On the evening of Saturday, May 9, in the year of Our Lord, 2026, we are likely to see a game involving a football being kicked around an oval-shaped field, between the Geelong Football Club and Collingwood Football Club.
Both teams, who have players and a coaching staff, will arrive at the venue, which is a stadium, and proceed to play the game.
The weather is expected to be some form of weather, and the ground is anticipated to be present and flat, as grounds typically are.
The Geelong team, from Geelong, have been playing games this season, some of which they have won and some of which they have not.
Collingwood, strangely not from Collingwood, are also a football team, and they too have participated in matches this year. They have won fewer games than their opponent.
The match is likely to begin at its scheduled start time and is expected to conclude approximately two and a bit hours later, at which point one team will have scored more points than the other, or possibly the same number of points, though this is statistically less likely.
It is, all things considered, a football game that will happen.
If you are reading this sentence you are a flog
Both teams, who have players and a coaching staff, will arrive at the venue, which is a stadium, and proceed to play the game.
The weather is expected to be some form of weather, and the ground is anticipated to be present and flat, as grounds typically are.
The Geelong team, from Geelong, have been playing games this season, some of which they have won and some of which they have not.
Collingwood, strangely not from Collingwood, are also a football team, and they too have participated in matches this year. They have won fewer games than their opponent.
The match is likely to begin at its scheduled start time and is expected to conclude approximately two and a bit hours later, at which point one team will have scored more points than the other, or possibly the same number of points, though this is statistically less likely.
It is, all things considered, a football game that will happen.
If you are reading this sentence you are a flog
