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Yo, Braklet! We did it!Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo goes for a slap, but King Tenz reverses it.
King Tenz goes for a choke against the ropes, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo attempts a kick to the midsection, but King Tenz counters it with a dragon screw.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
Mrs Turbo goes for an elbowdrop, but King Tenz rolls out of the way.
King Tenz uses a kneedrop on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz goes for a triangle choke, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo hits a spinebuster slam on King Tenz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance nails King Tenz with a lariat.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
King Tenz performs a kick to the midsection against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz attempts a kick to the midsection, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo uses a snap mare on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
Braklet enters the ring and lays out Mrs Turbo.
Braklet tries a Gory lock faceslam, but TigerTurbulance slides down his back.
Braklet rolls out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Braklet enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Braklet gets back up, but gets cut off.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a backward kick.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
King Tenz executes a leg lariat against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz uses a kneedrop on TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz gets a triangle choke on TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
King Tenz gives him a kick to the thigh, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
King Tenz executes a side kick to the midsection against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz nails TigerTurbulance with a Capoeira kick.
King Tenz performs a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz hits a jumping neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits King Tenz with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz chops TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz punches TigerTurbulance.
The boos are resurfacing again.
King Tenz punches TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz sends TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
TigerTurbulance takes King Tenz down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Mrs Turbo tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a go-behind.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
King Tenz uses a rolling elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
King Tenz hits a vertical suplex on Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo puts King Tenz in a chokehold.
King Tenz is struggling to reach the ropes.
King Tenz tries to escape the hold.
King Tenz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
King Tenz tries to escape the hold.
King Tenz makes it to the ropes after 16 seconds.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz nails Mrs Turbo with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind King Tenz.
King Tenz throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
King Tenz performs a leg lariat against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz tags out to Braklet.
Braklet and King Tenz hit Mrs Turbo with a double leg lariat.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring and lays out King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Braklet into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Braklet with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Braklet hits them with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Braklet uses a chop on Mrs Turbo.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Braklet attempts a flapjack, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Braklet counters it with a hiptoss.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet tags out to King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring and lays out Braklet.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double backdrop.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo performs a kick to the midsection against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a vertical suplex against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a pop-up Samoan Drop on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo uses a back suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo attempts a spinebuster slam, but King Tenz counters it with a kneelift.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz performs a small package against Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The winners are Braklet and King Tenz. Time of match: 0:17:06
Sim Rating: ***
And the Ophidian Bad Boys steal the titles from their captain and first lady! Shocking scenes at ClarkeMoney in the Bank All-Stars!
por_please_ya rakes cooney's face across the cage.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney goes for a ropeburn, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya attempts a release dragon suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 6 seconds.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney throws por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
cooney runs shoulder-first into the corner.
cooney performs a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney catches por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a facerake on por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
cooney chops por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a backdrop.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against cooney.
por_please_ya uses a dropkick on cooney.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a kick.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
cooney executes a vertical suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney tries a reverse neckbreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney
moves out of the way.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney rakes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney uses a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a kneebreaker on por_please_ya.
cooney tries a punch, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya performs a release dragon suplex against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a bulldog, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd erupts.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney goes for an eye gouge, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya chops cooney.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney hits a dropkick on por_please_ya.
cooney performs a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney locks por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a kick.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on cooney.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney gives the sign for the Figure-Four Leglock.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya tries to escape the hold.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 31 seconds.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney puts por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a bodyslam on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney climbs to the top turnbuckle.
cooney scales the cage wall.
cooney stans on the top of the cage.
cooney hits a diving headbutt from the top of the cage on por_please_ya.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
The winner is cooney. Time of match: 0:19:01
Sim Rating: *** 1/2
cooney picks himself off the mat.
cooney exits the cage.
cooney heads back up the entrance ramp.
por_please_ya pushes herself off the mat.
por_please_ya looks around the cage.
The audience are on their feet cheering for por_please_ya.
...
...
...
Suddenly, the mat is cut open.
A group of ringboards are smashed open.
MWPP and Dingster emerge through the hole in the ring.
MWPP and Dingster attack por_please_ya from behind.
tony storms down to the ring, accompanied by JoshWoodenSpoon, Ocha905 and Millky95.
t: Ms Please_ya, I will not let you and your cronies humiliate me.
Since you've been such a thorn in my side, I've decided to deal with you personally.
You and me, Ms Please_ya. I shall humiliate you as you have to me...at SweetaMania!
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if i win does that make me a grandslam champ or have i missed a title or 2Ah ****, forgot to put the graphics up.
Anyway, here's tonight's card:
Tonga Bob vs Chipmunk - Dream Match
Scythe (c) vs BigChippa52 - For the SFAEW Intercity Championship
pantskyle, FootyGuy13 and Barrybran (c) vs James Colorado, Orange crush and omgfridge - For the SFAEW Trios Championships
ShaunDuggan vs okeydoke7 - V1-Climax Grand Final
TRUMAN#1 will speak about why he pushed serial_thrilla off a ladder.
Elton Johns Wig (c) vs The Half Back - For the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship
Disappointed I didn't cut loose and get power bombed into oblivionBigChippa52 executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BigChippa52 uses a punch on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a vertical suplex against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 uses a clothesline on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm smash against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 whips Scythe94 into the ropes, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 misses with a shoulderblock.
BigChippa52 performs a vertical splash ring rope clothesline against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes an elbowsmash against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
Scythe94 performs a spin kick against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
Scythe94 executes a superkick against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 works the crowd.
Scythe94 performs a side suplex against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 uses an elbowsmash on BigChippa52.
Scythe94 runs into the ropes.
Scythe94 hits BigChippa52 with an elbow.
Scythe94 tries a jumping knee strike, but BigChippa52 ducks out of the way.
BigChippa52 hits a clothesline on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
Scythe94 goes for a Russian legsweep, but BigChippa52 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but Scythe94 counters it with
a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 executes an Asai huracanrana against BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
Scythe94 sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
Scythe94 executes a top-rope Frankensteiner against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 runs into the ropes.
BigChippa52 goes for a clothesline, but Scythe94 counters it with a hiptoss.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with a standing corkscrew senton.
The crowd erupts.
Scythe94 performs a flying bodypress against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head into the ringpost.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head regains consciousness.
Scythe94 executes a kneelift against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 hits a bodyslam on BigChippa52.
Scythe94 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 attempts a bodyslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 attempts to place Scythe94 on the turnbuckle, but Scythe94
blocks it.
BigChippa52 gives the sign for the Big Chip Stunner.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 performs a clothesline against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 executes a headlock takedown against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 performs a kick to the midsection against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BigChippa52 kicks Scythe94.
BigChippa52 punches Scythe94.
Scythe94 punches BigChippa52.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 chops BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 hits Scythe94.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
Scythe94 chops BigChippa52.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with the Slice.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scythe94 goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but BigChippa52
counters it with a facerake.
BigChippa52 uses a forearm to the back on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 attempts a kick to the midsection, but Scythe94 counters it with
a legsweep.
Scythe94 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 attempts a standing corkscrew senton, but BigChippa52 gets his
knees up.
BigChippa52 sends Scythe94 into the turnbuckle, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 goes for a dropkick to the knee, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 executes a bodyslam against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 uses a slingshot on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 throws Scythe94 out of the ring.
BigChippa52 rolls out under the bottom rope.
BigChippa52 uses a back elbow on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 shoves Scythe94 into the guardrail.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 runs Scythe94 into the ringpost.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 whips Scythe94 into the guardrail.
BigChippa52 hits a forearm smash on Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: 1.
BigChippa52 reenters the ring.
Scythe94 climbs back into the ring.
BigChippa52 attempts a back suplex, but Scythe94 turns in mid-air and lands on
him.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Scythe94 executes the Slice against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scythe94 performs a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 works the crowd.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
Scythe94 hits BigChippa52 with an elbow.
Scythe94 whips BigChippa52 into the ropes.
BigChippa52 hits Scythe94 with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 tries a bodyslam, but Scythe94 counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 complains about a slow count.
Scythe94 tries a vertical suplex, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 attempts a clothesline, but Scythe94 counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head gets up.
Scythe94 executes a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
Falconista goes to help BigChippa52, but Scythe94 kicks him away.
BigChippa52 makes the sign for the Big Chip Stunner.
Falconista lines up Scythe94 with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
BigChippa52 goes to hit the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94, but Falconista accidentally hits him with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Scythe94 performs a small package against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
The winner is Scythe. Time of match: 0:19:47
Sim Rating: *** 1/2
BigChippa52 explodes at Falconista.
Falconista shoves BigChippa52.
Gralin and TheWizardMelon try and break up the fight.
HARPSichord looks at the brawl going on in the ring.
H: **** this shit...I'm out of here.
HARPSichord takes his Enforcement badge out of his pocket, and crushes it under his foot.
HARPSichord storms back up the ramp.
As he walks through the backstage area, he notices a locker room door.
HARPSichord looks grimly at it.
He's about to walk away...
...
...but he comes back to the door.
H:...It's worth a shot.
HARPSichord opens the door and enters it.
The camera pans to a nameplate on the door.
It reads: damicky.
BigChippa52 executes a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BigChippa52 uses a punch on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a vertical suplex against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 uses a clothesline on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm smash against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 whips Scythe94 into the ropes, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 misses with a shoulderblock.
BigChippa52 performs a vertical splash ring rope clothesline against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes an elbowsmash against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 runs into the ropes.
Scythe94 performs a spin kick against BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
Scythe94 executes a superkick against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 works the crowd.
Scythe94 performs a side suplex against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 uses an elbowsmash on BigChippa52.
Scythe94 runs into the ropes.
Scythe94 hits BigChippa52 with an elbow.
Scythe94 tries a jumping knee strike, but BigChippa52 ducks out of the way.
BigChippa52 hits a clothesline on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 covers Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 attempts a headsmash into the turnbuckle, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with a roundhouse kick.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
Scythe94 goes for a Russian legsweep, but BigChippa52 counters it with
an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but Scythe94 counters it with
a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 executes an Asai huracanrana against BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
Scythe94 sets up BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle.
Scythe94 executes a top-rope Frankensteiner against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 runs into the ropes.
BigChippa52 goes for a clothesline, but Scythe94 counters it with a hiptoss.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with a standing corkscrew senton.
The crowd erupts.
Scythe94 performs a flying bodypress against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head into the ringpost.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head regains consciousness.
Scythe94 executes a kneelift against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 hits a bodyslam on BigChippa52.
Scythe94 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 attempts a bodyslam, but BigChippa52 counters it with an elbowsmash.
BigChippa52 attempts to place Scythe94 on the turnbuckle, but Scythe94
blocks it.
BigChippa52 gives the sign for the Big Chip Stunner.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BigChippa52 performs a clothesline against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BigChippa52 executes a headlock takedown against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 performs a kick to the midsection against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 executes the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BigChippa52 kicks Scythe94.
BigChippa52 punches Scythe94.
Scythe94 punches BigChippa52.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 chops BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 hits Scythe94.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
Scythe94 chops BigChippa52.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 nails BigChippa52 with the Slice.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scythe94 goes for a chinlock deathlock submission, but BigChippa52
counters it with a facerake.
BigChippa52 uses a forearm to the back on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 attempts a kick to the midsection, but Scythe94 counters it with
a legsweep.
Scythe94 is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 attempts a standing corkscrew senton, but BigChippa52 gets his
knees up.
BigChippa52 sends Scythe94 into the turnbuckle, but Scythe94 reverses it.
Scythe94 goes for a dropkick to the knee, but BigChippa52 steps out of the way.
BigChippa52 executes a bodyslam against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 uses a slingshot on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 throws Scythe94 out of the ring.
BigChippa52 rolls out under the bottom rope.
BigChippa52 uses a back elbow on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 shoves Scythe94 into the guardrail.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against Scythe94.
BigChippa52 runs Scythe94 into the ringpost.
Ringside is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 uses a series of punches on Scythe94.
BigChippa52 whips Scythe94 into the guardrail.
BigChippa52 hits a forearm smash on Scythe94.
Richard Head counts: 1.
BigChippa52 reenters the ring.
Scythe94 climbs back into the ring.
BigChippa52 attempts a back suplex, but Scythe94 turns in mid-air and lands on
him.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head shakes off the pain.
Scythe94 executes the Slice against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Scythe94 performs a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
Scythe94 works the crowd.
The chants for Scythe94 are deafening.
Scythe94 whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
Scythe94 hits BigChippa52 with an elbow.
Scythe94 whips BigChippa52 into the ropes.
BigChippa52 hits Scythe94 with a clothesline.
BigChippa52 tries a bodyslam, but Scythe94 counters it with a small package.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 complains about a slow count.
Scythe94 tries a vertical suplex, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 attempts a clothesline, but Scythe94 counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
Scythe94 throws Richard Head over the top rope.
Richard Head is out cold.
Richard Head crawls back into the ring.
Richard Head gets up.
Scythe94 executes a fireman's carry into a roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
Falconista goes to help BigChippa52, but Scythe94 kicks him away.
BigChippa52 makes the sign for the Big Chip Stunner.
Falconista lines up Scythe94 with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
BigChippa52 goes to hit the Big Chip Stunner on Scythe94, but Falconista accidentally hits him with the SFAEW Intercity Championship.
Scythe94 performs a small package against BigChippa52.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is behind Scythe94 all the way.
The winner is Scythe. Time of match: 0:19:47
Sim Rating: *** 1/2
BigChippa52 explodes at Falconista.
Falconista shoves BigChippa52.
Gralin and TheWizardMelon try and break up the fight.
HARPSichord looks at the brawl going on in the ring.
H: **** this shit...I'm out of here.
HARPSichord takes his Enforcement badge out of his pocket, and crushes it under his foot.
HARPSichord storms back up the ramp.
As he walks through the backstage area, he notices a locker room door.
HARPSichord looks grimly at it.
He's about to walk away...
...
...but he comes back to the door.
H:...It's worth a shot.
HARPSichord opens the door and enters it.
The camera pans to a nameplate on the door.
It reads: damicky.
TRUMAN#1 storms down to the ring.
He's clenching a microphone in his hand.
As he enters the ring he takes a deep breath.
T#1: Let's get my main point out of the way:
BEST FRIENDS DO NOT ABUSE THEIR BEST FRIENDS.
For weeks...weeks, I was on the recieving end of unnecesary violent outbursts from serial_thrilla.
For weeks I let him slap me around, I let him make me bleed, just because I thought it was the feud with Scythe just getting to him.
And when he slapped me when he asked him to set up the ladder...
...I saw the monster he became when the nWo got a hold of him.
I saw the nightmare that tried to strangle me in a Texas Death Match.
And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand by and let his worst aspects overtake him again.
I know we've been in this position before. I've had to do this before. I braved Hell in a Cell to send him a message when I thought his soul was lost to evil.
It's my mission to make him see what he's becoming, and if I have to beat him at the biggest stage in SFAEW...
...Then so be it.
Truman#1 throws the microphone to the mat.
Truman#1 goes to exit the ring...but he notice something under the ring.
As he goes to lift the ring apron, serial_thrilla emrges from under it.
The two immidiately start brawling into the crowd.
Fifthly:
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It's all been leading to this.
All seasos long, we've been running the biggest V1-Climax tournament in history.
Tonight, we determing who'll be entering the main event of SweetaMania as the challenger.
In the blue corner, ShaunDuggan.
In the red corner, okeydoke7.
Let's do this.