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This is funny - apologies to Tredders16 and Porthos and any other regular sensible Port supporter!
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THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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An Essendon, Adelaide and Port Adelaide fan were all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for
the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were
able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released
after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you
one wish before your whipping."
The Essendon fan was first in line as he had drunk the least. So he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This
was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Essendon fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when
the punishment was done.
The Port Adelaide fan was next up as he almost finished an entire bottle of
Scotch by himself, and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix
two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
before the whip went through again, sending the Port Adelaide fan out crying
like
a little girl.
The Adelaide fan was the last one up as he had finished off the crate,
but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best
looking and most intelligent football fans in the world. For this, you may
have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Adelaide fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but
100 lashes.
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave", the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What
is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Tie the Port Adelaide fan to my back."
k
xx
THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_____________________________
An Essendon, Adelaide and Port Adelaide fan were all in Saudi Arabia,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze.
All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them.
The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for
the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were
sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were
able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial
finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released
after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said, "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you
one wish before your whipping."
The Essendon fan was first in line as he had drunk the least. So he thought
about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This
was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Essendon fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when
the punishment was done.
The Port Adelaide fan was next up as he almost finished an entire bottle of
Scotch by himself, and after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix
two pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
before the whip went through again, sending the Port Adelaide fan out crying
like
a little girl.
The Adelaide fan was the last one up as he had finished off the crate,
but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your supporters are some of the best
looking and most intelligent football fans in the world. For this, you may
have two wishes!"
"Thanks, your most Royal Highness," the Adelaide fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but
100 lashes.
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave", the Sheik says with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What
is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Tie the Port Adelaide fan to my back."
