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Autopsy 2026 Rd 6 Collapse. Copy. Paste.

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The amount of missed easy handballs is genuinely - genuinely - not even VFL standard. You'd get roasted for those misses playing club footy.

Supposedly elite level players straight up missing 4 metre handballs is disgustingly unacceptable.
 

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The Tasmania Devils have just renewed their invitation to Carlton supporters to hop on board in 2028.

We fully deserve the trolling. The fact that it is coming from a club not even in the AFL yet is particularly damning.
 
We keep playing OH, Cowan, Haynes and Young. These panicky types in defense. Then wonder why we pannick late and lose.

It is madness.

Voss tries to lose it at selection table then if it looks like we might not lose he swings Ollie Hollands into centre bounce to make sure of it.

We have the worst coach.

Don't care who you've got to swing around but you have to get Young out of the team. He makes everyone around him worse.
 

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Such a splendid loss.
The poor fellows tried so tremendously hard but unfortunately they weren't quite as lovely as those Collingwood boys.
Nevermind, such a jolly good game.
Terrible shame that we can't hit a cows buttocks with a bucketful of wheat though.
Oh well, let's go and eat some cucumber sandwiches and sip some Chardonnay and discuss next week's loss.

(The swear filter can gagf, just like Voss and this woeful club. Too many billionaires, apologists and excuses).
 
Sticks hasnt played for thirty years, things change. How often do people have to bring this nonsense up.
For the reason that this same shit has been happening on repeat for about 30 years..........


My wish is we never have to bring it up again
 

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It actually is that hard. The bloke is an absolute jet and willed himself to take over the game. Our players were right with him at every step but he was better. When you combine that with his skill and IQ I don’t think I’ve seen a player like him. Ever.

BS. You sit on him hard from the start and wear him down. He should have never had the energy or space to do what he did in the last quarter
 
Cody Walker ain’t gonna do $hit with this mentally fragile team. Entire reset needed. Exactly what was said last year. We cleared out some problems last season. This off-season. We can boot the coaches and make some tough calls on some players.
Yeah, the good old Carlton "one player is going to fix our problems" mentality.

What a successful approach that has been over the past couple of decades.
 
They fell for the media trolling of last season that we'd better off with one key forward. Dumb club.

Well yeah, but just one on the whole list? We're not even developing one. It's completely nuts.
 

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