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Due to the irony, this is your funniest post in the thread so far.

Just because someone says something is a joke, doesn't make it funny. Pearler even less so. Are you the sort of person that claps in a social setting when someone says something remotely funny?

Not so sure you are then.

Not familiar with the term pearler?

Did someone give you a bad Fire themed joke book that you feel you need to pretend is better than it is?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Still not a pearler, but funnier than your cartoons.

I don't give a s**t if it makes you laugh or not. That's why I don't care if you throw out some emoticons to tell me. I'd rather not know.

Like button not working?

This thread title no longer has any relevance whatsoever.

Nope. The last few pages have been far funnier than the majority of the "pearlers" in here. Worst offender is the thread starter.

Really? Thats considered a pearler? Also, jokes shouldn't ever have titles.

"I trust you as far as I can throw you" I said to my trustworthy guinea pig Joe.

Enough with the pistorius jokes. They are so lame.

2 deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says: "I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"

The head of the Somali Olympic Federation has issued an apology to officials and competitors on behalf of his team. Apparantly they weren't aware that shooting and sailing were separate events. On a related note, the IOC have said they WILL catch drug cheats. I'm not so sure. They are bloody fast.

Did you hear about the gay, dyslexic physicist? He got really excited when he heard about the large hardon collider.

Trev, the Aussie builder was going through a house he had just built with the woman who owned it. She was telling him what colour to paint each room.. They went into the first room and she said "I want this room to be painted a light blue." The builder went to the front door and yelled "GREEN...

For Mac users?

I've recently been taking something for my kleptomania.

A blonde walked into a bar and asked the barman for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one.

I just melted an ice cube purely by staring at it. Took a while though.

It's still fairly predictable even from there though.

Old and predictable, but the final nail was the poor telling..........shouldnt have typed another word after over.

You seriously think that needed explaining?

Most offensive thing about this joke is the lack of funny.

0 for 6 on the laugh count?

Great little interaction. Dare i say it, better than many of the "pearlers" of late.

A good Catholic Joke The Pope and Julia Gillard are on the same stage at the Sydney Opera House in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Ms Gillard and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not...

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