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[60 Yards Out]

Sounds like something Carlton celebrates that we’ve never bothered looking into

If it’s real Carlolton couldn’t win it.

 

[soreplums]

Sounds like something Carlton celebrates that we’ve never bothered looking into

I’m sounds more like a Luke Sayers competition

 

[soreplums]

You’ll need to stick with me here, because this is very obscure …

Expansion cup is GWS v Suns.

We lost to both those teams this season.

And because we only play each of them once, both teams will be unbeaten against us by the end of the H&A season.

GWS social media reckon this is something worth flexing over.

Yeah, I know, right?

Is there going to be a relocation cup between st kilda and North? They can then add another team to the expansion cup

 

[Pistol Night]

Is there going to be a relocation cup between st kilda and North? They can then add another team to the expansion cup

Carlton and Essendon will now be competing for the shit cup. Or the Stool Sample Shield as it will be known. BOG gets the Jake Stringer memorial turd locket

 

[Pistol Night]

I’m sounds more like a Luke Sayers competition

He’s a gun in the sack relay

 

[Vicky Park]

Geelong and Ollie. Flag repellent that boy

Did someone mention Ollie?

 

[JuniorB]

Did someone mention Ollie?

They have a couple of other Ollies, one of whom is pretty good - Dempsey.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

GWS social media is so corny. How can you take them seriously when they don’t even take themselves seriously. Pump out memes every day, live off ‘hating’ us, not professional at all, would hate if the pies acted like that

Tough talking when their team plays in front more empty orange seats than humans.

 

[Vicky Park]

They have a couple of other Ollies, one of whom is pretty good - Dempsey.

I was being a smart arse - but not wanting to start the Ollie Henry wars again.

TBH, I’m still smiling about Geelong losing.

 

[Anzacday]

He always writes a great article ole Jakey…

Magpies show strength in defeat, but big questions remain

Craig McRae and his match committee have some hard calls ahead if they are to secure what would be a remarkable second flag inside three seasons.

www.theage.com.au

 

[JLC]

He always writes a great article ole Jakey…

Magpies show strength in defeat, but big questions remain

Craig McRae and his match committee have some hard calls ahead if they are to secure what would be a remarkable second flag inside three seasons.

www.theage.com.au

What was the gist of the article

 

[Anzacday]

What was the gist of the article

Cut and paste it in here

 

[Mollythedolly]

Is there going to be a relocation cup between st kilda and North? They can then add another team to the expansion cup

Every team introduced since WCEs is technically a member of the expansion of the afl.

 

[TradeDraft]

 

[Leigh aka Frogs]

He always writes a great article ole Jakey…

Magpies show strength in defeat, but big questions remain

Craig McRae and his match committee have some hard calls ahead if they are to secure what would be a remarkable second flag inside three seasons.

www.theage.com.au

Doesn’t he just! Really in-depth

 

[Pistol Night]

Mick must have been the only person in Australia that didn't know the score

 

[NMBB]

Out for quick shop at Bunnings - surprised to see that jathanas or is it jmac70 ? parking their car in the car park

 

[76woodenspooners]

Little known fact, but jathanas has his own channel for haute cuisine …

… it’s a little long, but worth it. The way he expertly prepares his ingredients and brings them together in a symphony of flavours makes the mouth water …

Yum yum!!



Ps. Vicky Park , sadly they’re grapes on the front, not glacé cherries

 

[sr36]

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If we do win the premiership, would love collingwood to send a small replica of the 2025 premiership cup to gws with either of the the following

“Thought this will go along nicely with your bare cupboard cabinet”

“ we prefer the premiership cup over the expansion cup”

I do like the GWS schtick, but don't understand why they aren't lining up Sydney with this sort of stuff to try to create a local rivalry rather than a club that just don't view them as rivals.

 

[jathanas]

Little known fact, but jathanas has his own channel for haute cuisine …

… it’s a little long, but worth it. The way he expertly prepares his ingredients and brings them together in a symphony of flavours makes the mouth water …

Yum yum!!



Ps. Vicky Park , sadly they’re grapes on the front, not glacé cherries

He called that "cooking"!

I don't want to know where or how you found that depravity but it should come with PTSD warnings.

 

[jathanas]

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If we do win the premiership, would love collingwood to send a small replica of the 2025 premiership cup to gws with either of the the following

“Thought this will go along nicely with your bare cupboard cabinet”

“ we prefer the premiership cup over the expansion cup”

I reckon that's trying to be funny/cute as opposed to nasty.

Shits and giggles. Play on.

 

[JuniorB]

Out for quick shop at Bunnings - surprised to see that jathanas or is it jmac70 ? parking their car in the car park

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Imagine being seen driving that!
It's nearly as bad as the car I saw that had images of Mariah Carey all over it and a personalised Carey themed number plate.

 

[Kirby]

Imagine being seen driving that!
It's nearly as bad as the car I saw that had images of Mariah Carey all over it and a personalised Carey themed number plate.

This is the car WalterBlaknWhte rocks up in Sydney that attracts the local coke matrons:

 

[BillyElliott]

Disappointing to receive an email from the club today saying Legends reserved seat (MCG home game) members will need to access Ticketek and redeem a seat for every home match at the G in 2026.

* Edit : Affects Level 4 Legends Reserved Home Seat at the MCG.

Don't know if others on different levels received a similar email.

 

[jmac70]

Disappointing to receive an email from the club today saying Legends reserved seat (MCG home game) members will need to access Ticketek and redeem a seat for every home match at the G in 2026.

I didn’t receive that. Why would that be the case?