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As stupid as it sounds, I'd have more belief in this team if we beat Essendon (well) and lose to Brisbane, rather than vice versa.If we lose tomorrow, we'll beat Brisbane next week.
Dont tell me we're going back to MarcMaverick threads again?
**** THIS CLUB!!!!! HOW COULD WE LOSE TO ESSENDON??????
I had 2015 in my mind when we lost to the saints then the next week we beat Geelong in Geelong. Was happy for the win but was a bit frustrating to lose to the saints (again). Either way both teams had a winning streak against us since 06, so still nice to break one hoodoo.As stupid as it sounds, I'd have more belief in this team if we beat Essendon (well) and lose to Brisbane, rather than vice versa.
Good test of whether King has managed to change the group's mentality.
Just the one?I'm bumping the infamous melt thread if we lose.
Which one?I'm bumping the infamous melt thread if we lose.
Which one?
Roast - See you later 2018 - All melts in here
Well its been a roller-coaster of a ride 2018 . I know there are two rounds to go but its the ****ing end. What a pathetic way to go out after we looked like to play in our first finals series in 12 years. I am convinced that we won't play finals or win a flag at all.www.bigfooty.com
Roast - MELBOURNE MELTDOWN PT 3.
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - THIS CLUB MK2: It has no pride.
**** THIS CLUB **** THIS LOSERS ATTITUDE **** THIS CULTURE THAT ACCEPTS LOSSES **** OUR FIGJAM OF A COACH BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN ****ED SIDEWAYS AND IN SO MANY HOLES BY THIS CLUB FOR SO LONG THERE IS NO PRIDE OR HONOUR IN THIS ****ING TEAM ANY MORE. AND IF YOU TAKE THIS THREAD DOWN YOU...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - When are Melbourne going to be good?
No seriously. I have had enough of this tripe. There is no way a team can be this bad for so long. Bulldogs, Saints have proven that you can cause upsets and improve because of belief. What are we? Soft is what our pathetic excuses for players are. I have had it with this rabble of a club. I...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Embarrassment
I feel Embarrassed even supporting these stupid and mentally weak losers. Where is the improvement? Where is the "learning"? Paul Roos needs to be accountable and the players need a rocket up there arse. I feel sick knowing this. BLOODY...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Roast thread: Watch it burn, watch it ember. From now till September. Bonfire is lit
As Suggested by schmutt this is the one and only Roast thread. No more multiple melt threads from me anymore. I hope we don't need it but just in case.www.bigfooty.com
Roast - #noexcuses
After supporting the team for as long as I have, is there any point of supporting a team that just refuses to care about its supporters, members etc. I am completely of the notion that had we been called the Frankston Dolphins and we were playing this woefully for even half of 10 years that our...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Embarrassment
I feel Embarrassed even supporting these stupid and mentally weak losers. Where is the improvement? Where is the "learning"? Paul Roos needs to be accountable and the players need a rocket up there arse. I feel sick knowing this. BLOODY...www.bigfooty.com

Much like Headless wasted time adding useless commas. You have also fallen into my trap.Damn
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For some reason this post made me think of Tarkyn_24Weird that I bumped the threads and then locked them. Very 'me me me'
Marc really does have a penchant towards a melt.Which one?
Roast - See you later 2018 - All melts in here
Well its been a roller-coaster of a ride 2018 . I know there are two rounds to go but its the ****ing end. What a pathetic way to go out after we looked like to play in our first finals series in 12 years. I am convinced that we won't play finals or win a flag at all.www.bigfooty.com
Roast - MELBOURNE MELTDOWN PT 3.
**** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - THIS CLUB MK2: It has no pride.
**** THIS CLUB **** THIS LOSERS ATTITUDE **** THIS CULTURE THAT ACCEPTS LOSSES **** OUR FIGJAM OF A COACH BECAUSE WE HAVE BEEN ****ED SIDEWAYS AND IN SO MANY HOLES BY THIS CLUB FOR SO LONG THERE IS NO PRIDE OR HONOUR IN THIS ****ING TEAM ANY MORE. AND IF YOU TAKE THIS THREAD DOWN YOU...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - When are Melbourne going to be good?
No seriously. I have had enough of this tripe. There is no way a team can be this bad for so long. Bulldogs, Saints have proven that you can cause upsets and improve because of belief. What are we? Soft is what our pathetic excuses for players are. I have had it with this rabble of a club. I...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Embarrassment
I feel Embarrassed even supporting these stupid and mentally weak losers. Where is the improvement? Where is the "learning"? Paul Roos needs to be accountable and the players need a rocket up there arse. I feel sick knowing this. BLOODY...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Roast thread: Watch it burn, watch it ember. From now till September. Bonfire is lit
As Suggested by schmutt this is the one and only Roast thread. No more multiple melt threads from me anymore. I hope we don't need it but just in case.www.bigfooty.com
Roast - #noexcuses
After supporting the team for as long as I have, is there any point of supporting a team that just refuses to care about its supporters, members etc. I am completely of the notion that had we been called the Frankston Dolphins and we were playing this woefully for even half of 10 years that our...www.bigfooty.com
Roast - Melbourne Embarrassment
I feel Embarrassed even supporting these stupid and mentally weak losers. Where is the improvement? Where is the "learning"? Paul Roos needs to be accountable and the players need a rocket up there arse. I feel sick knowing this. BLOODY...www.bigfooty.com