Official Match Thread Season 40, Round 13 - East Side Hawks v Ophidian Old Boys FFC @ The Eyrie

[Tigerturbulance]

They're the additional chocolate bits.

 

[Pugsley]

I'll share them with the Hawks.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Coffee time!

sabso - Looks like you are needed!

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Seems like every week I get to think of you


kenneyswarriors


Hope everyone had a great day today!

 

[Over The Post]

 

[philreich]

 

[Over The Post]

 

[Dingster]

Callums_Guns fact check please. I heard Tarkyn_24 sucks the farts out of low flying seagulls.

 

[Dingster]

Callums_Guns another fact check please. I heard TY24 being a ruck is about as useful as **** on a bull.

 

[Over The Post]

 

[Dingster]

Callums_Guns while I'm on a roll I heard Biggie is so tight he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.

 

[Over The Post]

 

[philreich]

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When I was young, I wanted a watch, but instead my grandpa gave me a set of bagpipes. I protested, "But I wanted a watch."

He replied, "Just play the bagpipes."

So I did, and my annoying neighbour screamed, "WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE ****ING BAGPIPES AT 1AM???"

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Evening OOBS and Hawks

Apologies, I have a few work issues THAT I CREATED MYSELF.

I absolutely stuffed up and I'm working very hard to right the ship, but I'm flat bickie.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

When I was young, I wanted a watch, but instead my grandpa gave me a set of bagpipes. I protested, "But I wanted a watch."

He replied, "Just play the bagpipes."

So I did, and my annoying neighbour screamed, "WHO THE **** IS PLAYING THE ****ING BAGPIPES AT 1AM???"

Ooooh this has triggered a joke in the back of my mind.



An elderly man living alone in Leeds wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Paul, who used to help him, was in Wakefield Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Paul,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Paul.

At 4 a.m. the next morning, CID officers and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Callums_Guns another fact check please. I heard TY24 being a ruck is about as useful as **** on a bull.

Are you speaking from experience Ding?
Asking for a friend.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

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I refuse to allow the OOBer to participate in this, its been redirected elsewhere

 

[Over The Post]

 

[Pugsley]

 

[Braklet]

They're the additional chocolate bits.

 

[Braklet]

Where'd all the Hawks go?

Got anything to add, fellow OOB thewizardmelon?

 

[philreich]

Where'd all the Hawks go?

Got anything to add, fellow OOB thewizardmelon?

As a general rule, I'm led to believe that the Hawks prefer to post on days of the week that don't end in Y.

 

[Pugsley]

As a general rule, I'm led to believe that the Hawks prefer to post on days of the week that don't end in Y.

As we were

 

[Pugsley]

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Thats chivalry