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[cooney]

Woooo

 

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It's Sunday, you know what that means:



It's time for SFAEW: ClarkeMoney in the Bank All-Stars!



Kicking us off tonight:





cooney defends his Hardcore Championship against por_please_ya inside a steel cage!​

 

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They lock up.
cooney begs off.
por_please_ya hits a flying huracanrana on cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya nails cooney with a flying huracanrana.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya throws Mike Uppet out of the ring.
Mike Uppet is out cold.
Mike Uppet crawls back into the ring.
Mike Uppet is back on the job.
cooney begs off.
por_please_ya nails cooney with a Northern Lights suplex.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
cooney performs a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a slap against por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
The chants for cooney are deafening.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
cooney executes a bodyslam against por_please_ya.
cooney uses a kneedrop on por_please_ya.
cooney performs a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney attempts a slap, but por_please_ya reverses it.
cooney re-reverses it.
cooney runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya goes for a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney uses a reverse neckbreaker on por_please_ya.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney tries an armbar submission, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya uses a Northern Lights suplex on cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
cooney begs off.
por_please_ya performs a flying huracanrana against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against cooney.
por_please_ya tries a high knee, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney executes a low blow against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits cooney with an elbow.
por_please_ya climbs to the top turnbuckle, but cooney throws her to the mat.
cooney attempts a vertical suplex, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya kicks cooney.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd is going crazy.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
por_please_ya kicks cooney.
The chants for por_please_ya are deafening.
cooney chops por_please_ya.
The crowd is going crazy.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a clothesline.
cooney bumps into the cage.
por_please_ya works the crowd.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya goes for a Northern Lights suplex, but cooney counters it with a DDT.
cooney tries a sleeperhold, but por_please_ya counters it with a jawbreaker.
por_please_ya executes a double foot stomp against cooney.
por_please_ya goes for a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney goes for a slap, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya uses a flying huracanrana on cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya complains about a slow count.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a clothesline.
cooney bumps into the cage.
The crowd is behind por_please_ya all the way.
por_please_ya goes for a high knee, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney tries an abdominal stretch, but por_please_ya reverses it.
cooney breaks the hold after 5 seconds.
cooney performs a low blow against por_please_ya.
cooney performs a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
por_please_ya misses with a clothesline.
por_please_ya hits a spinning headscissors on cooney.
por_please_ya goes for a jumping knee strike, but cooney ducks out of the way.
cooney goes for a reverse neckbreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney executes a kneebreaker against por_please_ya.
cooney puts por_please_ya in a sleeperhold.
por_please_ya grabs the ropes after being locked up for 8 seconds.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a reverse neckbreaker on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
por_please_ya hits cooney.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for por_please_ya.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney attempts a thumb to the eye, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya tries a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya misses with an elbow.
por_please_ya hits a jumping knee strike on cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a bulldog, but cooney counters it with a back suplex.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
cooney misses with a kick.
cooney misses with a clothesline.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
cooney attempts a punch, but por_please_ya counters it with an armbreaker.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
In turn, cooney counters it with a throw-off.
cooney chops por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney scrapes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney tries a sleeperhold, but por_please_ya counters it with a jawbreaker.
por_please_ya tries a half Boston, but cooney blocks it.
cooney rakes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney hits a thumb to the eye on por_please_ya.
cooney scrapes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney attempts a front facelock, but por_please_ya counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
por_please_ya performs a flying double foot stomp against cooney.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for por_please_ya.
por_please_ya attempts a flying huracanrana, but cooney counters it with a power bomb.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
The crowd is behind cooney all the way.
cooney goes for a front facelock, but por_please_ya counters it with an inverted atomic drop.
por_please_ya attempts a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney goes for a kneedrop, but por_please_ya moves out of the way.
por_please_ya performs a dropkick against cooney.
por_please_ya covers cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
cooney begs off.
por_please_ya whips cooney into the ropes.
por_please_ya hits a jumping knee strike on cooney.
cooney begs off.
por_please_ya puts cooney in a half Boston.
cooney is struggling to reach the ropes.
cooney manages to grab the ropes after 7 seconds.
por_please_ya tries a double foot stomp, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a bodyslam on por_please_ya.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya goes for a dropkick, but cooney steps out of the way.
cooney rakes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on por_please_ya.
Mike Uppet tells por_please_ya to respond or he'll stop the fight.
por_please_ya nods.
Mike Uppet asks por_please_ya if she's had enough.
por_please_ya shakes her head.
Mike Uppet asks por_please_ya if she's still there.
por_please_ya nods.
Mike Uppet checks por_please_ya's arm.
He lifts it... it falls.
He lifts it... it stays up!
por_please_ya fights her way out of the hold after 25 seconds.

 

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por_please_ya rakes cooney's face across the cage.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney goes for a ropeburn, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya attempts a release dragon suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 6 seconds.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney throws por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
cooney runs shoulder-first into the corner.
cooney performs a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney catches por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a facerake on por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
cooney chops por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a backdrop.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against cooney.
por_please_ya uses a dropkick on cooney.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a kick.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
cooney executes a vertical suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney tries a reverse neckbreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney
moves out of the way.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney rakes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney uses a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a kneebreaker on por_please_ya.
cooney tries a punch, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya performs a release dragon suplex against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a bulldog, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd erupts.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney goes for an eye gouge, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya chops cooney.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney hits a dropkick on por_please_ya.
cooney performs a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney locks por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a kick.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on cooney.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney gives the sign for the Figure-Four Leglock.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya tries to escape the hold.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 31 seconds.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney puts por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a bodyslam on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney climbs to the top turnbuckle.
cooney scales the cage wall.
cooney stans on the top of the cage.
cooney hits a diving headbutt from the top of the cage on por_please_ya.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.

The winner is cooney. Time of match: 0:19:01
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


cooney picks himself off the mat.

cooney exits the cage.

cooney heads back up the entrance ramp.

por_please_ya pushes herself off the mat.

por_please_ya looks around the cage.

The audience are on their feet cheering for por_please_ya.

...


...


...

Suddenly, the mat is cut open.

A group of ringboards are smashed open.

MWPP and Dingster emerge through the hole in the ring.

MWPP and Dingster attack por_please_ya from behind.





tony storms down to the ring, accompanied by JoshWoodenSpoon, Ocha905 and Millky95.


t: Ms Please_ya, I will not let you and your cronies humiliate me.

Since you've been such a thorn in my side, I've decided to deal with you personally.

You and me, Ms Please_ya. I shall humiliate you as you have to me...at SweetaMania!

 

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Secondly:






James Colorado, Orange crush and Bastyy take on T2B_, Hatchy1992 and Blaze Storm for a shot at the Trios Titles!​

 

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They lock up.
James Colorado hits T2B_.
James Colorado chops T2B_.
Numerous fans are using James Colorado as target practice.
Bastyy enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
James Colorado and Bastyy hit T2B_ with a double forearm to the back.
Bastyy leaves the ring.
James Colorado hits an elbowsmash on T2B_.
James Colorado whips T2B_ into the ropes.
T2B_ nails James Colorado with a running front dropkick.
T2B_ executes a bodyslam against James Colorado.
James Colorado springs to his feet.
James Colorado whips T2B_ into the ropes.
T2B_ uses a backspin DDT on James Colorado.
T2B_ has the crowd going wild.
T2B_ uses a kick to the midsection on James Colorado.
T2B_ uses a spinning leg lariat on James Colorado.
T2B_ covers James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
T2B_ performs a snap mare against James Colorado.
T2B_ tags out to Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 and T2B_ whip James Colorado into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 and T2B_ hit James Colorado with a double dropkick.
T2B_ performs a Russian legsweep against James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 executes a flying dropkick against James Colorado.
T2B_ leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 performs an open-handed chop against James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 punches James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
Hatchy1992 hits James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits a running front dropkick on James Colorado.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 executes an armdrag takedown against James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 sends James Colorado into the turnbuckle, but James Colorado reverses it.
Hatchy1992 comes back, but is met with an elbow.
James Colorado whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 misses with a shoulderblock.
Hatchy1992 hits James Colorado with a kick.
Hatchy1992 performs a springboard armdrag against James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits James Colorado with a kick.
Hatchy1992 whips James Colorado into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 tags out to Blaze Storm.
Blaze Storm and Hatchy1992 whip James Colorado into the ropes.
They hit James Colorado with a double kick to the midsection.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
Blaze Storm hits a jumping DDT on James Colorado.
The crowd is really behind Blaze Storm.
Blaze Storm performs a jumping DDT against James Colorado.
The crowd is going crazy.
Blaze Storm runs into the ropes.
James Colorado misses with an elbow.
Blaze Storm goes for a spear but James Colorado pulls Chief in the way!
Chief crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get up.
James Colorado punches Blaze Storm.
James Colorado hits Blaze Storm.
James Colorado is being booed like there is no tomorrow.
James Colorado chops Blaze Storm.
Blaze Storm kicks James Colorado.
Blaze Storm tags out to Hatchy1992.
Blaze Storm executes a dropkick from the second rope against James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 uses an over-the-top stunner on James Colorado.
Blaze Storm leaves the ring.
Hatchy1992 hits the Diamond Dust on James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, in the ropes...
Hatchy1992 goes for a flying dropkick, but James Colorado counters it with an intercept dropkick.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 misses with a clothesline.
Hatchy1992 attempts a slap, but James Colorado reverses it.
Hatchy1992 re-reverses it.
Hatchy1992 chops James Colorado.
The crowd erupts.
Hatchy1992 hits James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 chops James Colorado.
Hatchy1992 tags out to Blaze Storm.
Blaze Storm and Hatchy1992 whip James Colorado into the ropes.
They hit James Colorado with a double clothesline.
Blaze Storm and Hatchy1992 whip James Colorado into the ropes.
They hit James Colorado with a double backdrop.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
Blaze Storm tries a front-layout suplex, but James Colorado counters it with a kneelift.
James Colorado executes a dropkick against Blaze Storm.
James Colorado hits a flying cross body press on Blaze Storm.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
James Colorado uses a kick to the midsection on Blaze Storm.
James Colorado chops Blaze Storm.
James Colorado chops Blaze Storm.
James Colorado further incites the crowd.
James Colorado chops Blaze Storm.
James Colorado tags out to Bastyy.
James Colorado takes Blaze Storm down with a back suplex.
Bastyy nails Blaze Storm with a flying cross body press.
Chief counts: One, kickout.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
Bastyy whips Blaze Storm into the ropes, but Blaze Storm reverses it.
Blaze Storm hits Bastyy with a shoulderblock.
Blaze Storm tags out to Hatchy1992.
Hatchy1992 and Blaze Storm whip Bastyy into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Bastyy with a double kick to the midsection, but he
counters it with a double clothesline.
Blaze Storm leaves the ring.
Bastyy hits a flying cross body press on Hatchy1992.
Chief counts: One, two, kickout.
Bastyy works the crowd.
Bastyy is eliciting a sizable round of boos.
Bastyy performs an elbowsmash against Hatchy1992.
Bastyy runs into the ropes.
Bastyy and Hatchy1992 get hit with a double clothesline.
Bastyy throws Hatchy1992 out of the ring.
Chief counts: one, two, three, four, Hatchy1992 reenters the ring.
Bastyy takes Hatchy1992 down with a bodyslam.
James Colorado enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Bastyy and James Colorado whip Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Bastyy and James Colorado hit Hatchy1992 with a double backbreaker.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
Bastyy whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes, but Hatchy1992 reverses it.
Hatchy1992 goes for a headbutt to the midsection, but Bastyy blocks it.
Bastyy runs into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 executes a slap against Bastyy.
Hatchy1992 catches Bastyy in a Fujiwara armbar.
Bastyy inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 9 seconds.
Hatchy1992 attempts a springboard armdrag, but Bastyy steps out of the way.
Bastyy uses a backbreaker on Hatchy1992.
Bastyy performs an elbowsmash against Hatchy1992.
Bastyy uses an armdrag takedown on Hatchy1992.
Bastyy whips Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
Hatchy1992 and Bastyy get hit with a double clothesline.
Hatchy1992 uses an over-the-top stunner on Bastyy.
Hatchy1992 attempts a slap, but Bastyy reverses it.
Bastyy tags out to James Colorado.
James Colorado and Bastyy whip Hatchy1992 into the ropes.
They hit Hatchy1992 with a double backdrop.
James Colorado and Bastyy hit Hatchy1992 with a double elbowsmash.
Bastyy executes a high knee against Hatchy1992.
James Colorado uses a spinning mule kick on Hatchy1992.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
Bastyy leaves the ring.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
James Colorado tries a jumping knee strike, but Hatchy1992 ducks out of the way.
Hatchy1992 performs an Asai moonsault against James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
Hatchy1992 gives the sign for the Captain's Splash.
Hatchy1992 executes the Captain's Splash on James Colorado.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Hatchy1992 tags out to T2B_.
T2B_ tries a Russian legsweep, but James Colorado counters it with an elbowsmash.
James Colorado runs into the ropes.
T2B_ hits James Colorado with a clothesline.
T2B_ goes for the Tomikaze, but James Colorado blocks it.
James Colorado uses a slap on T2B_.
James Colorado tags out to Orange Crush.
James Colorado tries a jumping knee strike, but T2B_ ducks out of the way.
James Colorado leaves the ring.
T2B_ attempts a lariat, but Orange Crush ducks out of the way.
Orange Crush hits a snap mare on T2B_.
Orange Crush nails T2B_ with a superkick.
Orange Crush uses an elbowsmash on T2B_.
Orange Crush executes a flying cross body press against T2B_.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush performs a fisherman buster against T2B_.
The chants for Orange Crush are deafening.
Orange Crush is going for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, shoulder up.
Orange Crush throws T2B_ out of the ring.
Orange Crush jumps onto him with a Frankensteiner off the apron.
Chief counts: 1.
Orange Crush reenters the ring.
T2B_ follows him back in.
Orange Crush executes a jumping neckbreaker against T2B_.
Orange Crush tags out to James Colorado.
James Colorado and Orange Crush whip T2B_ into the ropes.
James Colorado and Orange Crush hit T2B_ with a double chop.
Hatchy1992 enters the ring and throws Orange Crush out of the ring.
T2B_ and Hatchy1992 whip James Colorado into the ropes.
They hit James Colorado with a double elbowsmash.
Hatchy1992 leaves the ring.
T2B_ performs a leg lariat against James Colorado.
T2B_ throws James Colorado into the turnbuckle, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado charges into the corner, but T2B_ lifts his leg.
T2B_ chops James Colorado.
There are lots of chants for T2B_.
T2B_ chops James Colorado.
T2B_ attempts a vertical suplex, but James Colorado reverses it.
James Colorado executes the GrimBuster on T2B_.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
James Colorado goes for the pin.
Chief counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is vociferously booing James Colorado.

The winners are James Colorado, Bastyy and Orange crush. Time of match: 0:09:47
Sim Rating: ***


A huge win for the Bang Bang Furie Gang! They've ended their losing streak, and have a meeting with the Warrios for the Trios Championships next week!

 

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Thirdly:






BRAB and FootyGuy13 face off!​

 

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They lock up.
BRAB kicks FootyGuy13.
BRAB chops FootyGuy13.
The crowd is behind BRAB all the way.
BRAB goes for the Pele kick, but FootyGuy13 steps out of the way.
FootyGuy13 works the crowd.
The crowd is behind FootyGuy13 all the way.
FootyGuy13 tries a powerslam, but BRAB counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd erupts.
In turn, FootyGuy13 counters it with a side suplex.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with an elbow.
BRAB is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB performs a leg lariat against FootyGuy13.
BRAB tries a dropkick, but FootyGuy13 steps out of the way.
The crowd is behind FootyGuy13 all the way.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the ropes, but BRAB reverses it.
BRAB executes a lariat against FootyGuy13.
BRAB whips FootyGuy13 into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB with a kick.
FootyGuy13 nails BRAB with a lariat.
FootyGuy13 tries a jumping neckbreaker, but BRAB counters it with a backward kick.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB hits a powerslam on FootyGuy13.
BRAB uses a moonsault from the second turnbuckle on FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB hits a spinning mule kick on FootyGuy13.
BRAB executes a lariat against FootyGuy13.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 executes a kick to the head against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 uses a jawbreaker on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 uses a kick to the midsection on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 uses a headbutt on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 attempts a back suplex, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB performs a dropkick against FootyGuy13.
BRAB performs the Pele kick against FootyGuy13.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 misses with a clothesline.
BRAB misses with a clothesline.
FootyGuy13 performs a spinebuster slam against BRAB.
Richard Head counts: One, kickout.
FootyGuy13 takes BRAB down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the ropes, but BRAB reverses it.
FootyGuy13 misses with a kick.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with an elbow.
BRAB performs a release half nelson suplex against FootyGuy13.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB performs a half nelson suplex against FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB attempts a slap, but FootyGuy13 reverses it.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB.
The chants for FootyGuy13 are deafening.
FootyGuy13 punches BRAB.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB.
FootyGuy13 executes a back suplex against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 is going for the cover.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
FootyGuy13 executes a kneelift against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 punches BRAB.
BRAB kicks FootyGuy13.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13.
The crowd erupts.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13.
BRAB executes a jumping knee strike against FootyGuy13.
BRAB whips FootyGuy13 into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 misses with a clothesline.
FootyGuy13 tries a lariat, but BRAB counters it with a Fujiwara armbar.
FootyGuy13 gets ahold of the ropes after 5 seconds.
BRAB nails FootyGuy13 with a standing moonsault.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB goes for a kick to the chest, but FootyGuy13 blocks it.
FootyGuy13 hits a lariat on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 climbs to the top turnbuckle, but BRAB nails him in the stomach.
FootyGuy13 falls onto the top turnbuckle.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB executes a top-rope Frankensteiner against FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB attempts to place FootyGuy13 on the turnbuckle, but FootyGuy13 blocks it.
BRAB whips FootyGuy13 into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 tries a lariat, but BRAB counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB tries a jumping knee strike, but FootyGuy13 ducks out of the way.
FootyGuy13 places BRAB on the turnbuckle.
FootyGuy13 hits a superplex on BRAB.
The crowd is going crazy.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the ropes, but BRAB reverses it.
BRAB misses with a clothesline.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB with a shoulderblock.
FootyGuy13 performs a bodyslam against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 uses a snap mare on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 hits a bodyslam on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB with a kick.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the turnbuckle.
FootyGuy13 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but BRAB moves out of the way.
BRAB tries a vertical suplex, but FootyGuy13 reverses it.
In turn, BRAB counters it with a slidedown.
BRAB hits a jumping knee strike on FootyGuy13.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB uses a spinning mule kick on FootyGuy13.
BRAB punches FootyGuy13.
BRAB kicks FootyGuy13.
BRAB kicks FootyGuy13.
BRAB hits a powerslam on FootyGuy13.
BRAB works the crowd.
BRAB goes for a moonsault from the second turnbuckle, but FootyGuy13 moves out of the way.
FootyGuy13 takes BRAB down with a bodyslam.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with a kick.
FootyGuy13 springs to his feet.
FootyGuy13 tries a powerslam, but BRAB counters it with a high cross body.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with an elbow.
BRAB goes for a double foot stomp, but FootyGuy13 moves out of the way.
FootyGuy13 nails BRAB with a lariat.
FootyGuy13 attempts a back suplex, but BRAB counters it with a bulldog.
BRAB covers FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB goes for a dragon suplex, but FootyGuy13 counters it with a reverse cradle.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with an elbow.
BRAB performs a standing shooting star press against FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB gives the sign for the Moral Compass.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on FootyGuy13.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BRAB.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

BRAB executes a vertical suplex against FootyGuy13.
BRAB throws FootyGuy13 out of the ring.
BRAB rolls out under the bottom rope.
Richard Head counts: 1.
BRAB knocks FootyGuy13 into the ringsteps.
Richard Head counts: 2.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 3.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
FootyGuy13 whips BRAB into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
FootyGuy13 takes BRAB down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Richard Head counts: 4.
FootyGuy13 shoves BRAB into the guardrail.
FootyGuy13 uses a forearm to the back on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 throws BRAB back into the ring.
FootyGuy13 goes for a cross-face submission, but BRAB blocks it.
BRAB goes for a roundhouse kick, but FootyGuy13 blocks it.
FootyGuy13 tries a kick to the head, but BRAB ducks out of the way.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB misses with a shoulderblock.
BRAB hits FootyGuy13 with a shoulderblock.
BRAB executes a release half nelson suplex against FootyGuy13.
BRAB is going for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB attempts a moonsault, but FootyGuy13 gets his knees up.
FootyGuy13 executes the Liger Bomb against BRAB.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
FootyGuy13 hits a toss suplex on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 uses a swinging side slam on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 has the crowd going wild.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 misses with a kick.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB with an elbow.
BRAB springs to his feet.
BRAB hits a slap on FootyGuy13.
BRAB uses a vertical suplex on FootyGuy13.
BRAB uses a release half nelson suplex on FootyGuy13.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
BRAB attempts a standing shooting star press, but FootyGuy13 moves out of the way.
FootyGuy13 executes a back suplex against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 executes a jawbreaker against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 attempts a lariat, but BRAB counters it with a crucifix.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
BRAB executes a spinning mule kick against FootyGuy13.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for BRAB.
BRAB tries a dropkick, but FootyGuy13 steps out of the way.
FootyGuy13 performs a swinging side slam against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 attempts to place BRAB on the turnbuckle, but BRAB blocks it.
FootyGuy13 executes an elbowsmash against BRAB.
FootyGuy13 runs into the ropes.
FootyGuy13 hits BRAB with a clothesline.
BRAB falls out of the ring.
FootyGuy13 goes outside.
FootyGuy13 shoves BRAB into the guardrail.
Richard Head counts: 1.
FootyGuy13 executes a spinebuster bomb against BRAB.
Richard Head counts: 2.
FootyGuy13 throws BRAB into the ringpost.
FootyGuy13 takes BRAB down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
Richard Head counts: 3.
FootyGuy13 gets back into the ring.
BRAB rolls back in under the bottom rope.
FootyGuy13 gives the sign for the Claymore.
FootyGuy13 executes the Claymore on BRAB.
The crowd is behind FootyGuy13 all the way.
FootyGuy13 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
FootyGuy13 tries a spinebuster bomb, but BRAB counters it with a DDT.
BRAB runs into the ropes.
BRAB executes the Moral Compass on FootyGuy13.
BRAB goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, in the ropes...
BRAB attempts the Pele kick, but FootyGuy13 steps out of the way.
FootyGuy13 tries a spinebuster bomb, but BRAB counters it with a rana.
Richard Head counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
BRAB whips FootyGuy13 into the ropes.
BRAB hits a roundhouse kick on FootyGuy13.
BRAB executes the Phoenix Splash against FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.
BRAB performs a lariat against FootyGuy13.
BRAB uses a lariat on FootyGuy13.
The crowd is giving BRAB a standing ovation.
BRAB covers FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB uses a standing corkscrew moonsault on FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, shoulder up.
BRAB hits a standing moonsault on FootyGuy13.
Richard Head counts: One, two, kickout.



The Majestic comes to ringside.

The Majestic goes to hand BRAB a pair of brass knuckles.

Right before BRAB can take them, The Majestic withdraws them.

The Majestic gives BRAB the finger, and walks back up the ramp.

FootyGuy13 attacks BRAB from behind.
FootyGuy13 works the crowd.
The crowd is behind FootyGuy13 all the way.
FootyGuy13 executes the Claymore on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is FootyGuy13. Time of match: 0:16:10
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


FG13 wins! Seems there's a little dissension in the ranks of the Order of Moral Compasses...

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fourthly:






Tigerturbulance and Mrs Turbo defend their Tag Team Championships against Braklet and King Tenz!​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo hits a legsweep on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
Mrs Turbo seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mrs Turbo executes a vertical suplex against King Tenz.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits a back suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes, but King Tenz reverses it.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
Mrs Turbo is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Mrs Turbo uses a hiptoss on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a slap against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Braklet enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance takes King Tenz down with a vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance chops King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance hits King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance chops King Tenz.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance tries a knee strike, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz tags out to Braklet.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring and throws King Tenz out of the ring.
Mrs Turbo seemingly enjoys the boos.
Mrs Turbo performs a short clothesline against Braklet.
TigerTurbulance hits a release German suplex on Braklet.
The cheers for TigerTurbulance are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance executes a vertical suplex against Braklet.
TigerTurbulance takes Braklet down with a release German suplex.
TigerTurbulance takes Braklet down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance attempts a mounted punch, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet throws TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle.
Braklet tries a bulldog, but TigerTurbulance counters it with an achilles tendon hold.
Braklet gets ahold of the ropes after 15 seconds.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Braklet.
TigerTurbulance attempts a mounted punch, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet tries a kick to the midsection, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a legsweep.
Braklet begs off.
TigerTurbulance tries a mounted punch, but Braklet blocks it.
Braklet punches TigerTurbulance.
Braklet punches TigerTurbulance.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance chops Braklet.
TigerTurbulance doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
TigerTurbulance kicks Braklet.
TigerTurbulance hits Braklet.
Braklet kicks TigerTurbulance.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Braklet attempts a facerake, but TigerTurbulance blocks it.
TigerTurbulance hits Braklet.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance punches Braklet.
Braklet hits TigerTurbulance.
Braklet seemingly enjoys the boos.
TigerTurbulance chops Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
TigerTurbulance whips Braklet into the ropes, but Braklet reverses it.
TigerTurbulance and Braklet get hit with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance chops Braklet.
TigerTurbulance punches Braklet.
Braklet kicks TigerTurbulance.
Braklet seemingly enjoys the boos.
Braklet hits TigerTurbulance.
Braklet performs a headbutt against TigerTurbulance.
Braklet nails TigerTurbulance with a bulldog.
Braklet hits a bulldog on TigerTurbulance.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Braklet.
Braklet goes for an elbowdrop, but TigerTurbulance rolls out of the way.
Mrs Turbo enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo hit Braklet with a double forearm to the back.
Mrs Turbo leaves the ring.
TigerTurbulance whips Braklet into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance nails Braklet with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
TigerTurbulance hits an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Braklet.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo takes Braklet down with a release German suplex.
King Tenz enters the ring, but gets cut off.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Braklet into the ropes.
They hit Braklet with a double kick to the midsection.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo uses a slap on Braklet.
Mrs Turbo executes the Ophidian-5 on Braklet.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance hit Braklet with a double vertical suplex.
TigerTurbulance uses an overhead belly-to-belly suplex on Braklet.
Mrs Turbo hits a release German suplex on Braklet.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo goes for a short clothesline, but Braklet ducks out of the way.
Braklet tries a superkick, but Mrs Turbo ducks out of the way.
Mrs Turbo uses a slap on Braklet.
Mrs Turbo hits a hiptoss on Braklet.
Mrs Turbo hits a snap mare on Braklet.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits Braklet with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo taunts the crowd.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo tries a kick to the midsection, but Braklet counters it with a dragon screw.
King Tenz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Braklet and King Tenz whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They hit Mrs Turbo with a double elbowsmash.
Braklet and King Tenz whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mrs Turbo with a double fist to the midsection, but she counters it with a double clothesline.
King Tenz leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo attempts a snap mare, but Braklet blocks it.
King Tenz enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
Braklet and King Tenz whip Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Mrs Turbo with a double backdrop, but she counters it with a double headsmash.
King Tenz leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo goes for a release German suplex, but Braklet counters it with a go-behind.
Braklet hits a bulldog on Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo springs to her feet.
Mrs Turbo performs a forearm to the back against Braklet.
Mrs Turbo tries a vertical suplex, but Braklet counters it with a small package.
Mike Uppet counts: One, kickout.
Braklet punches Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for Braklet are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits Braklet.
Mrs Turbo seemingly enjoys the boos.
Braklet chops Mrs Turbo.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind Braklet.
Braklet hits Mrs Turbo.
Braklet is getting a pissed look amidst all the boos.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Braklet goes for a bulldog, but Mrs Turbo counters it with the torture rack.
Braklet is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Mrs Turbo lets go after 19 seconds.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance tries a lariat, but Braklet blocks it.
King Tenz attempts a back suplex, but TigerTurbulance counters it with a hiptoss.
Mrs Turbo hits a short clothesline on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance attempts a release German suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits King Tenz with an elbow.
King Tenz begs off.
TigerTurbulance uses a release German suplex on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance attempts a lariat, but King Tenz ducks out of the way.
King Tenz chops TigerTurbulance.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
TigerTurbulance kicks King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance performs a release German suplex against King Tenz.
All of a sudden, the boos are turning into almost unanimous cheers.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo runs into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with an elbow.
Mrs Turbo tries a short clothesline, but King Tenz counters it with a hiptoss.
In turn, Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
Mrs Turbo is going for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Mrs Turbo puts King Tenz in a figure-four leglock.
King Tenz grabs the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
Mrs Turbo gets a figure-four leglock on King Tenz.
King Tenz inches his way towards the ropes after being trapped for 8 seconds.

 

[por_please_ya]

por_please_ya rakes cooney's face across the cage.
por_please_ya executes a flying huracanrana against cooney.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney rolls out of the way.
cooney goes for a ropeburn, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya attempts a release dragon suplex, but cooney counters it with a go-behind.
cooney gets a sleeperhold on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 6 seconds.
cooney uses a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
cooney throws por_please_ya into the turnbuckle.
cooney runs shoulder-first into the corner.
cooney performs a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a roundhouse right against por_please_ya.
cooney catches por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after 5 seconds.
cooney hits a facerake on por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for cooney.
cooney chops por_please_ya.
cooney executes a back suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a kick.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a backdrop.
por_please_ya performs a jumping knee strike against cooney.
por_please_ya uses a dropkick on cooney.
The crowd erupts.
por_please_ya runs into the ropes.
por_please_ya misses with a kick.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a clothesline.
cooney executes a vertical suplex against por_please_ya.
cooney tries a reverse neckbreaker, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya executes a bulldog against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a flying double foot stomp, but cooney
moves out of the way.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney rakes por_please_ya's face across the cage.
cooney uses a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a kneebreaker on por_please_ya.
cooney tries a punch, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya performs a release dragon suplex against cooney.
por_please_ya attempts a bulldog, but cooney blocks it.
cooney punches por_please_ya.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
The crowd erupts.
cooney hits a slap on por_please_ya.
cooney goes for an eye gouge, but por_please_ya blocks it.
por_please_ya chops cooney.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
cooney hits por_please_ya.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.
por_please_ya punches cooney.
The crowd is giving por_please_ya a standing ovation.
cooney kicks por_please_ya.
cooney hits a dropkick on por_please_ya.
cooney performs a punch against por_please_ya.
cooney locks por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya reaches the ropes after being locked up for 5 seconds.
cooney whips por_please_ya into the ropes, but por_please_ya reverses it.
por_please_ya hits cooney with a kick.
por_please_ya executes the Eeveelution on cooney.
por_please_ya goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, shoulder up.
por_please_ya whips cooney into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney gives the sign for the Figure-Four Leglock.
cooney executes the Figure-Four Leglock on por_please_ya.
por_please_ya tries to escape the hold.
por_please_ya is struggling to reach the ropes.
por_please_ya manages to grab the ropes after holding out for 31 seconds.
cooney hits a chop on por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney puts por_please_ya in a front facelock.
por_please_ya makes it to the ropes after being trapped for 5 seconds.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a shoulderblock.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney executes a chop against por_please_ya.
cooney hits a bodyslam on por_please_ya.
cooney hits a punch on por_please_ya.
cooney runs into the ropes.
cooney misses with a shoulderblock.
cooney hits por_please_ya with a kick.
cooney climbs to the top turnbuckle.
cooney scales the cage wall.
cooney stans on the top of the cage.
cooney hits a diving headbutt from the top of the cage on por_please_ya.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is giving cooney a standing ovation.

The winner is cooney. Time of match: 0:19:01
Sim Rating: *** 1/2


cooney picks himself off the mat.

cooney exits the cage.

cooney heads back up the entrance ramp.

por_please_ya pushes herself off the mat.

por_please_ya looks around the cage.

The audience are on their feet cheering for por_please_ya.

...


...


...

Suddenly, the mat is cut open.

A group of ringboards are smashed open.

MWPP and Dingster emerge through the hole in the ring.

MWPP and Dingster attack por_please_ya from behind.





tony storms down to the ring, accompanied by JoshWoodenSpoon, Ocha905 and Millky95.


t: Ms Please_ya, I will not let you and your cronies humiliate me.

Since you've been such a thorn in my side, I've decided to deal with you personally.

You and me, Ms Please_ya. I shall humiliate you as you have to me...at SweetaMania!

Merda!

 

[FootyBot13]

The winners are @James Colorado, @Bastyy and @Orange crush. Time of match: 0:09:47
Sim Rating: ***


A huge win for the Bang Bang Furie Gang! They've ended their losing streak, and have a meeting with the Warrios for the Trios Championships next week!

No shot you don't have the Dragons taking on the Warriors, the storyline practically writes itself!

FootyGuy13 executes the Claymore on BRAB.
FootyGuy13 goes for the pin.
Richard Head counts: One, two, three.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.

The winner is @FootyGuy13. Time of match: 0:16:10
Sim Rating: **** 3/4


FG13 wins!

Now I don't know much about the sport of Funtertainment, but I feel like using a Claymore in a Wrestling match is some Looney Tunes type nonsense.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo goes for a slap, but King Tenz reverses it.
King Tenz goes for a choke against the ropes, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo attempts a kick to the midsection, but King Tenz counters it with a dragon screw.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
Mrs Turbo misses with a clothesline.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz with a kick.
Mrs Turbo goes for an elbowdrop, but King Tenz rolls out of the way.
King Tenz uses a kneedrop on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz goes for a triangle choke, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo tries a bodyslam, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
Mrs Turbo hits a spinebuster slam on King Tenz.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... kickout.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring to make it two-on-one.
TigerTurbulance nails King Tenz with a lariat.
The crowd is wildly cheering TigerTurbulance with only a few scattered boos audible.
Mrs Turbo tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
King Tenz performs a kick to the midsection against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz attempts a kick to the midsection, but Mrs Turbo blocks it.
Mrs Turbo uses a snap mare on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo tags out to TigerTurbulance.
Braklet enters the ring and lays out Mrs Turbo.
Braklet tries a Gory lock faceslam, but TigerTurbulance slides down his back.
Braklet rolls out of the ring.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Braklet enters the ring, but gets cut off.
TigerTurbulance and Mrs Turbo whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double kick to the midsection.
Braklet gets back up, but gets cut off.
Mrs Turbo uses a short clothesline on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance goes for a release German suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a backward kick.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
King Tenz hits TigerTurbulance with a shoulderblock.
King Tenz executes a leg lariat against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz uses a kneedrop on TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz gets a triangle choke on TigerTurbulance.
TigerTurbulance gets ahold of the ropes after holding out for 5 seconds.
King Tenz gives him a kick to the thigh, but TigerTurbulance doesn't budge.
King Tenz executes a side kick to the midsection against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz nails TigerTurbulance with a Capoeira kick.
King Tenz performs a bodyslam against TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz hits a jumping neckbreaker on TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz runs into the ropes.
TigerTurbulance hits King Tenz with an elbow.
TigerTurbulance executes the Ophidian-5 on King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance goes for the pin.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, thr... shoulder up.
TigerTurbulance tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz blocks it.
King Tenz chops TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz punches TigerTurbulance.
The boos are resurfacing again.
King Tenz punches TigerTurbulance.
King Tenz sends TigerTurbulance into the turnbuckle, but TigerTurbulance reverses it.
TigerTurbulance executes a forearm to the back against King Tenz.
King Tenz begs off.
TigerTurbulance tags out to Mrs Turbo.
TigerTurbulance takes King Tenz down with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex.
The boos are resurfacing again.
Mrs Turbo tries a release German suplex, but King Tenz counters it with a go-behind.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
King Tenz uses a rolling elbowsmash on Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo with a kick.
King Tenz hits a vertical suplex on Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
King Tenz whips Mrs Turbo into the ropes, but Mrs Turbo reverses it.
Mrs Turbo puts King Tenz in a chokehold.
King Tenz is struggling to reach the ropes.
King Tenz tries to escape the hold.
King Tenz is valiantly trying to break the hold.
King Tenz tries to escape the hold.
King Tenz makes it to the ropes after 16 seconds.
Mrs Turbo whips King Tenz into the ropes.
King Tenz nails Mrs Turbo with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind King Tenz.
King Tenz throws Mrs Turbo into the turnbuckle.
King Tenz performs a leg lariat against Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz tags out to Braklet.
Braklet and King Tenz hit Mrs Turbo with a double leg lariat.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring and lays out King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip Braklet into the ropes.
They attempt to hit Braklet with a double clothesline, but he counters it with a duck-down move.
Braklet hits them with a double clothesline.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Braklet uses a chop on Mrs Turbo.
Braklet hits a knee to the back on Mrs Turbo.
Braklet attempts a flapjack, but Mrs Turbo counters it with a lariat.
In turn, Braklet counters it with a hiptoss.
Braklet is going for the cover.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, kickout.
Braklet tags out to King Tenz.
TigerTurbulance enters the ring and lays out Braklet.
Mrs Turbo and TigerTurbulance whip King Tenz into the ropes.
They hit King Tenz with a double backdrop.
TigerTurbulance leaves the ring.
Mrs Turbo performs a kick to the midsection against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo hits King Tenz.
The cheers for Mrs Turbo are drowning out the boos.
Mrs Turbo kicks King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo executes a vertical suplex against King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo hits a pop-up Samoan Drop on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo uses a back suplex on King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo attempts a spinebuster slam, but King Tenz counters it with a kneelift.
King Tenz hits Mrs Turbo.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind King Tenz.
Mrs Turbo chops King Tenz.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
The cheers for King Tenz are drowning out the boos.
King Tenz kicks Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz punches Mrs Turbo.
King Tenz performs a small package against Mrs Turbo.
Mike Uppet counts: One, two, three.

The winners are Braklet and King Tenz. Time of match: 0:17:06
Sim Rating: ***


And the Ophidian Bad Boys steal the titles from their captain and first lady! Shocking scenes at ClarkeMoney in the Bank All-Stars!

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Fifthly:






ShaunDuggan and okeydoke7 sign the match contract for their impending V1-Climax Grand Final showdown....​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

okeydoke7 makes his way down to the ring.

The crowd are cheering wildly for okeydoke7.

okeydoke7 smiles and nods to himself.

okeydoke7 picks up the contract paper and mulls it over.

He doesn't sign it, and places it back on the card table.

okeydoke7 is handed a mic.


okd7: Sweet Universe...LEMME TALK TO YA!

If there's one thing I've come to appreciate over my time as a wrestler, it's the fact that y'all have my back.

TiF wants to bash my face in? You guys are pelting him with rubbish.

Phenom wants to erase me from the roster? You guys help bring me back.

And next week...


okeydoke7 picks up the contract paper again.


okd7: I want every single one of you in my corner!


okeydoke7 signs the contract.


okd7: Hey, any time I win against the odds, it's you guys who got me there.

It's never just a win for me, it's a win for all of us.

So let's hear it for the common attendee!

Let's hear ya chanting for...

Mister...

One...

...THOUSA-


Before okeydoke7 can finish his catchphrase, ShaunDuggan smashes a besser block against his head.'

okeydoke7 is busted wide open.

okeydoke7 is out cold.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan picks up the contract paper.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan picks up the mic with it.


SFD: Six months. Six god damn months I've waited for this.

Six god damn months, waiting for this opportunity.

Waiting to prove that Mister One Promo is a fraud.


The crowd are vociferously booing Shaun Freakin' Duggan.

Shaun Freakin' Duggan leans closer to okeydoke7's unconscious body.


SFD: Remember last SweetaMania? How you pinned me off Half Back's finisher because you knew you couldn't beat me on your own?


Shaun Freakin' Duggan dips his pen into okeydoke7's blood.


SFD: Well Halfy ain't gonna be around next week.

Just you and me.

The winner...and Mister One Thousand losses.


Shaun Freakin' Duggan signs the match contract in okeydoke7's blood.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

And in your main event of the night:






One briefcase.

One last shot at the World Title before SweetaMania.

Seven onf SFAEW's finest competitors.

serial_thrilla, Chipmunk, BigChippa52, KohPhi, The Filth Wizard, Hate and The Half Back.

It's ClarkeMoney in the Bank: All-Stars.


Here.

We.

Go.​

 

[PhenomenalV1]

They lock up.
The Filth Wizard sends Chipmunk into the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard uses a kneelift on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard chops Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard chops Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard kicks Chipmunk.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Chipmunk tries a vertical suplex, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard attempts to place Chipmunk on the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
The Filth Wizard puts Chipmunk in a sleeperhold.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk tries to escape the hold.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
Chipmunk is inching his way towards the ropes.
Chipmunk escapes from the hold after being trapped for 17 seconds.
The Filth Wizard whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk with a clothesline.
Chipmunk falls out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard jumps onto him with a plancha.
The Filth Wizard executes a swinging neckbreaker against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard sets up a table.
The Filth Wizard throws Chipmunk back into the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes for a figure-four leglock, but Chipmunk counters it with a small package.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard performs a kick to the midsection against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard goes for the Royal Treatment, but Chipmunk counters it with a slingshot into the turnbuckle.
The chants for Chipmunk are deafening.
Hate attempts the Orange Crush Bomb, but Chipmunk counters it with a vertical suplex.
In turn, Hate counters it with a small package.
Hate tries the Orange Crush Bomb, but Chipmunk counters it with a small package.
Chipmunk tries to climb the ladder.
Chipmunk is on his way up.
Hate knocks him off the ladder.
Hate runs into the ropes.
Hate attempts a running knee strike, but serial_thrilla counters with a lariat.
serial_thrilla goes for an elbow smash, but BigChippa52 nails him with a snap suplex.
BigChippa52 places serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 uses a superplex on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a kick to the midsection on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 goes for the Big Chip Stunner, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
BigChippa52 executes a series of punches against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 performs a kneelift against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 goes for a vertical suplex, but serial_thrilla slides down his back.
serial_thrilla hits an inside cradle on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla executes a springboard roundhouse kick against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla goes for a running knee strike, but BigChippa52 moves out of the way.
KohPhi attempts to place BigChippa52 on the turnbuckle, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
KohPhi tries a snap mare, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 whips KohPhi into the ropes, but KohPhi reverses it.
BigChippa52 and KohPhi get hit with a double clothesline.
BigChippa52 hits KohPhi.
The cheers for BigChippa52 are drowning out the boos.
KohPhi kicks BigChippa52.
The boos are resurfacing again.
KohPhi kicks BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 kicks KohPhi.
BigChippa52 chops KohPhi.
The crowd seems to be rallying behind BigChippa52.
KohPhi kicks BigChippa52.
KohPhi kicks BigChippa52.
KohPhi doesn't quite know what to do with the mixed reaction he's getting.
KohPhi tries to climb the ladder.
KohPhi is on his way up.
BigChippa52 knocks him off the ladder.
BigChippa52 attempts a vertical suplex, but KohPhi counters it with a small package.
KohPhi executes the sliced bread #2 against BigChippa52.
KohPhi goes for a roundhouse kick, but BigChippa52 counters it with a legsweep.
BigChippa52 attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Half Back counters it with a legsweep.
The Half Back performs a kneelift against BigChippa52.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
BigChippa52 knocks him off the ladder.
BigChippa52 executes a back suplex against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 flips off his opponent.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BigChippa52 performs a series of punches against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 tries to climb the ladder.
BigChippa52 is on his way up.
The Half Back brings him down with a top-rope swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back attempts a kick to the head, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 executes a back elbow against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 tries to climb the ladder.
BigChippa52 is on his way up.
BigChippa52 is half-way up.
The Half Back knocks him off the ladder.
The Half Back hits a chop on BigChippa52.
The Half Back runs into the ropes.
BigChippa52 uses a spinebuster on The Half Back.
BigChippa52 executes a forearm to the back against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 performs a punch against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 uses a headlock takedown on The Half Back.
BigChippa52 uses a forearm to the back on The Half Back.
BigChippa52 goes for a bodyslam, but The Half Back counters it with an elbowsmash.
The Half Back punches BigChippa52.
The crowd is behind The Half Back all the way.
The Half Back hits BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 kicks The Half Back.
The Half Back chops BigChippa52.
The crowd erupts.
BigChippa52 chops The Half Back.
BigChippa52 executes a series of punches against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 sets up The Half Back on the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 uses a superplex on The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
serial_thrilla uses a springboard dropkick on BigChippa52.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla tries a springboard roundhouse kick, but The Half Back ducks out of the way.
The Half Back goes for a fallaway slam, but serial_thrilla counters it with a forearm smash.
serial_thrilla whips The Half Back into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back with an elbow.
serial_thrilla executes a moonsault bodyblock against The Half Back.
serial_thrilla performs a superkick against The Half Back.
BigChippa52 tries a forearm smash, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla with a kick.
KohPhi goes after BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 performs a headsmash into the turnbuckle against KohPhi.
BigChippa52 whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi goes for a running European uppercut, but BigChippa52 ducks out of the way.
BigChippa52 tries to climb the ladder.
BigChippa52 is on his way up.
KohPhi brings him down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

KohPhi runs into the ropes.
KohPhi performs a running European uppercut against BigChippa52.
KohPhi executes the TKO against BigChippa52.
KohPhi tries the Liger Bomb, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 whips KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 runs shoulder-first into the corner, but KohPhi lifts his knee.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against BigChippa52.
KohPhi executes an enzuigiri against BigChippa52.
KohPhi attempts a snap mare, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard performs a swinging neckbreaker against KohPhi.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard performs a swinging neckbreaker against KohPhi.
The Filth Wizard uses a low blow on KohPhi.
The Filth Wizard goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but KohPhicounters it with a side suplex.
KohPhi attempts a side slam backbreaker, but The Filth Wizard counters it with an armdrag takedown.
The Filth Wizard throws KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
The Filth Wizard performs a shoulderblock to the midsection against KohPhi.
The Filth Wizard attempts a shoulderblock to the midsection, but KohPhi counters it with a kneelift.
Hate goes for a flip piledriver, but The Filth Wizard blocks it.
The Filth Wizard locks KohPhi in an abdominal stretch.
Chipmunk makes the save.
The Filth Wizard goes for a backbreaker, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
The Filth Wizard tries a backbreaker, but Chipmunk counters it with a facerake.
Chipmunk kicks The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Chipmunk.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk with a kick.
The Filth Wizard does a crotch chop.
The crowd is vociferously booing The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard tries a swinging neckbreaker, but Chipmunk counters it with a side suplex.
Chipmunk uses a Gorilla Press on The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk nails The Filth Wizard with a Gorilla Press.
Chipmunk gets a Boston crab on The Filth Wizard.
Hate makes the save.
Chipmunk tries to climb the ladder.
Chipmunk is on his way up.
The Filth Wizard knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Hate runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk hits Hate with a kick.
Chipmunk attempts a powerslam, but Hate counters it with a swinging neckbreaker.
The crowd is giving Hate a standing ovation.
Hate runs into the ropes.
Chipmunk misses with a kick.
Hate hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
Hate attempts a sidewalk slam, but Chipmunk counters it with a DDT.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk sets the ladder back up.
Chipmunk tries to climb the ladder.
Chipmunk is on his way up.
Hate pulls him back down.
Hate tries a side slam backbreaker, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk throws Hate out of the ring.
Chipmunk rolls out under the bottom rope.
Chipmunk throws Hate into the guardrail.
Chipmunk performs an armdrag takedown against Hate.
Chipmunk performs a kick to the midsection against Hate.
Chipmunk shoves Hate into the guardrail.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Chipmunk nails Hate with a powerslam.
Chipmunk shoves Hate into the guardrail.
Chipmunk executes a headbutt against Hate.
Chipmunk hits a fireman's carry on Hate.
Chipmunk hits a backdrop on Hate.
Chipmunk uses a backdrop on Hate.
Chipmunk whips Hate into the guardrail.
Chipmunk performs a clothesline against Hate.
Chipmunk knocks Hate into the ringpost.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk whips Hate into the guardrail.
Chipmunk performs a faceslam against Hate.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hate climbs back into the ring.
Chipmunk rolls back in under the bottom rope.
Hate tries to climb the ladder.
Hate is on his way up.
Chipmunk knocks him off the ladder.
The Filth Wizard catches Hate in an abdominal stretch.
Hate escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard chops Chipmunk.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk Hate a standing ovation.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk tries to climb the ladder.
Chipmunk is on his way up.
Chipmunk is half-way up.
The Filth Wizard knocks him off the ladder.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard tries to climb the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is on his way up.
The Filth Wizard is half-way up.
The Filth Wizard is almost on top of the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is in grabbing distance.
serial_thrilla and KohPhi knock the ladder over.
The Filth Wizard falls into the ropes.
serial_thrilla sends KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
serial_thrilla runs shoulder-first into the corner, but KohPhi lifts his knee.
KohPhi runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla takes KohPhi down with a powerslam.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla hits an open-handed chop on KohPhi.
serial_thrilla performs an open-handed chop against KohPhi.
serial_thrilla hits a side slam on KohPhi.
serial_thrilla throws KohPhi into the turnbuckle.
KohPhi comes back and rocks serial_thrilla with an elbow.
KohPhi tries a dropkick, but serial_thrilla steps out of the way.
serial_thrilla attempts a drop-down uppercut, but KohPhi ducks out of the way.
KohPhi tries a snap mare, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla tries a superkick, but KohPhi counters it with a legsweep.
KohPhi tries to climb the ladder.
KohPhi is on his way up.
serial_thrilla pulls him back down.
serial_thrilla whips KohPhi into the ropes.
KohPhi goes for a running European uppercut, but serial_thrilla
counters it with a hiptoss.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla executes a flying forearm against KohPhi.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla tries to climb the ladder.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is half-way up.
serial_thrilla is almost on top of the ladder.
KohPhi knocks over the ladder with a clothesline.
KohPhi uses an elbowsmash on serial_thrilla.
KohPhi executes a roundhouse kick against serial_thrilla.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
KohPhi goes for a superkick, but serial_thrilla counters it with a legsweep.
serial_thrilla attempts a dropkick, but KohPhi steps out of the way.
KohPhi tries the sliced bread #2, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses a drop-down uppercut on KohPhi.
The Half Back attempts to place serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
The Half Back kicks serial_thrilla.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla chops The Half Back.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
serial_thrilla hits The Half Back.
serial_thrilla sets the ladder back up.
serial_thrilla tries to climb the ladder.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
KohPhi knocks over the ladder with a Discus lariat.
BigChippa52 uses a series of kicks to the midsection on KohPhi.
BigChippa52 hits KohPhi with a clothesline.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a DDT.
The crowd erupts.
serial_thrilla whips BigChippa52 into the ropes, but BigChippa52 reverses it.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla hits BigChippa52 with an elbow.
serial_thrilla attempts an armdrag takedown, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 performs a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 chops serial_thrilla.
Numerous fans are using BigChippa52 as target practice.
serial_thrilla kicks BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 kicks serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits serial_thrilla.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
BigChippa52 goes for a chokehold, but serial_thrilla blocks it.
serial_thrilla uses an elbowsmash on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla uses a toss suplex on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla sets the ladder back up.
serial_thrilla tries to climb the ladder.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
BigChippa52 brings him down with a superplex.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
BigChippa52 executes a spinebuster against serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 is being booed out of the building.
BigChippa52 tries to climb the ladder.
BigChippa52 is on his way up.
serial_thrilla pulls him back down.
BigChippa52 goes for a kick to the midsection, but serial_thrilla counters it with a legsweep.
serial_thrilla executes a DDT against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla locks BigChippa52 in a reverse figure-four leglock.
BigChippa52 is valiantly trying to break the hold.
BigChippa52 escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
serial_thrilla hits a flying dropkick on BigChippa52.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for serial_thrilla.
serial_thrilla attempts an inverted atomic drop, but BigChippa52 blocks it.
BigChippa52 sets up serial_thrilla on the turnbuckle.
BigChippa52 nails serial_thrilla with a superplex.
The crowd is vociferously booing BigChippa52.
BigChippa52 hits a forearm to the back on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 hits a bodyslam on serial_thrilla.
BigChippa52 flips off his opponent.
BigChippa52 tries to climb the ladder.
BigChippa52 is on his way up.
Hate knocks over the ladder with a superkick.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

Hate executes a dropkick to the knee against BigChippa52.
Hate tries to climb the ladder.
Hate is on his way up.
Hate is half-way up.
The Filth Wizard brings him down with a superplex.
The Filth Wizard throws Hate out of the ring.
The Filth Wizard goes outside.
The Filth Wizard sets up Hate on the table.
The Filth Wizard tries to drive Hate through the table with a DDT, but he blocks it.
They're brawling inside the ring area.
Hate attempts a kick to the midsection, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a legsweep.
The Filth Wizard goes for a high knee, but Hate ducks out of the way.
Hate sets up The Filth Wizard on the table.
Hate tries to drive The Filth Wizard through the table with a cradle piledriver, but he blocks it.
The Filth Wizard shoves Hate into the guardrail.
The Filth Wizard sets up Hate on the table.
The Filth Wizard executes a DDT through the table.
The table is broken in half.
The Filth Wizard executes a facebuster onto the knee against Hate.
The Filth Wizard throws Hate into the ringpost.
The Filth Wizard is being booed out of the building.
The Filth Wizard reenters the ring.
Hate follows him back in.
Chipmunk attempts a Boston crab, but Hate blocks it.
Hate performs a ropeburn against Chipmunk.
Hate takes Chipmunk down with a bodyslam.
Hate uses an arm trap neckbreaker on Chipmunk.
Hate performs a cradle piledriver against Chipmunk.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for Hate.
Hate tries a Texas Cloverleaf, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk executes the Chipmunk Choke on Hate.
Hate is struggling to reach the ropes.
KohPhi makes the save.
Chipmunk runs into the ropes.
KohPhi uses a lariat on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard puts KohPhi in a sleeperhold.
KohPhi escapes from the hold after being trapped for 5 seconds.
The Filth Wizard attempts to place KohPhi on the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk blocks it.
The Filth Wizard performs a vertical suplex against Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard tries an inverted atomic drop, but Chipmunk blocks it.
Chipmunk performs a fireman's carry against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk chops The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk whips The Filth Wizard into the ropes, but The Filth Wizard reverses it.
The Filth Wizard gets an abdominal stretch on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk escapes from the hold after being trapped for 6 seconds.
The Filth Wizard takes Chipmunk down with a DDT.
The Filth Wizard takes Chipmunk down with a DDT.
The Filth Wizard hits a backbreaker on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard gets a figure-four leglock on Chipmunk.
Chipmunk is valiantly trying to break the hold.
BigChippa52 makes the save.
The Filth Wizard hits a vertical suplex on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard whips Chipmunk into the ropes, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk misses with a clothesline.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk with a shoulderblock.
The Filth Wizard throws Chipmunk into the turnbuckle, but Chipmunk reverses it.
Chipmunk executes a flying clothesline against The Filth Wizard.
The crowd erupts.
Chipmunk executes an inverted atomic drop against The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk nails The Filth Wizard with a faceslam.
Chipmunk hits an inverted atomic drop on The Filth Wizard.
Chipmunk tries a clothesline, but The Filth Wizard counters it with a Gorilla Press.
In turn, Chipmunk counters it with an elbowsmash.
Chipmunk kicks The Filth Wizard.
The crowd is giving Chipmunk a standing ovation.
Chipmunk punches The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard kicks Chipmunk.
The decibel level in the building is unbelievable.
The Filth Wizard punches Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard hits Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard whips Chipmunk into the ropes.
The Filth Wizard misses with a clothesline.
Chipmunk hits The Filth Wizard with a kick.
Chipmunk tries to climb the ladder.
Chipmunk is on his way up.
Chipmunk is half-way up.
Chipmunk is almost on top of the ladder.
The Filth Wizard brings him down with a superplex.
The Filth Wizard executes the Royal Treatment on Chipmunk.
The Filth Wizard tries to climb the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is on his way up.
The Filth Wizard is half-way up.
The Filth Wizard is almost on top of the ladder.
The Filth Wizard is in grabbing distance.



pantskyle makes his way down to the ring.

The Filth Wizard tries to ignore him and keeps trying to unhook the briefcase.
Pantskyle climbs the ladder.
Pantskyle grabs The Filth Wizard by the throat.
The Filth Wizard lets go of the briefcase.
Pantskyle executes a Chokeslam from the top of the ladder on The Filth Wizard.
The Filth Wizard falls to the outside.
The Filth Wizard is out cold.

 

[PhenomenalV1]

BigChippa52 sets the ladder back up.
BigChippa52 is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that serial_thrilla is right behind him.
serial_thrilla uses a superkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a double leg slam on BigChippa52.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a flying forearm.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla nails a flying forearm on BigChippa52.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
KohPhi nails serial_thrilla with the TKO.
KohPhi uses the Liger Bomb on serial_thrilla.
KohPhi whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
KohPhi hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
KohPhi tries to climb the ladder.
KohPhi is on his way up.
serial_thrilla pulls him back down.
serial_thrilla attempts to place KohPhi on the turnbuckle, but KohPhi blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against KohPhi.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on KohPhi.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits KohPhi with an elbow.
The Half Back uses a power bomb on KohPhi.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Half Back nails KohPhi with a rolling elbowsmash.
The Half Back attempts a Discus lariat, but KohPhi counters it with a crucifix.
KohPhi punches The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi chops The Half Back.
The Half Back hits KohPhi.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back kicks KohPhi.
The Half Back nails KohPhi with a release German suplex.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
serial_thrilla brings him down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.



TRUMAN#1 comes down to the ring

serial_thrilla immediately slaps Truman#1.


s_t: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO?!


Truman#1 remains stony-faced.


s_t: Whatever, just set up my ladder and keep it steady...


serial_thrilla stretches while Truman#1 sets up the ladder.
Truman#1 holds the ladder steady while serial_thrilla climbs it.
serial_thrilla tries to climb the ladder.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is half-way up.
serial_thrilla is almost on top of the ladder.
serial_thrilla is in grabbing distance.

Truman#1 looks up at serial_thrilla and sighs.


T#1: Serial?


serial_thrilla groans and stops unhooking the briefcase.

serial_thrilla shoots a dirty look down at Truman#1.


s_t: What now?!


T#1: ...I'm sorry.


s_t: ...Sorry for what.


Truman#1's expression changes to a determined look.


T#1: For this.


Truman#1 knocks the ladder over with a shoulder block.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla crashes through the announce table.
serial_thrilla is out cold.


T#1: I've seen the path you've been going down before.

I'm not letting my best friend become a monster again.


The Half Back hits a lariat on Truman#1 before he can leave.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
The Half Back is half-way up.
The Half Back is almost on top of the ladder.
The Half Back is in grabbing distance.
The Half Back has retrieved the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:33:44
Sim Rating: **** 1/2


The Half Back climbs back down the ladder.

The Half Back celebrates with the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.





Elton Johns Wig comes down to the ring.

Elton John's Wig and The Half Back stare down in the middle of the ring.

Elton John's Wig holds up the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

The Half Back holds up the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.

The crowd are on their feet cheering for both men.

The big screen flickers...


...


...The Hooded Figure appears on it.


?: I̸ ̷w̸a̸r̸n̴e̶d̵ ̵y̸o̶u̸ ̸n̷o̴t̶ ̷t̶o̶ ̴e̵n̵t̸e̸r̶ ̵t̸h̴e̸ ̵m̸a̷t̶c̷h̴,̶ ̷H̵a̶l̸f̵ ̵B̴a̵c̷k̷.̴
̴
̷
̴Y̸o̸u̷ ̶h̷a̴v̵e̴ ̷n̷o̸ ̶i̷d̴e̷a̶ ̴w̴h̴a̶t̷'̶s̷ ̵c̶o̸m̸i̴n̵g̷ ̸f̶o̶r̵ ̶y̶o̸u̵.̸


The screen suddenly goes blank...





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[serial_thrilla]

BigChippa52 sets the ladder back up.
BigChippa52 is starting to climb the ladder, not realizing that serial_thrilla is right behind him.
serial_thrilla uses a superkick on BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla performs a drop-down uppercut against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla hits a double leg slam on BigChippa52.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla nails BigChippa52 with a flying forearm.
The crowd is going into a frenzy.
serial_thrilla performs an elbowsmash against BigChippa52.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla misses with an elbow.
serial_thrilla nails a flying forearm on BigChippa52.
The ring is quickly filling up with debris.
KohPhi nails serial_thrilla with the TKO.
KohPhi uses the Liger Bomb on serial_thrilla.
KohPhi whips serial_thrilla into the ropes, but serial_thrilla reverses it.
KohPhi hits serial_thrilla with a shoulderblock.
KohPhi executes a forearm to the back against serial_thrilla.
KohPhi tries to climb the ladder.
KohPhi is on his way up.
serial_thrilla pulls him back down.
serial_thrilla attempts to place KohPhi on the turnbuckle, but KohPhi blocks it.
serial_thrilla performs a Flatliner against KohPhi.
The crowd is giving serial_thrilla a standing ovation.
serial_thrilla uses a powerslam on KohPhi.
serial_thrilla runs into the ropes.
serial_thrilla hits KohPhi with an elbow.
The Half Back uses a power bomb on KohPhi.
The crowd is on its feet cheering for The Half Back.
The Half Back whips serial_thrilla into the turnbuckle.
The Half Back runs shoulder-first into the corner.
The Half Back nails KohPhi with a rolling elbowsmash.
The Half Back attempts a Discus lariat, but KohPhi counters it with a crucifix.
KohPhi punches The Half Back.
The arena is exploding in a chorus of boos.
KohPhi chops The Half Back.
The Half Back hits KohPhi.
The crowd is giving The Half Back a standing ovation.
The Half Back kicks KohPhi.
The Half Back nails KohPhi with a release German suplex.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
serial_thrilla brings him down with a top-rope Frankensteiner.



TRUMAN#1 comes down to the ring

serial_thrilla immediately slaps Truman#1.


s_t: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO?!


Truman#1 remains stony-faced.


s_t: Whatever, just set up my ladder and keep it steady...


serial_thrilla stretches while Truman#1 sets up the ladder.
Truman#1 holds the ladder steady while serial_thrilla climbs it.
serial_thrilla tries to climb the ladder.
serial_thrilla is on his way up.
serial_thrilla is half-way up.
serial_thrilla is almost on top of the ladder.
serial_thrilla is in grabbing distance.

Truman#1 looks up at serial_thrilla and sighs.


T#1: Serial?


serial_thrilla groans and stops unhooking the briefcase.

serial_thrilla shoots a dirty look down at Truman#1.


s_t: What now?!


T#1: ...I'm sorry.


s_t: ...Sorry for what.


Truman#1's expression changes to a determined look.


T#1: For this.


Truman#1 knocks the ladder over with a shoulder block.
serial_thrilla falls out of the ring.
serial_thrilla crashes through the announce table.
serial_thrilla is out cold.


T#1: I've seen the path you've been going down before.

I'm not letting my best friend become a monster again.


The Half Back hits a lariat on Truman#1 before he can leave.
The crowd erupts.
The Half Back tries to climb the ladder.
The Half Back is on his way up.
The Half Back is half-way up.
The Half Back is almost on top of the ladder.
The Half Back is in grabbing distance.
The Half Back has retrieved the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.

The winner is The Half Back. Time of match: 0:33:44
Sim Rating: **** 1/2


The Half Back climbs back down the ladder.

The Half Back celebrates with the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.





Elton Johns Wig comes down to the ring.

Elton John's Wig and The Half Back stare down in the middle of the ring.

Elton John's Wig holds up the SFAEW World Heavyweight Championship.

The Half Back holds up the ClarkeMoney in the Bank Briefcase.

The crowd are on their feet cheering for both men.

The big screen flickers...


...


...The Hooded Figure appears on it.


?: I̸ ̷w̸a̸r̸n̴e̶d̵ ̵y̸o̶u̸ ̸n̷o̴t̶ ̷t̶o̶ ̴e̵n̵t̸e̸r̶ ̵t̸h̴e̸ ̵m̸a̷t̶c̷h̴,̶ ̷H̵a̶l̸f̵ ̵B̴a̵c̷k̷.̴
̴
̷
̴Y̸o̸u̷ ̶h̷a̴v̵e̴ ̷n̷o̸ ̶i̷d̴e̷a̶ ̴w̴h̴a̶t̷'̶s̷ ̵c̶o̸m̸i̴n̵g̷ ̸f̶o̶r̵ ̶y̶o̸u̵.̸


The screen suddenly goes blank...





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Sweet Basketball Association - Now Accepting Expansion Bids

(If someone who's better at designing logos than me is reading, please help. This provisional logo is up there with my Dragons rebrand.) For far too long, cricket has terrorised the Sweet summer. For far too long, we've suffered those horrifying words of "oh, marvelous effort, that" and...

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[Braklet]

Merda!

Fantastic band!

 

[Braklet]

The winners are Braklet and King Tenz. Time of match: 0:17:06
Sim Rating: ***


And the Ophidian Bad Boys steal the titles from their captain and first lady! Shocking scenes at ClarkeMoney in the Bank All-Stars!

Hey King Tenz