A Day in the life of Damo Edna Barrett

[Byron Porkett]

6.01am: Wake up. Block 400 new followers on Twitter

6.14am Make love to spouse

6.15am Finish making love

7.37am Arrive at SEN studio to produce Podcast with Hutchy. Spends 70% of the recording chugging Hutchy, 15% melting about the Herald Sun, 10% melting about the AFL before proceeding to chug them and 5% defending his own tripe articles

9.42am Write a puff piece for afl.com.au about a mindless off field occurrence sourced from the BigFooty Scandals and Rumours Board

10.51am Block 679 new Twitter followers

12.00pm Attend an AFL function

12.10pm Bump into Luke Beveridge at AFL function

12.11pm Spend the next 2 hours hiding from Luke Beveridge at AFL function

2.35pm Finally rescued by Mother Barrett. Dropped off at MMM studios


4.56pm Despite being in a room containing James Bradshaw, is still the most effeminate bloke in the studios

6.09pm Block 819 new Twitter followers

8.21pm Melt about Slobbo on AFL 360

9.13pm Log into Snake_Baker account on BigFooty

10.05pm Beddy Barrett time

 

[Elite Finger Twirler]

OP is a phag

 

[Byron Porkett]

OP is a phag

Shove your melt up ya sliding door you fat wristed muppet

 

[RedVest4]

OP’s mouth is filled with apple juice

 

[harry000]

OP is a phag

Shove your melt up ya sliding door you fat wristed muppet

 

[Dazlington]

Shut up flog. Damo is elite and sliding doors is the best article on the internet

 

[STPer18]

IF op bad-mouths Damo again...



THEN we're gonna have a real problem!

 

[A Cut Above]

Dangerfield, then Ablett & Selwood?

 

[harry000]

Dangerfield, then Ablett & Selwood?

More referring to Porkey and his eliases.

Also, you are implying that Dabletwood would work together. Their egos are each way too big to ever be attached in such a manner.

 

[RedVest4]

go you pups would you piss on Damo if he was on dire?

 

[chelseacarlton]

go you pups would you piss on Damo if he was on dire?

Dire what?

 

[NorthernLights]

go you pups would you piss on Damo if he was on dire?

I think go you pups has hacked the OP’s account

 

[Art Corvelay]

Someone should send this to Hutchy, good podcast fodder.

 

[ChappyUK]

Dangerfield, then Ablett & Selwood?

Thought you'd be more interested in how you could do it to yourself.

 

[A Cut Above]

Thought you'd be more interested in how you could do it to yourself.

Alternatively its a nice metaphor for the infamous Bay13 Geelong PM, no doubt through which a river of shit has passed.

 

[TallyHawk]

Damo is Snake_Baker?


On iPad using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Requiem]

Shut up flog. Damo is elite and sliding doors is the best article on the internet

Mate that is a weak f****** troll, try better please.

Everyone knows Damo has no clue how the sliding doors concept works.

 

[Requiem]

Why is a sycophant like Damo given such a high profile in our media industry? His commentary is shallow at best, whilst ignoring the fact that he has ZERO charisma, he would struggle to get a gig in reporting in any other sizeable sport.

 

[JeddaB]

Dangerfield, then Ablett & Selwood?

Then Huddo, then Stabby, then the PM crew.

 

[Snake_Baker]

Damo is Snake_Baker?

He wishes.

I get more pussy in a week than Barret would get in 12 life times.

 

[Requiem]

He wishes.

I get more pussy in a week than Barret would get in 12 life times.

Eveyone knows that Purple is the one standing in the corner at a party, clutching his drink whilst avoiding eye contact, wishing he was the Chad Alpha Male.

 

[Jazny]

Damien Barret's investigative journalism skills have really ruffled a few feathers around here

 

[Requiem]

Damien Barret's investigative journalism skills have really ruffled a few feathers around here

Many marvel at how such a lecherous creature has managed to make himself relevant in AFL circles.

P.S. You rip a cone like a little bitch.

 

[Art Corvelay]

 

[Snake_Baker]

Did his old man find out?