Scandal Lachie Neale affair

[Frank Bunn]

My initial thoughts was they are all swingers, but Neale and Tess did deeds when their respective partners didn't know.

Obviously sex toys are involved. That is probably what was taken. But why would cops take sex toys?

What sex toys are 1.5m long? And why confiscate sex toys in a welfare check? Those cases could be used to carry long firearms.

 

[Buzz Hawk]

I reckon they were the ones sent by Daily Mail

My money is on Womens Weekly, or at a pinch The Australian.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

I'm guessing he'd hope by confirming it, the media will stop following Jules & the kids around & asking her about it.

It's the least he could.

Really he should have pulled out his keyboard warrior lines. Said Jules was already going through it and told them all to respect her privacy.

Instead he says I’m staying mums, good luck getting a thing out of me. Her phone’s gonna be ringing off the hook.

 

[Pistol Night]

What sex toys are 1.5m long? And why confiscate sex toys in a welfare check? Those cases could be used to carry long firearms.

A 1.5m sex toy definitely needs to be confiscated

 

[Pistol Night]

Really he should have pulled out his keyboard warrior lines. Said Jules was already going through it and told them all to respect her privacy.

Instead he says I’m staying mums, good luck getting a thing out of me. Her phone’s gonna be ringing off the hook.

Just put the campaigner on silent

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Man, you are such an outage police.
Poor Jules, all by herself, come n face the music Lachie !
Poor Lachie, all by himself, where are the Lions officlas?

I'm getting nervous of you threatening Lachie to tell all or you'll bid on Annable next.. gulp..

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

That wasnt the press conference of a man who stood down from the captaincy. That was the press conference of a man who got sacked from the captaincy

 

[Pistol Night]

Man, you are such an outage police.
Poor Jules, all by herself, come n face the music Lachie !
Poor Lachie, all by himself, where are the Lions officlas?

I'm getting nervous of you threatening Lachie to tell all or you'll bid on Annable next.. gulp..

The Lions officials all probably thought there’s no way our missus’ will let us fly to Adelaide and be Lachies wingman for a night

 

[Paul Medhurst]

I would play the field for sure.

How many of the relationships end when the AFL profile & AFL $$$ are turned off.

I guess they just hope they can lock in a partner batting above their average and it won't happen to them in retirement.

Just had this chat with my partner.

I reckon undoubtedly there’s a bit of a blind eye turned in the WAG world. And it’s a trade off for the glitz and glamour and red carpet lifestyle.

Then retirement comes and all that stops, but he’s still coming home at 3am, **** smelling like a week old tuna melt. She says that’s enough and he has to come to terms with the fact the only saving grace in the relationship was the fact he could root unabated.

 

[Pistol Night]

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

What do you base this on?

 

[mpal6]

My money is on Womens Weekly, or at a pinch The Australian.

Womens weekly might get Tess Crosley front page.
She might cash in when it's a hot topic.

 

[Lets Roar like '44]

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

That wasnt the press conference of a man who stood down from the captaincy. That was the press conference of a man who got sacked from the captaincy

Dude. You’re a flog. Stop talking.

 

[mpal6]

What do you base this on?

He doesn't have basis usually. Just lot of voices in head.
Remember he's the one who made the claim the house has been sold already.

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

That wasnt the press conference of a man who stood down from the captaincy. That was the press conference of a man who got sacked from the captaincy

What makes you think he was sacked?

 

[mpal6]

The Lions officials all probably thought there’s no way our missus’ will let us fly to Adelaide and be Lachies wingman for a night

Clearly - not our circus, this one.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

That wasnt the press conference of a man who stood down from the captaincy. That was the press conference of a man who got sacked from the captaincy

This is such a stretch I’m not sure if you’re just stoking the fire here.

He was in Adelaide. Presumably lions officials don’t live in Adelaide. What are they going to fly over for, so they can stand in the room with him? They’re probably all on holidays for starters, then there’s the extremely obvious point that their being there will be reported on in some way, and if they are asked any questions at all, every facial expression they enact in response will be reported on too.

This is classic damage control. As small a presentation as possible, rip through it on a Friday, tick the box and move on. Making a song and dance about it only brings more eyes to it and gives the media more to talk about. In their eyes, this is the standard way of handling things.

 

[Pistol Night]

Lachie "The Panda" Neale - eats, roots, and leaves.

Pandas are terrible rooters. They must eat too much first

 

[BillyElliott]

Really he should have pulled out his keyboard warrior lines. Said Jules was already going through it and told them all to respect her privacy.

Instead he says I’m staying mums, good luck getting a thing out of me. Her phone’s gonna be ringing off the hook.

“I understand as a public figure there is interest in my personal life, however I do ask the privacy of Jules and my children be respected as we work through our new situation and the next chapter of our lives."

 

[Goroyals22]

What sex toys are 1.5m long? And why confiscate sex toys in a welfare check? Those cases could be used to carry long firearms.

Might be one of these

 

[Pistol Night]

Might be one of these

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Far out. “Intruder” seems a bit of an understatement

 

[mpal6]

Not Poor Lachie at all.

Just feels like the Lions players and officials are sick of Lachie and his BS is all.

That wasnt the press conference of a man who stood down from the captaincy. That was the press conference of a man who got sacked from the captaincy

You'd wish so, but there has been enough chatter inside club about Harris becoming sole captain for 2026. This is well before Neale saga unfolded. We have a few posts in our board way back in November hinting this upcoming change.

 

[fpm84]

He was in Adelaide. Presumably lions officials don’t live in Adelaide. What are they going to fly over for, so they can stand in the room with him?

The presser was at Lions HQ (Brighton Homes Arena), why are you saying it was in Adelaide?

The person who says ‘last question’ before Lachie ended the presser was from the Lions’ media team.

 

[Buzz Hawk]

Id like to know what items police seized from Tess’s house.

 

[Lets Roar like '44]

The worst part of this is having another off field scandal lead to a premiership, and BF noobs complaining about it. Again.

 

[Pistol Night]

The worst part of this is having another off field scandal lead to a premiership, and BF noobs complaining about it. Again.

This won’t unsettle the group. If Fages was smashing her it might have been different

 

[mpal6]

This is an interesting development too

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/lachie-neale-steps-down-as-brisbane-lions-captain/news-story/461baf9abe3d8db1855d45ef5881127a

"
Neale also made another eyebrow-raising comment during the press conference when he failed to guarantee his future with the Lions beyond this season.

His contract with Brisbane expires at the end of the 2026 season and speculation is already swirling he may look to return to Western Australia.
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