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BRING HIM BACK
 
Jack Watts.

What?

Nah, Mclean please

Wouldn't it be great if young Jack went all Stone Cold on us and every interview sounded like this.

Reporter: "So Jack, how did you..."
Jack: "WHAT!"
Reporter: "I said how did you..."
Jack: "WHAT! Now listen up you God damn son of a bitch. Jack Watts had a massive prepation for his first game. He did push ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "Sit ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "Chin ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And then he walked on to the ground..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And opened a can of whoop ass..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And that's the bottom line, cos Jack Watts said so!"
 
Wouldn't it be great if young Jack went all Stone Cold on us and every interview sounded like this.

Reporter: "So Jack, how did you..."
Jack: "WHAT!"
Reporter: "I said how did you..."
Jack: "WHAT! Now listen up you God damn son of a bitch. Jack Watts had a massive prepation for his first game. He did push ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "Sit ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "Chin ups..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And then he walked on to the ground..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And opened a can of whoop ass..."
Crowd: "WHAT!"
Jack: "And that's the bottom line, cos Jack Watts said so!"

That is a tremendous mental image, and then seeing him after a game cracking open two Steveweisers and downing them at the same time
 

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With trade week over and the Green sage being put to rest I hope there hasn't been any real damage done with respect to Green and the other players. Even if Green doesn't get the captaincy it is still important to have solidarity in the team. I don't see how McLean won't be 2009 captain now though, he's earnt it.
 

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