Official Match Thread SEASON 40, ROUND 16: Sin City Swamprats vs Ophidian Old Boys FFC at The Underground Stadium

[Slingshot Footy]

Think their rookie named themselves after their hamstrings- slingshot nah snapped rubber band

I only missed games because of the enforced gardening leave (staff function, don’t ask) not injury!

 

[sportsmaniac89]

Hey damicky, you spineless mouse, any chance you'll enter the thread before match day.

He’ll enter at some stage as this week is #damickyonefiddy

 

[Pugsley]

All bark and no bite Pugsley. Go take a bath in one of hammer’s poorly made coffins!

You don't say very much but talk a lot snappy shot.

 

[philreich]

You don't say very much but talk a lot snappy shot.

What do you call a quick witted Japanese with a punch drunk father? A snappy Jappy with a slap happy pappy.

 

[Pugsley]

I only missed games because of the enforced gardening leave (staff function, don’t ask) not injury!

Stop eating the blood and bone.

 

[Slingshot Footy]

You don't say very much but talk a lot snappy shot.

Less is more I guess Pugsley but you’ve gotta make your banter snappier than that.

 

[Pugsley]

Less is more I guess Pugsley but you’ve gotta make your banter snappier than that.

No time for no yous, Snapshot.

 

[philreich]

If the Rats forward line is as quiet as this thread, we'll win by 10 goals.

 

[jackster83]

If the Rats forward line is as quiet as this thread, we'll win by 10 goals.

Actual footage of the Old Boys' forward line on Sunday:

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

Actual footage of the Old Boys' forward line on Sunday:

If I drink as much as I'm planning to, you could be on to something.

 

[jackster83]

If I drink as much as I'm planning to, you could be on to something.

Just wait til you see how drunk The_Reaper and Rodney Dangerfield get.

 

[philreich]

Actual footage of the Old Boys' forward line on Sunday:

I'm jealous - that kid is actually better than me!!!

 

[SweetD]

If the Rats forward line is as quiet as this thread, we'll win by 10 goals.

You'll need it, we wont

 

[Pugsley]

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You'll need it, we wont

Thanks damicky.

 

[Braklet]

Has anyone seen madicky?

 

[Dingster]

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You'll need it, we wont

You've played an extra game and scored 20 points less and conceded 184 more. Bend over Swampies.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

You've played an extra game and scored 20 points less and conceded 184 more. Bend over Swampies.

Going in dry......

 

[philreich]

You've played an extra game and scored 20 points less and conceded 184 more. Bend over Swampies.

And they only beat us last time because of freakish goal kicking.

 

[jackster83]

You've played an extra game and scored 20 points less and conceded 184 more. Bend over Swampies.

 

[Fleabane]

Morning all! Big day of work ahead for me so just time for a quick hello.

 

[Braklet]

Hey jackster83, check this out. Judging from your av, you'll like it:

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Key barrel or ignition switch issues now in the car after getting the clutch switch issues sorted FMD

 

[Braklet]

Key barrel or ignition switch issues now in the car after getting the clutch switch issues sorted FMD

How many keys do you keep on your ring? I've had to replace ignition switches after... relatives who shall not be named kept driving around with her their 5 pound keyring hanging while driving.

 

[jackster83]

Hey jackster83, check this out. Judging from your av, you'll like it:

Those penguins at the factory look like they really enjoy their job.

 

[Braklet]

Those penguins at the factory look like they really enjoy their job.

They enjoy grinding up the anthropomorphic tobacco leaves.