The beautiful destruction of the AFL

[barnrokn]

I have a soft spot for the guy, it exists somewhere between the fungus that grows on my little toe and Stephen Kernahan singing ‘stand by your man’.

dont try to get around the swear engine thanks.

 

[Baird]

The Australian rules football """"""sport""""""" was a mistake. Thankfully the game will be dead within 2 years and Australians can start focusing on playing real sports like soccer or rugby union.

 

[barnrokn]

The Australian rules football """"""sport""""""" was a mistake. Thankfully the game will be dead within 2 years and Australians can start focusing on playing real sports like soccer or rugby union.

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[HardcoreGeelongFan]

So many gambling addicts would have had their addiction cured by now. At least the AFL ones. It's great. A virus threatens everything, we lock down and as a society avoid disaster and all the top end of town can do is watch their sick world fall apart. Who knows the amazon version of the league would probably be a fairer competition and better overall

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

So many gambling addicts would have had their addiction cured by now. At least the AFL ones.

Oh boy, I see you are a stranger to addiction. “Addiction”.

It's great. A virus threatens everything, we lock down and as a society avoid disaster and all the top end of town can do is watch their sick world fall apart.

What other world do they have though?

Who knows the amazon version of the league would probably be a fairer competition and better overall

FMD.

 

[MadMundy]

VFL doing their best to make sure that WA don't get a leg up on them as per usual. Always know they'll be an inferior state

 

[Lethality]

I have a soft spot for the guy, it exists somewhere between the fungus that grows on my little toe and Stephen Kernahan singing ‘stand by your man’.

There was something about that guy I never liked. Can't put my finger on it.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

There was something about that guy I never liked. Can't put my finger on it.

He had hairy armpits?



What a bogan. Doubt the uncultured troglodyte ever got laid either with that lack of manscaping.

 

[Lethality]

He had hairy armpits?

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What a bogan. Doubt the uncultured troglodyte ever got laid either with that lack of manscaping.

Sorry, I meant Hitler. He gives me the creeps.

 

[Laphroaig]

He had hairy armpits?

What a bogan. Doubt the uncultured troglodyte ever got laid either with that lack of manscaping.

Do you pluck your eyebrows and squat to piss as well?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Okay, how about we disband the AmateurFixedL and have seperate state competitions with 10 teams in each (West Coast might have to be disbanded as they are not a real WAFL team), each team plays each other twice over a 20 week period (no finals). The top two teams from each state league (including TAS or not, i am easy on them been included or not) play in a "Champions League" over 20 weeks with the top two playing off in a finals serious. Finals serious consist of two games played at the respective teams home grounds. If each team wins one game each, then it's decided by percentage (or rock, paper, scissors either way).
Yes, yes 22 games doesn't go into 20 week, short turn arounds made possible by shorter game times so they can play two games in one week.
Also, state leagues must have promotion/relegation systems to qualify.

 

[Laphroaig]

Okay, how about we disband the AmateurFixedL and have seperate state competitions with 10 teams in each (West Coast might have to be disbanded as they are not a real WAFL team), each team plays each other twice over a 20 week period (no finals). The top two teams from each state league (including TAS or not, i am easy on them been included or not) play in a "Champions League" over 20 weeks with the top two playing off in a finals serious. Finals serious consist of two games played at the respective teams home grounds. If each team wins one game each, then it's decided by percentage (or rock, paper, scissors either way).
Yes, yes 22 games doesn't go into 20 week, short turn arounds made possible by shorter game times so they can play two games in one week.
Also, state leagues must have promotion/relegation systems to qualify.

Idea needs puppies.

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Idea needs puppies.

I dont know how they will help, but they cant be any worse that Gil.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Do you pluck your eyebrows and squat to piss as well?

If there is a guaranteed root resting on it then he’ll yes.

 

[Laphroaig]

If there is a guaranteed root resting on it then he’ll yes.

I'm not convinced you'd manage a guaranteed root in Patpong Road with a pocket full of US dollars.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

I'm not convinced you'd manage a guaranteed root in Patpong Road with a pocket full of US dollars.

Neither am I but I will damn sure give it a go.

Challenge accepted, where is Patpong Rd though, St Kilda?

 

[Laphroaig]

Neither am I but I will damn sure give it a go.

Challenge accepted, where is Patpong Rd though, St Kilda?

Bangkok. Spiritual home of the flying ping pong ball and the hands free coin pick up.

 

[HAPPY BUDDHA]

Bangkok. Spiritual home of the flying ping pong ball and the hands free coin pick up.

Ahh I think I remember it now. Yeah, struggled to get it up on the last visit. Too much Bin-Tang.

 

[Lethality]

Well done to the SA Premier for stopping the Asterisk Football League from putting public safety last. The beautiful destruction of the AFL is a better spectacle right now anyway.

 

[Lethality]

Aaaaand we're back. Are we going to be asked to donate money to AFL clubs again?

 

[frggr]

OP is taking Hawthorn's return to the bottom well

 

[Lethality]

OP is taking Hawthorn's return to the bottom well

Using petty team rivalries to distract from the fact they're taking everybody for a ride is the AFL strategy.

 

[Lethality]

Fresh from spreading Covid at a Collingwood game last week, the AFL plans to continue with crowds this weekend. Just more peak AFL entitlement.