Autopsy 2026 Rd 6 Collapse. Copy. Paste.

[JustOneTime]

You just have to question Austin and the recruiting team for leaving just one key forward on the list. Then you can question Davies and Wright for rubber stamping that decision.

They fell for the media trolling of last season that we'd better off with one key forward. Dumb club.

 

[teknodeejay]

Even if Bryne kicks that goal it means nothing really. We are a bottom 3 side under this regime

Totally agree mate

 

[Coops93]

The amount of missed easy handballs is genuinely - genuinely - not even VFL standard. You'd get roasted for those misses playing club footy.

Supposedly elite level players straight up missing 4 metre handballs is disgustingly unacceptable.

 

[bigblueboy]

How/why do we let a guy take the field like that?

 

[BIuebagger]

Did any one go to him before the kick?! Calm him down, routine etc

Cripps actually.
But runner should have gone out to tell him to wait to kick after siren imo

 

[joe444]

You guys realise that should have been 50?

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[The Old Dark Navy's]

Geez Kingys got the scoop on Elijah..

What did he say?

 

[95blues]

What did he say?

"Looked out of sorts, theres a story there, was running into dead ends all night"

 

[sherb]

The Tasmania Devils have just renewed their invitation to Carlton supporters to hop on board in 2028.

We fully deserve the trolling. The fact that it is coming from a club not even in the AFL yet is particularly damning.

 

[teddy-hopkins]

We keep playing OH, Cowan, Haynes and Young. These panicky types in defense. Then wonder why we pannick late and lose.

It is madness.

Voss tries to lose it at selection table then if it looks like we might not lose he swings Ollie Hollands into centre bounce to make sure of it.

We have the worst coach.

Don't care who you've got to swing around but you have to get Young out of the team. He makes everyone around him worse.

 

[A350]

This may all play into our hands, finishing down the bottom when we're clearly better than that. We need the capital for Walker.

I doubt Walker will make a difference

 

[Bobmonkey]

I reckon drop mcsoft and play young forward he can bring the ball to ground just as good as mcsoft

If you’ve got more than a handful of brain cells firing in your head I’d be very surprised.

 

[Blue_Fusion]

Not Taylors fault the result.. but thats a standard 35m kick.

Yeah but immense pressure on a kid... it wasn't a bad attempt either to be fair.

 

[Prem17]

Such a splendid loss.
The poor fellows tried so tremendously hard but unfortunately they weren't quite as lovely as those Collingwood boys.
Nevermind, such a jolly good game.
Terrible shame that we can't hit a cows buttocks with a bucketful of wheat though.
Oh well, let's go and eat some cucumber sandwiches and sip some Chardonnay and discuss next week's loss.

(The swear filter can gagf, just like Voss and this woeful club. Too many billionaires, apologists and excuses).

 

[YeoShuey]

Hollands was terrible on Naicos all night.

Cerra was better on him in those final moments.

 

[95blues]

Cody Walker, see you soon man

Another 7 unforced skill errors a game incoming!

 

[Ald Gardiner]

Ball gotta go between the 2 bigger sticks. 30 metres out, we've missed 6 of them tonight. Simply not good enough.

Mate Pies missed easy ones too, must disagree sadly

 

[BluesByNature]

Sticks hasnt played for thirty years, things change. How often do people have to bring this nonsense up.

For the reason that this same shit has been happening on repeat for about 30 years..........


My wish is we never have to bring it up again

 

[JustOneTime]

E Hollands. 1 elite game, 2 good games, 3 horror games. Picks and chooses. If not then its more worrisome.

 

[Kernafides]

I’ll stand by my comment. I love Talor’s effort but he’s not AFL standard. We can never draft a decent small forward.

You idiot...18....his third game... in front of 70k.....put down the woodstock

 

[marcmurphy3]

Looked off his face.

I thought so, but if he is it's so obvious that surely someone else would have noticed and he wouldnt have played.

 

[Soapy V]

It actually is that hard. The bloke is an absolute jet and willed himself to take over the game. Our players were right with him at every step but he was better. When you combine that with his skill and IQ I don’t think I’ve seen a player like him. Ever.

BS. You sit on him hard from the start and wear him down. He should have never had the energy or space to do what he did in the last quarter

 

[sherb]

Cody Walker ain’t gonna do $hit with this mentally fragile team. Entire reset needed. Exactly what was said last year. We cleared out some problems last season. This off-season. We can boot the coaches and make some tough calls on some players.

Yeah, the good old Carlton "one player is going to fix our problems" mentality.

What a successful approach that has been over the past couple of decades.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

They fell for the media trolling of last season that we'd better off with one key forward. Dumb club.

Well yeah, but just one on the whole list? We're not even developing one. It's completely nuts.

 

[Gethelred]

100% agree, when we need him most he takes a little bump and acts like hes been hit by a truck

... it's pretty bloody easy to talk a big game from your armchair.