Traded #22: Jake Carlisle - Pt.1 - Traded with some other stuff for pick 5, 24 and a Bird (cont in Part 2)

[efcboy]

Carlisle really should release another video or photo hugging a dwarf with caption "embracing saints culture"

 

[Beerfish]

Oh well just time for us to move on and enjoy picks 4 & 5

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I'm not sure I'm quite ready to move on yet. Plenty of time to enjoy those.

 

[YEMOC NAYR]

 

[Kakkle]

Anything will go viral these days, I remember the good old days when "going viral" meant that your HIV viral load was sky-high and your doctor told you to get all your assets in order because you'd be dead in 2 months.

 

[Beerfish]

Anything will go viral these days, I remember the good old days when "going viral" meant that your HIV viral load was sky-high and your doctor told you to get all your assets in order because you'd be dead in 2 months.

 

[Liberator]

Love the slightly bloodshot eyes in the last frame

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Anything will go viral these days, I remember the good old days when "going viral" meant that your HIV viral load was sky-high and your doctor told you to get all your assets in order because you'd be dead in 2 months.

You sure showed those docs! Good for you

 

[reincarnated]

Does anyone think I am a bad person for having a smirk every time I hear or read the words Carlisle, St Kilda, Dodoro, Ameet, Richo, Trade, Draft, Pick 5, ACA, KPP, Snapchat, holiday, snorting or white substance.

I think it is more to do with being screwed around for the last 3 years, and Caddy, Ryder and Crameri saga.

Then having to put up with a crap club like the Saints trying to screw us and the disrespectful offers they made. It really tipped me over the edge.

Getting 5 was great. But this has made my anger disappear. Magical medicine.

 

[rumply]

Does anyone think I am a bad person for having a smirk every time I hear or read the words Carlisle, St Kilda, Dodoro, Ameet, Richo, Trade, Draft, Pick 5, ACA, KPP, Snapchat, holiday, snorting or white substance.

I think it is more to do with being screwed around for the last 3 years, and Caddy, Ryder and Crameri saga.

Then having to put up with a crap club like the Saints trying to screw us and the disrespectful offers they made. It really tipped me over the edge.

Getting 5 was great. But this has made my anger disappear. Magical medicine.

On SEN this morning Hutchy or Pickers played the ACA intro's for both the Jake and the "Burnt dwarf breaks silence" stories, had me pissing myself.

 

[Hartnet]

Any truth to a post that looks like it has since been deleted on the saints board?
Something about Carlisle having his papers stamped at Essendon after a punch on during the season with Goddard over training philosophies?
Internal suspension handed down and covered up as a calf injury...

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Yeah i herd something similar as well. Got told Goddard got stuck into him about not being a team player. So Carlisle proceeded to tell Goddard he was the self orientated one who wouldn't kick it to him if he was 10m clear of his opponent on a solid lead. As you could imagine BJ didn't like that and took offence so Carlisle decked him.

 

[reincarnated]

Would love to see Carlisle do a photo shoot embracing the Saints culture:

- Setting fire to a Tyrion Lannister
- Holding and playing with his whizza in honor of Del and Nick
- Ricky Nixon underwear shoot in honour of KD
- Taking prescribed medicine with red bull
- Holding a wooden spoon
- Crying like their captain
- Drinking Saad's sports drink
- Giving a radio interview in honor of Scotty
- Like a dodgy car salesman in honor of Ameet the Dumeet
- Not to mention honoring Milne, Montagna and Lovett

Have I missed anything? Anymore examples?

 

[Alfred E Neuman]

Would love to see Carlisle do a photo shoot embracing the Saints culture:

- Setting fire to a Tyrion Lannister
- Holding and playing with his whizza in honor of Del and Nick
- Ricky Nixon underwear shoot in honour of KD
- Taking prescribed medicine with red bull
- Holding a wooden spoon
- Crying like their captain
- Drinking Saad's sports drink
- Giving a radio interview in honor of Scotty
- Like a dodgy car salesman in honor of Ameet the Dumeet
- Not to mention honoring Milne, Montagna and Lovett

Have I missed anything? Anymore examples?

Jason gram

 

[NAB777]

Would love to see Carlisle do a photo shoot embracing the Saints culture:

- Setting fire to a Tyrion Lannister
- Holding and playing with his whizza in honor of Del and Nick
- Ricky Nixon underwear shoot in honour of KD
- Taking prescribed medicine with red bull
- Holding a wooden spoon
- Crying like their captain
- Drinking Saad's sports drink
- Giving a radio interview in honor of Scotty
- Like a dodgy car salesman in honor of Ameet the Dumeet
- Not to mention honoring Milne, Montagna and Lovett

Have I missed anything? Anymore examples?

Yep...plenty more, going way back to the 70's

 

[bomberbilly]

Yeah i herd something similar as well. Got told Goddard got stuck into him about not being a team player. So Carlisle proceeded to tell Goddard he was the self orientated one who wouldn't kick it to him if he was 10m clear of his opponent on a solid lead. As you could imagine BJ didn't like that and took offence so Carlisle decked him.

i seem to remember goddard having a shiner on AFL360

 

[TheGreatBarryB]

Any truth to a post that looks like it has since been deleted on the saints board?
Something about Carlisle having his papers stamped at Essendon after a punch on during the season with Goddard over training philosophies?
Internal suspension handed down and covered up as a calf injury...

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Not sure about having papers stamped. We wanted to re-sign him....unless of course that was a ruse to get more value.

 

[Zach Package]

Not sure about having papers stamped. We wanted to re-sign him....unless of course that was a ruse to get more value.

I got the impressing that we didn't really move heaven and earth to keep him, and this story would definitely fall into line with that

 

[CBombers17]

To be fair BJ has a punchable head.

 

[Summer Nights]

I'd say semi-punchable.

At least spit-able.

 

[Fear Boner]

Would love to see Carlisle do a photo shoot embracing the Saints culture:

- Setting fire to a Tyrion Lannister
- Holding and playing with his whizza in honor of Del and Nick
- Ricky Nixon underwear shoot in honour of KD
- Taking prescribed medicine with red bull
- Holding a wooden spoon
- Crying like their captain
- Drinking Saad's sports drink
- Giving a radio interview in honor of Scotty
- Like a dodgy car salesman in honor of Ameet the Dumeet
- Not to mention honoring Milne, Montagna and Lovett

Have I missed anything? Anymore examples?

 

[DapperDon]

Have I missed anything? Anymore examples?

If there are any Bayside peeps here who as I were at Transformers nightclub in the mid nineties to early 00's you would know as I do that Saints players were out and absolutely shitfaced on a Saturday night before a Sunday game every friggin week.

The amounts of times I bumped into Gehrig, Hamill, Big Bad Bazza, Aussie Jones at 3am closing time made me understand why they got spoons in the early noughts.

 

[Zach Package]

bet bazza would've done some bustling back in the day

 

[mike14]

If there are any Bayside peeps here who as I were at Transformers nightclub in the mid nineties to early 00's you would know as I do that Saints players were out and absolutely shitfaced on a Saturday night before a Sunday game every friggin week.

The amounts of times I bumped into Gehrig, Hamill, Big Bad Bazza, Aussie Jones at 3am closing time made me understand why they got spoons in the early noughts.

I used to see Gehrig out a lot. A really funny and nice guy but a fiend for the disco bickies....

 

[gdaytiger2001]

If there are any Bayside peeps here who as I were at Transformers nightclub in the mid nineties to early 00's you would know as I do that Saints players were out and absolutely shitfaced on a Saturday night before a Sunday game every friggin week.

The amounts of times I bumped into Gehrig, Hamill, Big Bad Bazza, Aussie Jones at 3am closing time made me understand why they got spoons in the early noughts.

All cracking blokes mind you used to get on it with them quite regularly as some of them used to play cricket at our cricket club. But Don't forget Wednesday nights at the edgy Thursday and Fridays at the cocky bar and jakes after transformers on the Saturday til 7 am, there were some weeks where I would see those blokes 3 times a week. Then after transformers closed wild bills and mint were very popular for the boys down in Seaford and especially in the late 90's early 00's disco was the word at one stage there were more biscuits consumed than there were in the arnotts factory... But knowing a few blokes from several clubs throughout this period they certainly weren't on their own.

 

[DapperDon]

All cracking blokes mind you used to get on it with them quite regularly as some of them used to play cricket at our cricket club. But Don't forget Wednesday nights at the edgy Thursday and Fridays at the cocky bar and jakes after transformers on the Saturday til 7 am, there were some weeks where I would see those blokes 3 times a week. Then after transformers closed wild bills and mint were very popular for the boys down in Seaford and especially in the late 90's early 00's disco was the word at one stage there were more biscuits consumed than there were in the arnotts factory... But knowing a few blokes from several clubs throughout this period they certainly weren't on their own.

The walk of shame as you leave jakes at 7am with hotdog in hand as the Brightonites are doing their Sunday morning bread shopping was always a personal favourite.

 

[eth-dog]

Am I the only one who finds this stuff cringeworthy?