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I live in a small court, basically we park in whatever direction we want on the side of the road, no one has ever cared, I mean why would you really?

Anyway just after Xmas my missus and a few others in the court got tickets for it! Now this could only have happened with someone reporting it to the council, I've spoken to a few of my neighbours and I'm going to eliminate everyone one by one. So far we all agree it's the people renting, it's the only possible thing.

I hope they're happy we're all parking the right way now!

Wait so the complaint/ticket was because the cars are parked facing the wrong way to the side of the road parked on ?

That's madness (the Bay 13 me would side with the complainers, but that's such a campaignery thing to complain about).

Neighbours near me have security cameras everywhere, one bit of litter on their front lawn and we all get door knocked accusing us of being the rubbish dumpers.

On another rant I got a visit from the council by the neighbour as I was loitering near the clothing donation bins.
I was like YES I was donating a few bags of clothes and if the door to the compartment was oiled more frequently it wouldn't be a struggle to open it!
 
Im on the list.😅.

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Now if you want to argue its on the developers I can get behind that

If you want to argue its on councils for enforcing verge parking I can get behind that

If you want to argue that people should park in their own driveways I can also get behind that

The newer areas seem to have car "parking" cut into the nature strip so more room on the road.
 
I'm at Blackheath in the Blue Mountains where I grew up. There is a place called Govett's Leap.

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I was always told growing up that it was called Govett's Leap because in the 1800s a man had jumped off there on his horse to evade capture by police (a bit like Thelma & Louise). Today I found out that's only a legend. It's a bit like finding out Santa Claus isn't real.
 

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I'm at Blackheath in the Blue Mountains where I grew up. There is a place called Govett's Leap.

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I was always told growing up that it was called Govett's Leap because in the 1800s a man had jumped off there on his horse to evade capture by police (a bit like Thelma & Louise). Today I found out that's only a legend. It's a bit like finding out Santa Claus isn't real.

Why does Blue ball Mountains shit you ?

Lots of good walking tracks get ya hiking boots on.
 
Why does Blue ball Mountains shit you ?

Lots of good walking tracks get ya hiking boots on.

I love the Blue Mountains. It shits me that something I've believed all my life is apparently only a legend.
 
I love the Blue Mountains. It shits me that something I've believed all my life is apparently only a legend.

Wentworth falls good tracks around that area Was raining when we were there.
Still went to the falls .
Cross fit those blue Mountains.
 
Wait so the complaint/ticket was because the cars are parked facing the wrong way to the side of the road parked on ?

That's madness (the Bay 13 me would side with the complainers, but that's such a campaignery thing to complain about).

Neighbours near me have security cameras everywhere, one bit of litter on their front lawn and we all get door knocked accusing us of being the rubbish dumpers.

On another rant I got a visit from the council by the neighbour as I was loitering near the clothing donation bins.
I was like YES I was donating a few bags of clothes and if the door to the compartment was oiled more frequently it wouldn't be a struggle to open it!

Correct, ridiculous scenes, real Karen shit. I hope I have the balls to ask the prime suspect if they did the reporting next time I see him, will depend on what sort of mood im in.
 
Correct, ridiculous scenes, real Karen shit. I hope I have the balls to ask the prime suspect if they did the reporting next time I see him, will depend on what sort of mood im in.
It is illegal but yeah not worth reporting people over.

Do you get on with the renters now?
 
It is illegal but yeah not worth reporting people over.

Do you get on with the renters now?

I've spoken to the wife and little kids out the front, never spoken to the husband. Their next door neighbours reckons they haven't spoken to either of them, tried to say hello and got nothing apparently. I guess if you're renting it doesn't matter if you get along with the rest of the court too much, you'd still reckon you'd make half an attempt though.
 
I'm at Blackheath in the Blue Mountains where I grew up. There is a place called Govett's Leap.

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I was always told growing up that it was called Govett's Leap because in the 1800s a man had jumped off there on his horse to evade capture by police (a bit like Thelma & Louise). Today I found out that's only a legend. It's a bit like finding out Santa Claus isn't real.
Love the guard rail!
 

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I've spoken to the wife and little kids out the front, never spoken to the husband. Their next door neighbours reckons they haven't spoken to either of them, tried to say hello and got nothing apparently. I guess if you're renting it doesn't matter if you get along with the rest of the court too much, you'd still reckon you'd make half an attempt though.

Inspector Looper on the case.

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Just drove to/from Qld, there's country towns in NSW where all street parking is "reverse in at 45 degrees"... I reverse park into 90deg parks with no problem at all, but it really messed with my mind trying to do it deliberately half-arsed.
 
I really don't get the issue some people on this site have with reverse parking. Maybe they can't do it and are jealous of people that can but it seems to be brought up every couple of months.
 

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I really don't get the issue some people on this site have with reverse parking. Maybe they can't do it and are jealous of people that can but it seems to be brought up every couple of months.
Reverse parallel parking and reversing a trailer. 2 skills every man should have
 
Social Influencers or people who think they're high and mighty because they wake up early. I go to bed at around 8 and wake up between 3 and 5 most mornings and train. So what? It's not as if I or they are sacrificing sleep. Amd if they are they're a ****ing idiot.
 
I really don't get the issue some people on this site have with reverse parking. Maybe they can't do it and are jealous of people that can but it seems to be brought up every couple of months.

I dont think people/posters are Jealous i believe people just get shitty at them. Because the block people from moving to have 3 goes at getting it in.

I think theres a time and place but not every time you parking .
 
Social Influencers or people who think they're high and mighty because they wake up early. I go to bed at around 8 and wake up between 3 and 5 most mornings and train. So what? It's not as if I or they are sacrificing sleep. Amd if they are they're a ****ing idiot.

I'm not a violent person but I'd like to beat the shit out of every person who does a Linkedin post that tells everyone their morning schedule, full of wanky vegan smoothies, wellness, balance, motivation etc etc, get ****ed
 
I'm not a violent person but I'd like to beat the shit out of every person who does a Linkedin post that tells everyone their morning schedule, full of wanky vegan smoothies, wellness, balance, motivation etc etc, get ****ed
Hahahaha! Me too Interloper. And I know you're one who could actually do it, and does walk the walk but doesn't talk the talk llike these flogs do. I see these so called athletes who can't even sprint.
 

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