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[Exambolor]

We’re racking up more sponsors than McLaren has on its F1 car

 

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We’re racking up more sponsors than McLaren has on its F1 car

I'm pretty sure this won't happen, but am praying the match day interaction is going to have fans having a crack at nearest the pin attempts. Put the target at the Punt Road end, as close as possible to the opposition Cheer Squad.

 

[Ctracks]

Insane stat. And yet the media are jerking off over Carlton being 3-4 with a piss easy draw.

Bunch of jerk offs.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

I'm pretty sure this won't happen, but am praying the match day interaction is going to have fans having a crack at nearest the pin attempts. Put the target at the Punt Road end, as close as possible to the opposition Cheer Squad.

But, but, but tort law!

 

[Horaceg]

I'm pretty sure this won't happen, but am praying the match day interaction is going to have fans having a crack at nearest the pin attempts. Put the target at the Punt Road end, as close as possible to the opposition Cheer Squad.

We should all practice hitting them a bit skinny

 

[sideswipe]

But, but, but tort law!

volenti non fit injuria

 

[sideswipe]

We should all practice hitting them a bit skinny

It's something I can call on at will.

 

[PIEWITHSAUCE]

Good to see the AFL rewarding teams that made finals and punishing those who missed...

To be fair.............................if your job description at the close of 2024 was to reward the shit teams with an easy peasy draw and you saw this

 

[The Royal Sampler]

volenti non fit injuria

In the crowd though?!

 

[Pistol Night]

To be fair.............................if your job description at the close of 2024 was to reward the shit teams with an easy peasy draw and you saw this

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Id think they needed to be relegated to the VFL to find some confidence

 

[Magland]

To be fair.............................if your job description at the close of 2024 was to reward the shit teams with an easy peasy draw and you saw this

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That score was almost worth just missing the finals.

 

[Pistol Night]

That score was almost worth just missing the finals.

They still like to flex about us finishing 9th though even after that debacle in Brisbane. Such a sad, pathetic mob

 

[sideswipe]

In the crowd though?!

Just put a big sign up telling them golf balls are coming their way. If they sit there, tough luck!

Disclaimer: this is not legal advice. And disclaimers don't really work.

 

[Jafo]

Savalooooooooyyyyy

 

[JuniorB]

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Savalooooooooyyyyy

For such a big man, Sav could really get airborne.
And his kicking for goal - ooohhh yeah!!!

 

[BigVic]

An extra home game for us

 

[sr36]

We should all practice hitting them a bit skinny

You'd be surprised how easy it is punch a driver so it stays at head height for a ****lng long time.

 

[JoinDate]

And still sitting top


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Good to see the AFL rewarding teams that made finals and punishing those who missed...

Not sure how it was graded but I assume the reason norf and WCE are in the hardest draw column is because they were absolutely horrible and therefore everyone they play is a better team and therefore likely a loss?

 

[sr36]

Not sure how it was graded but I assume the reason norf and WCE are in the hardest draw column is because they were absolutely horrible and therefore everyone they play is a better team and therefore likely a loss?

Yep - they don't even get to play themselves once. Some clubs play them twice.

 

[JuniorB]

An extra home game for us

It makes sense.
At their home ground they can only fit in their cheer squad (all 10 of them) and their bootstudders.

 

[TradeDraft]

 

[Masked Magician]

Brad Scott sent a tape to AFL prior to Anzac Day highlighting how we do and don’t stand the mark.

Look for us to be heavily scrutinised come Saturday night on when we are asked to stand and the umpires won’t be as lenient to let us come outside the 5m zone.

 

[BillyElliott]

Brad Scott sent a tape to AFL prior to Anzac Day highlighting how we do and don’t stand the mark.

Look for us to be heavily scrutinised come Saturday night on when we are asked to stand and the umpires won’t be as lenient to let us come outside the 5m zone.

Like that's the biggest problem in footy today

 

[Magland]

Brad Scott sent a tape to AFL prior to Anzac Day highlighting how we do and don’t stand the mark.

Look for us to be heavily scrutinised come Saturday night on when we are asked to stand and the umpires won’t be as lenient to let us come outside the 5m zone.

A bit of creep you say Brad, self awareness is always a good thing.

 

[jmac70]

A bit of creep you say Brad, self awareness is always a good thing.

Brad is almost as big a sook as his brother.