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Hi folks.. Kohphi here. I love the 'cut and thrust' nature of the SFA and over the years, I have given my fair share of s**t to others, but am proud to say most times, its been done with a sneaky wink, and liberal dose of tongue firmly planted in my cheek. I suppose it's why I'm loved by so...

After amassing a total of 4 kicks and 1 mark over 2 rounds of qootball, it is obvious the game has gone past me. I'd like to thank my brothers, sisters at the Bombers. The Greatest qootball Club in the SFA. I'd also like to thank the Demons for time there. What a memorable 3 days that was...

After a tumultuous month or so in Baghdad, a new dawn arises.. What could be the cause of this renewed optism.. The streets of Baghdad may provide a clue.. In homes and clubs from Baghdad to Mosul, men are dancing.. Children are dancing.. Women are rejoicing.. Why you ask...

Hi good folk of the SFA.. In light of current world events, covid lockdowns and just the general malaise that uncertain times can bring out in people, I'd like to dedicate a thread to those who may be doing it tough. Let's face it, not many of us know each other on real life, and can only...

Hi folks. KohPhi here. I've been thinking.. maybe there is some truth about my Club the Bombers, being over exposed in the media. Maybe we are hogging the virtual media airwaves of the SFA and compromising the enjoyment of many of the good, decent folk from the other fantastic clubs that make...

Its fair to say Liam Jones is an extremely important part of our defensive structure, who's career was saved by not only a positional change, but a little bit of TLC and perseverance from the Club. Yesterday l, read an old online article about Liam Jones at around the time there was talk about...

Hi folks, I've come a long way in my stellar 150 game career since commencing way back in S.21. Multiple Premierships, BnF's, All -SFA's, Captaincy, pointy end beez finishes, banhammerings.. But this thread won't be about me, but about some of the personalities I've been lucky enough to banter...

I don’t even remember what time it was, but I think it was around 2.30am. I was sitting in the Jacuzzi in my room at the Bellagio which is where the Bombers were partying in our end of season qooty trip. What a trip it had been so far.. Anyways, I was keen to get some table action...

Hi there SFA'ers With the Bombers sadly not participating in finals this season, we have been inundated with requests to participate in the various finals match threads to help 'kick things along' and generally add in bursts of humour, jest and frivolity that, let's be honest, some match...

Hi all, It's been a while, but with the end of the season upon us, I want to get something off my chest. It is an absolute travesty of justice that the Bombers have never won an EKA, well not in my time. So I, along with WaynesWorld19 and Countess Norma Lee Ava, decided to 'create' one...

Good folk of the SFA, It is on occasions like this when the 'thrust and parry' of match thread banter takes a back seat as teammates, opponents, friends and foe put aside their differences and put away the 'tribalistic chest beating' to recognise a magnificent achievement by one of the legends...

*mods if this already exists, please merge/delete* Hey fellow Blue lads and ladettes... after posting about our little bubba's in the rumour file (of all places), I thought I'd start this thread where we can share stories, ideas, tips even pics if anyone wants to about parenthood of bubba's...

Hi all, This thread has two purposes, firstly to welcome CazC30 to the Bombers after what can only be described as a traumatic experience at the hellhole known as the Wonders and secondly, to dispel once and for all, the heinous rumours about the culture at the greatest Club in the SFA, the...

Howdy fellow SFA'ers.. After 100 odd games of Qootball for the Bombers, a couple of flags, numerous controversies and some handy personal and team achievements, I enter next season in unfamiliar territory as a poster who wont have any leadership position at the Club and will just turn up every...

Wayne's-World had been at Crocodile Drunkees all day, disillusioned, numb and a fair way closer to drunk than sober after emptying the bar of its entire stash of Island Coolers. It was totally understandable, his Captain, his Club, the Club he represented with passion in S.26 had just hung him...

Hello SFAers, In Baghdad, the off season is not just about cask wine, take away food and banging Yemeni street whores, we are also working extremely hard behind the scenes to continue making the Bombers the destination Club of the SFA. Firstly, for those relatively new here, let me paint a...

Hello. You may have met me before, my name is Muryam Ajmay al Baghdadi and I am the cleaner at the Bombers Abdu Headquarters. As well as being a cleaner for the Bombers, I am also a part of the "Coffee with KohPhi" reporting team and I have exclusive footage of the Bombers LG at a crisis...

Greetings folks, This is Bombers Skipper and beez Medal runner up KohPhi here, hoping you are all enjoying your time off and preparing for what promises to be a sensational upcoming S 26. The team at the SFA's Premier media vehicle, "Coffee with KohPhi" are both proud and extremely excited to...

Cheers PhenomenalV1 for the jumper designs.. Founded in Season 4, three Essendon Board members dougthelegend, waspy and StealthBomber would prove pivotal in the formation of a Club in the fledgling Sweet F.A, providing a team for Bomber fans only. With dougthelegend appointed Captain, the...

With the Baghdad Bombers participating in a cut throat finals series it would be fair to assume that all our energies would be focused on this season, working hard and directing our energies on lifting the Cup in a record breaking 3peat. Yes?? Well no... Proving again to be the most...

On Saturday night at around 3.45am when I was up feeding and calming baby KohPhi, I was scrolling through random SFA threads and I had a read of the Gumbies plight and it got me thinking to S.23 when at the start of the season I seriously considered going over to the Gumbies to give them a bit...

Ladies and gentlemen of the SFA, a very warm welcome to this magnificent occasion in the rich and cultured history of this great Qootball club. On behalf of the Baghdad Bombers Leadership group, players past and present, we are delighted to have you here to share in the launch of the Baghdad...

Welcome folks to the first "Coffee with Kohphi" for S.25. After being the SFA's preferred media vehicle (along with Talking KohPhi) in S.24, I thought I'd park this baby for this season and concentrate on going the 3peat but an invitation from current SFA Admin Cloud_ changed all that. After...

It's with great sadness and a heavy heart that I hear that old mate SM has retired from the SFA. Loved and admired by many in the greater SFA community, his eloquence, humour and ability to laugh at himself will be greatly missed. So let's use this thread to thank SM for his marvelous...

Home Jumper Clash Jumper Heritage Jumper * A huge thank you to PhenomenalV1 for putting the Home and Clash jumpers together for me at 1am* Founded in Season 4, three Essendon Board members dougthelegend, waspy and StealthBomber would prove pivotal in the formation of a Club in the...

It's fair to say that Harolad has copped league wide wrath over his actions over the past week or so. Ive read some ask for him to be kicked out of the Bombers, permabanned, crucified and made to watch Dance Moms amongst other things. But. Let's have a look at what is seeping through the SFA...

Hi all, It's fair to say the events of the last couple of days have generated some pretty serious discussion and debate amongst the SFA faithfull. It got to the point where about 4 hours ago, I quit in frustration. When Haro was initially red carded, as club VC, I made it clear that Haro...

Darth Vader is Luke SkyWalkers father.. JFK dies at the end of "JFK".. The ship sinks in "Titanic".. KohPhi wins the Deestroy and goes back to back in the GF.. Mel Gibson finds god again in "Signs" Bruce Willis is dead in "The Sixth Sense" Charlton Heston is actually on Earth in the original...

What a day. After a tough game against a formidable foe in the Wonders, I was relaxing with TonyLynn15 and LicoriceAllsorts just having a quiet beer and entertaining a dozen Afghani call girls and my phone rang. It was from a private number and was hesitant in answering it as I thought it may...

With S.24 already over for some clubs, preparations for S.25 are already underway with recruitment PM's flying all over the place and rookies being sounded out for potential spots on club lists. Reigning Premiers and arguably the most relevant club in the SFA, The Baghdad Bombers even though...