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How different would the Weavils team photo have looked after this derby (if they bothered to capture the losers)?

This time around little [PLAYERCARD]Michael Walters[/PLAYERCARD] from Midvale artfully arranged Barrass's daks right around his ankles.

Twice.
 
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Barrass, just doing his thing. Note general set and disposition of hair.

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Walters strikes. The Barrass hair leaps upwards as momentum is interrupted and a gnawing sense something is wrong drifts in.

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Woopsy ****en daisy. The earth, she is leaving my feet.
 
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How different would the Weavils team photo have looked after this derby (if they bothered to capture the losers)?

This time around little Michael Walters from Midvale artfully arranged Barrass's daks right around his ankles.

Twice.
Has Barrass got a camel toe? Definitely not frogs eyes
 

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How different would the Weavils team photo have looked after this derby (if they bothered to capture the losers)?

This time around little Michael Walters from Midvale artfully arranged Barrass's daks right around his ankles.

Twice.
Most excellent post. :)
 
re the photo. It's pretty well composed with its flow and its two bookends. Speaking of which, it's hard to tell with one of them what's uglier, the body or the head. At the other end, good old pants pulled down Barrass and next to him, the can't get his hand off it guy. Sitting prettily in the middle of the flowering group is gagf staring wistfully into the mid distance. It's sickening.

There's plenty more fan favourites in the photo. I recommend, for your own amusement to have a go at it.
 
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One of these men is 197 cm tall, apparently, and weighs 96 kg. The other is 177 cm and weighs in at 76 kg. (I also discovered, when googling for these stats, that one of them went to Hale School. The other's school is not listed prominently in a simple Google search. Nor, indeed, in more refined searching. He did, however, attend Governor Stirling Senior High School. Guvvo.)

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While playing from behind, surely the much larger and more expensively educated man will prevail?

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Ah, yes, he has his punching arm free now and has worked his way clear.

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Hunh? Obviously a gift from the umpires. Injury, carnage, brave, disrespectful to celebrate, umpires, kids.
 

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