Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[TheExtractorFactor]

The bat signal is out, Slobbo has emerged from his mancave of broken beer bottles and cheap hookers.

How dare you besmirch the name of TGO with this blasphemy. I’ll have you know his hookers are quite expensive.

 

[Tom14]

SPot on Robbo.

Sack Gerard and hack Gaz.

GIve Robbo his own show.

I reckon you'd easily be able to do a 20 epsiode series of TGO driving his van around and trying out the dimmies offered a various fish and chip shops round the great state of Victoira.

Just a man, his dogs, a squillion cases of VBs and 20 uninterrupted minutes of TGO ASMR for the true believers.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

I reckon you'd easily be able to do a 20 epsiode series of TGO driving his van around and trying out the dimmies offered a various fish and chip shops round the great state of Victoira.

Just a man, his dogs, a squillion cases of VBs and 20 uninterrupted minutes of TGO ASMR for the true believers.

TGO travelling round the country, hitting up a different local footy game each week, mixing with the locals, having a few jars and then giving a 5-minute soliloquy (good word that) on the state of the game/hot button topic of the week. Would watch the shit out of it unironically.

 

[Tom14]

TGO travelling round the country, hitting up a different local footy game each week, mixing with the locals, having a few jars and then giving a 5-minute soliloquy (good word that) on the state of the game/hot button topic of the week. Would watch the shit out of it unironically.

Should get him a cardboard cutout of the Nerdling so he can keep the usual flow of his slurmons.

Could nickname the cutout 'Judas'.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Plot Twist

Robbo becomes the new president of Essendon FC

I mean they couldn't possibly do any worse than the current Muppets they have running the Club...

 

[Tom14]

Plot Twist

Robbo becomes the new president of Essendon FC

I mean they couldn't possibly do any worse than the current Muppets they have running the Club...

 

[myblueroan]

I reckon you'd easily be able to do a 20 epsiode series of TGO driving his van around and trying out the dimmies offered a various fish and chip shops round the great state of Victoira.

Just a man, his dogs, a squillion cases of VBs and 20 uninterrupted minutes of TGO ASMR for the true believers.

Tom....tommmm
You have to try these...it's unbe...did you see

Oh look Tom....is that a piper warrior?

 

[Billy ray]

Robbo becomes the new president of Essendon FC

and nerdling interviews him on 360 desk

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

and nerdling interviews him on 360 desk

We never knew how good we had it with Robbo until he was sacked by Fox Footy

How many boring All Australian and Hall of Fame nights were greatly livened up by Robbo's Shenanigans...

 

[Pistol Night]

We never knew how good we had it with Robbo until he was sacked by Fox Footy

How many boring All Australian and Hall of Fame nights were greatly livened up by Robbo's Shenanigans...

Yes

 

[Tom14]

and nerdling interviews him on 360 desk

TGO, the President of the Essendon Football Club, rolling up to the 360 desk after Anzac Day and asking why Nate Caddy is whiting his hair

 

[western royboy]

“He is like a Phoenix ‍ rising in Arizona”

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

wvery

 

[GenericUsername202]

In defence to slobbo, wvery looks a lot like every when you're 18 bottles down before midday.

 

[western royboy]

In defence to slobbo, wvery looks a lot like every when you're 18 bottles down before midday.

Brother, that name is not acceptable in this thread, be better

 

[The Sultan]

wvery

and so, a new word was born

 

[Tom14]

Brother, that name is not acceptable in this thread, be better

They come into this house of worship and utter that filthy slur?

slobbo ​

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

They come into this house of worship and utter that filthy slur?

slobbo ​

If Mark Robinson is reading this, we love ya big fella and encourage you to start an account here !

We need you back in our lives on a daily basis Robbo

 

[The Sultan]

If Mark Robinson is reading this, we love ya big fella and encourage you to start an account here !

We need you back in our lives on a daily basis Robbo

Praise

 

[Cleavy]

Significant development brothers

the party/booze bus?

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

If Mark Robinson is reading this, we love ya big fella and encourage you to start an account here !

We need you back in our lives on a daily basis Robbo

He would have a full ignore list that's for sure

 

[Knees of Ben Allan]

We need TGO back urgently.

On another note his new studio looks mint

At first blush, I thought my fears had been confirmed and he was living out of the car. Dog, when not cowering in a footwell littered in discarded burger wrappers, no doubt utilising a makeshift doghouse out of an empty Corona carton, when forced to call the surrounds of a gravel rich truck rest home for a few nights. But in hindsight, in that deeper, spiritual sense, there is something of the boulder having been mysteriously moved from the tomb entrance at play. If not with a side order of:

 

[western royboy]

Who is this Geoff Maloney twit to question the wisdom…FFS

 

[Pistol Night]

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Who is this Geoff Maloney twit to question the wisdom…FFS

We need him back ASAP. All these other weak as piss, little dork journos haven’t got the pills to ask the tough questions anymore

 

[jannissary]

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Who is this Geoff Maloney twit to question the wisdom…FFS

robbo dropping truth nukes everywhere.

we've missed this.