Autopsy 2026 Rd 1 Carlton vs Richmond - 4 points but alarm bells still ringing

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Quarter Time Scores
6.4.40 - 3.3.21

Half Time Scores
9.9.63 - 5.6.26

3 Quarter Time Scores
9.13.67 - 7.12.54

Full Time Scores
10.15.75 - 9.17.71





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[Zlatan]

Couldn’t be more embarrassed to support this club tonight. We’ll be fighting it out for bottom 4 this season. Every single day Michael Voss is at the club, he’ll continue to deteriorate whatever is left of the carcass. Every time we roll out Young, Fogarty, Williams, McGovern etc. nothing will change and we’ll continue down this road of mediocrity.

 

[T2B_]

 

[RPCB]

Literally what I was going to post lol.

 

[ParaBellum]

Disgraceful

 

[Wickzki]

LEWIS YOUNG

33

Lewis Young

Age

27

Ht

202cm

Wt

99kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

4.1

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.6

4star

MG

197.9

3star

D

4.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

1.0

1star

M

3.0

3star

T

0.0

1star

MG

26.0

1star

D

14.4

4star

K

8.2

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

6.4

5star

T

2.0

4star

MG

181.6

3star

!

Love you all

 

[Drexl 31]

P off Voss.

 

[Bluechip66]

I just want to b happy! Why won’t u let me be happy?

 

[chickendippas]

Glad we won but it feels empty. Horrible game of football.

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Woohoo, we’re in the 8!!!!

Game clear, no Wildcard shit for us.

 

[WalshYouLegend]

Well done boys - great half of footy! Lucky we only needed one half.

 

[RAPPA]

Nearly dismantled by a decrepit Tom Lynch. Nothing has improved.

 

[TENACIOUS]

that was horrible to watch.

We didn’t win it, Lynch lost it..

 

[SolGoodman]

I'm just numb.

Nothing in this game has convinced me that we're either

A) Going in the right direction
or
B) Going to best last season's win/loss

It won't happen, but it should happen, Voss has to go.

Our leaders are deplorable, summed up with Walshy having a free Jagga running into an open 50 with a simple handball yet he kicks it on his left.

I'm so tired.

 

[james Dean]

Pathetic performance.

But **** Tom Lynch ****ing grub

 

[Cowboyblues]

We are mentally cooked.
Bring a shrink at half time.
Coaches don’t make the game change that much in q3 onwards.

 

[RedFury]

4 point win
4 points gained
bottom 4 coming up.

 

[teknodeejay]

Not a win to celebrate

They should still send Voss packing on Monday

It’s a shambles with this list

Obligatory positives:
Smith
Lord had a very good game I thought

Not much else to be happy about

 

[LFTWNG11]

We are back baby

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Young
Fogarty
Kemp
Ahahahah
Wouldn't get a game for Timboon ressies

 

[outabounds]

Not sure what the players are excited about. That was a dead set disgrace.

 

[Gokz]

Only won because their full forward couldnt kick straight

They all should be embarrassed

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Genuinely bottom 4 this year with a not-so-young-list.

Not going to be a pretty few years.

 

[mochacinolatte]

Somehow this game was more depressing than last week. Takes some real skills to do that.

 

[Juddalenko]

Hmmmmmm. Yay?