Mofra.

I think this post is very apt, given the girl that looked like a bloke was a Carlton player!
No names hey Mofra?
I did like the way you guys kicked heaps of points like they were important!