Autopsy 2026 Rd 6 Collapse. Copy. Paste.

[Faz 2000]

This is like watching a beloved celebrity have a horrible meltdown on national TV, but instead of some private care and some PR smokescreen with press releases about prescription medicatio and some modesty, we have to tune in again week after week and watch it just ****ing unravel.

 

[morningbrown]

I could, but you're not going to listen

I’ll listen mate

 

[Foucault1989]

How/why do we let a guy take the field like that?

Exactly something was not right.

 

[gab213]

For the reason that this same shit has been happening on repeat for about 30 years..........


My wish is we never have to bring it up again

Its a totally irrelevant point to make, it has no bearing on winning or losing.

 

[AB_Blue]

Ball gotta go between the 2 bigger sticks. 30 metres out, we've missed 6 of them tonight. Simply not good enough.

Absolutely

 

[jimmyjams]

Can we just give Jagga the keys? Why such low tog? Thought this kid was a generational talent and an accumulator? FMD. Give the fans something to enjoy..

 

[jj1978]

If Elijah was that way and let to play it’s as bad as letting Fev loose on Brownlow night.

 

[BluesByNature]

He was hit flush in the face

207 cm giant towering over everyone yet plays like a bambino

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Cody Walker, see you soon man

Won't even need to match a bid on him at the rate we're going.

 

[WyntersGame_]

I hope Elijah wasn't feeling well because that's the worst effort I've seen. Absolutely no impact, no touches, tackles anything.

Quite happy trying to have joke round and laughing at the end there

I just dont see him as an afl player

Brilliant for a couple weeks and then he disappears. Its the standard of his career

Has the skill but just doesnt have the drive and commitment to be an afl player

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I’m worried about what’s gone wrong with him tonight. He may never play again

If that is the case, poor f*cking Will White.

 

[teknodeejay]

King will want to have some evidence of what he’s saying

 

[Gokz]

McKay is disgustingly soft

very concerning that is his 3rd concussion now

Retirement around the corner

 

[morningbrown]

You idiot...18....his third game... in front of 70k.....put down the woodstock

And he’s shown in those three games that he cannot contribute what is needed as a small forward. Give him a spell in the twos and see how he progresses. But right now he is too small and unable to impact at the level.

 

[Blues2013]

7.1 to 3.2 in the last quarter. Data overwhelming against us. We did it again. Plus that 6-6-6 free at a pivotal moment. We are mentally fragile

 

[jj1978]

I thought so, but if he is it's so obvious that surely someone else would have noticed and he wouldnt have played.

We are Carlton

 

[Chemical]

You guys realise that should have been 50?

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Yep you are right but Carlton is still a bottom 4 team with a draw. It really makes no difference. Carlton need to go through this suffering period. Voss may aswell throw the whole umpiring fraternity under the bus hes got nothing to lose.

 

[95blues]

Can we just give Jagga the keys? Why such low tog? Thought this kid was a generational talent and an accumulator? FMD. Give the fans something to enjoy..

He's a turnover accumulator too, coming off an ACL. No rush.

 

[DZ4]

I don’t think the pain stops until we move past the current leadership group. They just don't have what it takes to be successful.

Problem is the rot is set. Every year that goes on it gets harder and harder to change.

Cripps is a loser.
Doc was a loser.
Simmo, Murph, Kreuze, Gibbs, all losers.
Walsh becoming a loser if he’s not already there.
Where will Jagga end up under this guidance?

All champion players of our club, all stars of the game. All don’t know how to win or lead and it is through no fault of their own. The environment is to blame.

 

[Jacks Seething Rage]

Yeah but immense pressure on a kid... it wasn't a bad attempt either to be fair.

It really was. Never a chance.

 

[Drexl 31]

week after week after week of disappointment. I aint giving any more to this club. Rather I cannot. Time to focus on other more important stuff.

 

[Warsaw]

Up by 18 at the final change, and it was over less than 4 minutes into the last.

This might be the most fascinating team of the 21st century, but **** me is it not fun.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Both Hollands brothers are very disappointing. Ollie has his constant defenders on here but he is involved an awful lot when we give up goals.

Reckon both are unlikely to be on the list next year.

 

[JustOneTime]

Well yeah, but just one on the whole list? We're not even developing one. It's completely nuts.

Austin firmly believes young is that good that he can play all the missing roles. KPD, KPF and second ruck.

Today yes Young did some nice things, some poor things...but his body of work over time is below average and shouldnt be on our list.

 

[Beyond Blue]

The choice of Ollie to Nick Daicos to clamp down was... Interesting

I don’t think it would have mattered
He just took over the game beating whoever was near him to the ball.

Combine having Daicos with their other high IQ players against our largely low IQ/skill/poise and the result is hardly a surprise. I’m actually surprised we got so close to getting something out of the game.

We need a purge. The current senior playing and coaching group is not up to it and destroying the fan base.