Banter RDT 174 - BigCoffee

[THE A5]

Better question - what is Josh Wooden doing now? Google does not tell me readily

carpenter I heard

 

[THE A5]

Yes and we should be. I'm not your stereotypical dockers fan that drinks lattes.

I do love my mocha iced coffee.

Living in South Australia, farmer union iced coffee out sells Coca cola.

Farmers union is fckn filth. Never understood why croweaters love it. I don't drink those drinks anymore but dare and the other bottled one owned by coke is far superior

 

[Mop]

carpenter I heard

That's terrible.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Farmers union is fckn filth. Never understood why croweaters love it. I don't drink those drinks anymore but dare and the other bottled one owned by coke is far superior

Barista Bros? No thank you, I'd rather punch myself in the head.

FUIC is fine, but nothing special.

 

[WCErevival]

Farmers Union is sugar syrup with a bit of milk added.

 

[MrKK]

Farmers union is fckn filth. Never understood why croweaters love it. I don't drink those drinks anymore but dare and the other bottled one owned by coke is far superior

I cut a lot of sugar out of my diet, now I can't stomach FUIC as it's so sickly sweet. I just make my own at home with Moccona instant, just enough boiling water to dissolve it, ice, then top with milk.

 

[Bender_]

These varieties:



Every single other bottled/canned cold coffee can go in the bin.

 

[Keys]

Spoiler

 

[THE A5]

Barista Bros? No thank you, I'd rather punch myself in the head.

FUIC is fine, but nothing special.

Farmers union is diarrhoea that danwce produces after he’s had 6 americanos

 

[THE A5]

I cut a lot of sugar out of my diet, now I can't stomach FUIC as it's so sickly sweet. I just make my own at home with Moccona instant, just enough boiling water to dissolve it, ice, then top with milk.

I don’t drink it anymore. I have a sweet tooth but can’t do coffee with sugar.

I had a customer recently order 7 pumps of caramel in their coffee and the smell alone gave me a head ache

 

[Mop]

I'm lactose intolerant - I discovered I was ~10 years ago when I consumed a Masters Iced Coffee and it ended badly and violently.

Very few options out there that are shelf-ready.

These varieties:

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Every single other bottled/canned cold coffee can go in the bin.

Boss coffee is so much better than that crap.

 

[Bender_]

I'm lactose intolerant - I discovered I was ~10 years ago when I consumed a Masters Iced Coffee and it ended badly and violently.

Very few options out there that are shelf-ready.

Boss coffee is so much better than that crap.

Bin

 

[Mop]

Bin

10c can refund bin, when empty and washed, yes.

I bought one of the hunt brand ones, it was so sickly and burnt at the same time I imagine I was drinking charred earth

 

[Bender_]

10c can refund bin, when empty and washed, yes.

I bought one of the hunt brand ones, it was so sickly and burnt at the same time I imagine I was drinking charred earth

Oh you had the black one? That's pretty strong flavoured. For me I think the Boss black legit tastes like dirt and water.

 

[Ochre]

If Armitage Shanks says FUICs are the GOAT, who am I to disagree with the great Marslando Calrissian?

 

[Mop]

Oh you had the black one? That's pretty strong flavoured. For me I think the Boss black legit tastes like dirt and water.

I don't like black coffee at all, but if the need arises...

I'm thankful my current employer has flashy coffee machines. Double espresso, top it up with soy milk. When I do need a caff attack at 3AM, it sure helps having it on hand

 

[Chad in Vegas]

 

[Mop]

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No. Just no. Not if you dont want extremely runny brown matter.

 

[Bender_]

I don't like black coffee at all, but if the need arises...

I'm thankful my current employer has flashy coffee machines. Double espresso, top it up with soy milk. When I do need a caff attack at 3AM, it sure helps having it on hand

So which one did you have - coz if you're lack toast and intolerant then you would've had the black?

 

[Ambrose Burnside]

No. Just no. Not if you dont want extremely runny brown matter.

What goes in must come out.

 

[FKASC]

if you're lack toast and intolerant

 

[Keys]

Gluten free version

 

[Mop]

So which one did you have - coz if you're lack toast and intolerant then you would've had the black?

I've trialed them all, but the black is okay as far as black goes and the double espresso is pretty good as it isnt very milky.

 

[FKASC]

Gluten free version

Lack toast subways are the worst subways

 

[Bender_]

Do you even meme?