Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[jazzee]

TGO spending minutes on his phone to look up the theme from Dirty Dancing while the even duller Riewoldt talks (what a week of dull ex-footballers). And then letting it go well beyond what might be considered an appropriate length of time by lesser beings. Praise.

 

[cfc4life]

Brothers, I missed last night's sermon. What be the reference to Dirty Dancing?

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Brothers, I missed last night's sermon. What be the reference to Dirty Dancing?

Nobody puts Robbo in the corner?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Brothrez and Sistrez, I sense the imminent announcement of an "ObeseWa". This will be directed to both the Nerdling and the King-gy.

I strayed this morning and heard both on the radio station that shall not be named.

They were discussing the Botany Bay Stack kiddie and how Hardwick had opened his home to the lad who bears the misfortune of a name that cannot be used in polite company.

There was then an attempt at humour. The King-ey Thing-ey asked Nerdling whether he would be prepared to offer TGO similar lodging. Both laughed in uproar.

TGO Obese-Wa immediately issued. Both sentenced to listening to 10 hours of back tapes of Harry Beitzell broadcasts

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Brothers, I missed last night's sermon. What be the reference to Dirty Dancing?

It’s Robbos go to song to woo a comely lass back to his abode for a night of debauchery she’ll never forget

 

[cfc4life]

It’s Robbos go to song to woo a comely lass back to his abode for a night of debauchery she’ll never forget

God bless. Who could resist

 

[Hamingja]

Power naps with wake up calls from the Nerdling

 

[George]

Not TGO's best performance tonight, perhaps the long round of football (and subsequent overdose on holy Corona's and South Melbourne dimmies) took its toll - TGO sleeping in his car before the show a huge red flag.

I pray for TGO to rest his weary head and come back stronger tomorrow night.

Praise, as always.

 

[Damon_3388]

"When the whips were cracking, there was only one team (Geelong) cracking the whips. The other team (West Coast) was gettin' hit with it."

""Look at the character of Carlton", that's what we'd be saying. But because they lose, people want to say "Ahhh Carlton again!", but it was more than that. It was far more than that."

Poignant, evocative excerpts from tonight's sermons.

 

[Starburns_]

Another great moment from last night.

TGO: Can I say something?
*Nerdling approves immediately*

............[lengthy pause as TGO tries to remember what he was going to say]

 

[the_interloper]

I wish my partner would look at me like Robbo looks at those beers

Like how a 45 year old divorcee looks at the young birds over in Phuket i reckon.

 

[kaypee]

A revelation through quiet contemplation: TGO looks slimmed down with a tickler under his lip. He has taken the form of life giver: He looks like a testicle. Sublime.

 

[wherearemykeys]

The Furnace

 

[Custard Guts]

"Vocation?"

"Vacation?"

"Vocation."

 

[Custard Guts]

"No-one knows exactly what a hangover is"

Supreme modesty from TGO.

 

[kaypee]

Hasn't been to bed before midnight in 23 years.

 

[wherearemykeys]

Discussing Real or Over-Reaction:

Nerdling: "So some real or over-reaction from all of that"
TGO (for it was He): "It's been hotter. It's been hotter. Keep watching everyone but it's been hotter than that the furnace hasn't it."
Nerdling: "There's some good topics in here though"
TGO: "I'm, yea I'm not, no I'm not enamoured with a lot of them"
Nerdling: "Alright"
TGO: "But anyway I'm not. Gimme 'em".

Praise.

 

[Custard Guts]

TGO Robbosplaining how to kick the pill to a couple of All-Australians.

Listen up boys, and take notes.

 

[wherearemykeys]

TGO Robbosplaining how to kick the pill to a couple of All-Australians.

Listen up boys, and take notes.

"I reckon you gotta kick the cup bit so it floats". - not an exact quote but it was something like that.
Sage advice from TGO. His knowledge truly knows no bounds.

 

[citizen-erased]

Strangely coherent and considered tonight

The early night has changed him!

 

[Hoos]

Discussing Real or Over-Reaction:

Nerdling: "So some real or over-reaction from all of that"
TGO (for it was He): "It's been hotter. It's been hotter. Keep watching everyone but it's been hotter than that the furnace hasn't it."
Nerdling: "There's some good topics in here though"
TGO: "I'm, yea I'm not, no I'm not enamoured with a lot of them"
Nerdling: "Alright"
TGO: "But anyway I'm not. Gimme 'em".

Praise.

I'm taking some time off to study this scripture so as to bask in it's holy afterglow.

Praise.

 

[George]

Chicken-arming

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Cows with guns ...

 

[Hamingja]

I wonder who had in mind.

 

[Damon_3388]

"I think that's... I find that really fascinating... 'Cos I find all coaches fascinating, except when they give us cliches... and talk... talk crap."

Praise be to Him.