24

[jnash196]

Can you believe it?

 

[lachlan24]

Yes its a real life situation captured for our enjoyment

 

[Jeremias]

Brilliant.

I was amazed.

 

[soupaman]

one of the worst shows ever.

How can one guy have half his family kidnapped, get captured by terrorists twice, kill 100's more terrorists, sacrifice randoms and save numerous people all in one day without any transport time either. And another thing, why is Jack the only person in the WORLD who can do all this, and be unlucky enough to have to do all this on 4 or 5 different days (give or take, what season is it?) .

 

[jacko57]

Why don't they make Jack President of the USA, and cut out the middleman ?

 

[Jex]

And another thing, why is Jack the only person in the WORLD who can do all this, and be unlucky enough to have to do all this on 4 or 5 different days (give or take, what season is it?) .

Why does Birdman Burton continually take speckies? Why does Lloydy kick lots of goals? Why does Judd get lots of possessions? Why does Riewoldt take heaps of marks? It's because it's their job and that's what they do. And Jack kills terrorists. They call him in for the big stuff. He's a big game player and they know he'll deliver. Jack has made each of our lives safer...he'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn...

 

[NSWCROW]

Think it was ZOO magazine who said " JACK BAUER , the man with the most ********ED life EVER !!!!! "

 

[jacko57]

What is more unlikely ?

(a) Jack can go a whole day without having to sleep, eat, drink or use the toilet ?

or

(b) all the times Jack has to use his mobile phone, he never once gets the busy signal or the out of range signal, he never once pushes the wrong button when he's switching between calls on hold, and he never once receives a call from a telemarketer ?

 

[mark73]

Wasn't that the number of years someone lived next door to Alice?

 

[DapperDon]

and he never once receives a call from a telemarketer ?

this is why I can't believe it, that's just impossible

 

[Patrick Bullet]

What is more unlikely ?

(a) Jack can go a whole day without having to sleep, eat, drink or use the toilet ?

It's not like the cameras are on Jack the whole time. He has plenty of eating, drinking and peeing time when he's not on camera. He can always 'go' behind a tree. Plus there are the 'missing' four minutes during the ad breaks. As for sleeping, most people can function at least minimally after 24 hours without sleep. Jack's a hell-man, so he could function better than most.

(b) all the times Jack has to use his mobile phone, he never once gets the busy signal or the out of range signal

That's because he's not with Optus or Telstra.

he never once pushes the wrong button when he's switching between calls on hold

That's easily explained by the fact that he's a hell-man.

, and he never once receives a call from a telemarketer?

You've got me on that one... perhaps someone else has a theory? The best I can offer is that they call while he's eating, drinking, and peeing.

To answer your question, I think (b) is more unlikely because I can't believe anyone can go a whole day without being disturbed by a telemarketer.

(I realise you are just taking the pee)

 

[St 07]

******** i love 24. if bauer played for us he'd be instant captain due to his awesome decision making. i mean he just killed one of his best mates to protect a vital terrorist..which is exactly the kind of workrate we need. i think johno could give bauer a fight tho for captaincy, simply because he has bigger jukes and actually smiles