Tadpole
Brownlow Medallist
- Aug 21, 2007
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Not much time for extracurriculars when you're captain.Time consuming being captain. Apparently.
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Not much time for extracurriculars when you're captain.Time consuming being captain. Apparently.
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This photo is ****ing gold.
He's said he'll be playing in Brisbane in 2026, not those words, but doing everything he can this coming season etc
Quick google search says the average age of a first time mother in Australia is 29.9, with the most common age group being 30-34. Also the proportion of first time mothers that are over 30 has more than doubled since 1990.I wonder how comparable it'd be to 20 years ago?
It certainly seems like people in their 20's are shacking up younger across the population - who generation of lads who don't take boys trips anymore because they're locked down.
Its funny because 15 years later you've got kids like me and all my mates and we'd do anything just to have a few minutes of freedom.
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I'm going to call him Licky Neale. I'm sure he went down on Tess Crossley. Apparently oral sex is taboo in the Mormon faith

At least he lives in a rugby state.Wonder how it would be for Tess's husband/fiance(?) seeing Neale's face in the news now.
Poor guy.
Marketing team should be shot. You can’t buy this kind of brand exposure.I think he handled it well. The club made sure he was in his own and no branding.
Hahahah pissaI kid you not, I lived in an outback qld banjo country town for a few years for work. There was a guy there who swapped his wife/gf (probably his sister, actually) for a Mitsubishi Sigma.
He found out she'd been jumping the fence for a while, so instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, he went over there and told the pair of them he knew what was going on and he could 'keep her', but it would cost him the Sigma, to which they agreed.
Old mate got 'crazy lady', and the other guy got his hands on a very used jaundice yellow Sigma. Everyone was happy (and also ****ing inbred)
If you ever travel far enough west of Brisbane, and you go through a town called Yuleba, just keep driving![]()
The only caveat would be how much access, if they remain separated. I hope they find a way.No doubt he’s staying put till contract ends this year, but is free agent and you’d think will consider heading to Perth.
Or, the person might mature with age. There is no clear timeline, with men not reaching cerebral maturity until around 35.Have a serious conversation with your misses about separating if you feel like that . If you aren’t having the best times with your wife and have any feeling of being tied down, you ain’t suited .
You or her will end up banging something on the side , get caught and then there’ll be unnecessary tension and you’ll end hating each other.
I'll bet they both think the other got an old piece of junk.I kid you not, I lived in an outback qld banjo country town for a few years for work. There was a guy there who swapped his wife/gf (probably his sister, actually) for a Mitsubishi Sigma.
He found out she'd been jumping the fence for a while, so instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, he went over there and told the pair of them he knew what was going on and he could 'keep her', but it would cost him the Sigma, to which they agreed.
Old mate got 'crazy lady', and the other guy got his hands on a very used jaundice yellow Sigma. Everyone was happy (and also ****ing inbred)
If you ever travel far enough west of Brisbane, and you go through a town called Yuleba, just keep driving![]()
The Sigma was a good reliable vehicle.I kid you not, I lived in an outback qld banjo country town for a few years for work. There was a guy there who swapped his wife/gf (probably his sister, actually) for a Mitsubishi Sigma.
He found out she'd been jumping the fence for a while, so instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, he went over there and told the pair of them he knew what was going on and he could 'keep her', but it would cost him the Sigma, to which they agreed.
Old mate got 'crazy lady', and the other guy got his hands on a very used jaundice yellow Sigma. Everyone was happy (and also ****ing inbred)
If you ever travel far enough west of Brisbane, and you go through a town called Yuleba, just keep driving![]()
Quick google search says the average age of a first time mother in Australia is 29.9, with the most common age group being 30-34. Also the proportion of first time mothers that are over 30 has more than doubled since 1990.
Whether or not people are just waiting longer to have kids while being in relationships or waiting longer to start meaningful relationships is debatable, but from my perspective it seems living in a share house and partying and also travelling the world have become prerequisite life experiences these days as opposed to optional extras in the past.
The only caveat would be how much access, if they remain separated. I hope they find a way.
I know. I was being sarcastic. Neales a rotten scoundrel and I actually felt sorry for him during the interview yesterday. I don't anymore. He regrets getting caught and losing his kids and his captaincy.A bloke who has been banging his mates best misses and his misses best mate and ‘ good bloke ‘ in the same sentence ?
He’s a shit campaigner.
I know. I was being sarcastic. Neales a rotten scoundrel and I actually felt sorry for him during the interview yesterday. I don't anymore. He regrets getting caught and losing his kids and his captaincy.
Good riddance.
Just during the interview you could see everything has got to him. But he brought that on himself.Why would anyone feel sorry for a serial cheater, at any point?
Just during the interview you could see everything has got to him. But he brought that on himself.
The jokes write themselves.I kid you not, I lived in an outback qld banjo country town for a few years for work. There was a guy there who swapped his wife/gf (probably his sister, actually) for a Mitsubishi Sigma.
He found out she'd been jumping the fence for a while, so instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, he went over there and told the pair of them he knew what was going on and he could 'keep her', but it would cost him the Sigma, to which they agreed.
Old mate got 'crazy lady', and the other guy got his hands on a very used jaundice yellow Sigma. Everyone was happy (and also ****ing inbred)
If you ever travel far enough west of Brisbane, and you go through a town called Yuleba, just keep driving![]()
That would be a first.SGIO is probably right. Probably made to stand down as captain. Lions wouldn't want to endorse a cheating scum bag like that. It's bad for their name. Did him a favour by making out like it was his decision. Either way **** him deserves everything he gets.