Official Match Thread Season 40 Round 11: Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium In The Sky

[Tonga Bob]

I really hope this bloke doesn't get his **** out or anything, I couldn't make it to the end sorry mods.

You've become a Risky Click kind of an operator

 

[Tonga Bob]

Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon jannissary JHF1870 Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo pantskyle Piggy Smalls Paracleet Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Riviat Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic ubiquitous226 zackah

Morning Wazzas, we've entered the closing stages of KYO for season 40, and this week we're off to see the Las Vegans (Spanish for The Vegans). How a Bear is vegan I couldn't tell you, maybe eats berries and cocaine idk. There's lots of fictional bears of course - Yogi, Gentle Ben, Boo-Boo, Humphrey, Cocaine, Berenstain, Paddington, the ones that Goldilocks messed with, Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear, and Bear from BJ & The Bear (who's actually a monkey), but not many superhero bears. There are some though including Bi-Polar Bear, Buster the Amazing Bear and Zap Panda. But the one I've chosen to desribe the Las Vegans is one called Ursa Major.



One of the only fictional bears to not wear a shirt and no pants like a perv, Ursa Major is a Russian mutant who can turn into a bear. He retains his human intelligence and ability to speak, though his personality does become more feral and he begins to lose control over his human intelligence if he remains in his transformed state. Much like our hosts. Ursa Major also possesses superhuman strength, stamina and resistance to winning games of qooty to a much greater degree than an actual SFA team of similar size possesses, even if they are deluded as to the true nature of simhousery.

Enjoy the week fellas!​

 

[Barrybran]

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Morning Wazzas, we've entered the closing stages of KYO for season 40, and this week we're off to see the Las Vegans (Spanish for The Vegans). How a Bear is vegan I couldn't tell you, maybe eats berries and cocaine idk. There's lots of fictional bears of course - Yogi, Gentle Ben, Boo-Boo, Humphrey, Cocaine, Berenstain, Paddington, the ones that Goldilocks messed with, Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear, and Bear from BJ & The Bear (who's actually a monkey), but not many superhero bears. There are some though including Bi-Polar Bear, Buster the Amazing Bear and Zap Panda. But the one I've chosen to desribe the Las Vegans is one called Ursa Major.

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One of the only fictional bears to not wear a shirt and no pants like a perv, Ursa Major is a Russian mutant who can turn into a bear. He retains his human intelligence and ability to speak, though his personality does become more feral and he begins to lose control over his human intelligence if he remains in his transformed state. Much like our hosts. Ursa Major also possesses superhuman strength, stamina and resistance to winning games of qooty to a much greater degree than an actual SFA team of similar size possesses, even if they are deluded as to the true nature of simhousery.

Enjoy the week fellas!​

That bear can easily escape. Whoever tied it down should have secured it across the lower chest and just above its elbows.

 

[pantskyle]

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Morning Wazzas, we've entered the closing stages of KYO for season 40, and this week we're off to see the Las Vegans (Spanish for The Vegans). How a Bear is vegan I couldn't tell you, maybe eats berries and cocaine idk. There's lots of fictional bears of course - Yogi, Gentle Ben, Boo-Boo, Humphrey, Cocaine, Berenstain, Paddington, the ones that Goldilocks messed with, Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear, and Bear from BJ & The Bear (who's actually a monkey), but not many superhero bears. There are some though including Bi-Polar Bear, Buster the Amazing Bear and Zap Panda. But the one I've chosen to desribe the Las Vegans is one called Ursa Major.

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One of the only fictional bears to not wear a shirt and no pants like a perv, Ursa Major is a Russian mutant who can turn into a bear. He retains his human intelligence and ability to speak, though his personality does become more feral and he begins to lose control over his human intelligence if he remains in his transformed state. Much like our hosts. Ursa Major also possesses superhuman strength, stamina and resistance to winning games of qooty to a much greater degree than an actual SFA team of similar size possesses, even if they are deluded as to the true nature of simhousery.

Enjoy the week fellas!​

NEP

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

I assumed this meant that it can't be the same person asking the questions lol

Correct. If you miss, gotta wait for the next hint.

I'll pump it out soon.

 

[Smoooothy]

ahhh vegas. i'll be inside you in 3 weeks time!!

frame that however you would like..

 

[SSSSSS]

He actually be Lucifer and be even older

SSSSSS thoughts?

I don't think he's actually Spartacus, unless he's 2127 years old.

I thought I made it clear to you bozos.

I'm not Lucifer (I wish).
I'm not Spartacus.

I'm spinynorman

 

[SSSSSS]

ahhh vegas. i'll be inside you in 3 weeks time!!

frame that however you would like..

 

[Millky95]

I thought I made it clear to you bozos.

I'm not Lucifer (I wish).
I'm not Spartacus.

I'm spinynorman

Oh how I wish there were a Mario version of this

 

[SSSSSS]

Oh how I wish there were a Mario version of this

It's-a me, spinynorman?

Is that doing it for you Millky?

 

[Millky95]

It's-a me, spinynorman?

Is that doing it for you Millky?

There is no way I can respond that won't have me banned for sexual misconduct

I'm sure Bonz has a gif though

 

[SSSSSS]

Welcome Bears to another week of pain.

The Warriors are rolling into Vegas, and boy have they picked the right time to visit. We're in such shocking form that we're practically gift wrapping wins and handing them out with a complimentary buffet voucher. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas? Good, because nobody needs to remember what our recent performances have looked like.

Our form has been so dire that even the slot machines are paying out more consistently than our attack and we're hemorrhaging points faster than tourists lose money on the Strip.

But this is Vegas, baby! Where dreams come to die and the Bears season comes to... well, also die apparently. The Warriors must be feeling like they've hit the jackpot just by drawing us twice in the fixture.

Get posting Bears, cause it's the only thing we are half reasonable at.

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Can't wait for another weekend of this coming up.



The sim can GAGF.

 

[SSSSSS]

There is no way I can respond that won't have me banned for sexual misconduct

I'm sure Bonz has a gif though

Well I've just found the book for you.

 

[pantskyle]

ahhh vegas. i'll be inside you in 3 weeks time!!

frame that however you would like..

I take it literally.

 

[FootyGuy13]

I thought I made it clear to you bozos.

I'm not Lucifer (I wish).

I'll be honest, didn't know that was Lucifer until I did a Google Image search.

Is Hazbin on YouTube or is it only HB? I've seen the first seaosn of HB.

 

[por_please_ya]

Nah, you're a snake.

 

[Millky95]

I'll be honest, didn't know that was Lucifer until I did a Google Image search.

Is Hazbin on YouTube or is it only HB? I've seen the first seaosn of HB.

Original episode is on YT but Season 1 of the show is on Prime. Season 2 comes out later this month

 

[TheInjuryFactory]

o shit waddup!

ROUND 2

I'm thinking of a Bears player...

• 3 guesses per hint​
• One incorrect guess per player, per hint​
• A vague question that could be several players will receive an equally vague response in return​

Hint #1
Their username does not start with M.

They are not:
SSSSSS, JoshWoodenSpoon or Mateflog.

 

[Tonga Bob]

o shit waddup!

ROUND 2

I'm thinking of a Bears player...

• 3 guesses per hint​
• One incorrect guess per player, per hint​
• A vague question that could be several players will receive an equally vague response in return​

Hint #1
Their username does not start with M.

They are not:
SSSSSS, JoshWoodenSpoon or Mateflog.

Were they Once Were Warriors?

 

[Freofalcon]

Your pwning skills of the pwning equivalent of Freofalcon’s shoop skills

 

[por_please_ya]

Ursa Major is a Russian mutant

сука блять

 

[FootyGuy13]

Original episode is on YT but Season 1 of the show is on Prime. Season 2 comes out later this month

Ah, I don't have Prime, or Netflix, or any of those stream services.

Probably won't bother with HBoss past Season since I haven't heard good things about Season 2. I'm already neck-deep with the Amazing Digital Circus, I don't need more.

сука блять

Меганиум > Иви

o shit waddup!

ROUND 2

I'm thinking of a Bears player...

• 3 guesses per hint​
• One incorrect guess per player, per hint​
• A vague question that could be several players will receive an equally vague response in return​

Hint #1
Their username does not start with M.

They are not:
SSSSSS, JoshWoodenSpoon or Mateflog.

I Dont Care

 

[The Half Back]

o shit waddup!

ROUND 2

I'm thinking of a Bears player...

• 3 guesses per hint​
• One incorrect guess per player, per hint​
• A vague question that could be several players will receive an equally vague response in return​

Hint #1
Their username does not start with M.

They are not:
SSSSSS, JoshWoodenSpoon or Mateflog.

Tandy

 

[Millky95]

Ah, I don't have Prime, or Netflix, or any of those stream services.

Same. I mooch off the missus

 

[Tonga Bob]

сука блять

Bless you.