benrey_demons
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just to **** the collingwood faithful off...
Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, a cheap room and......The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "My father plays footy for Collingwood and I was just too embarrassed to say
Eddie McGuire, Nathan Buckley, and Eddie's missus, Carla, went out for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Carla, half-****ed, slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the nightclub. Nathan decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side, and gave her a good f***. "It's your turn now, Eddie" grinned Nathan, but Eddie started to cry. Nathan asked, "Why are you crying Eddie? What's wrong?" Eddie sobbed, "My head won't fit in the railings".
Three travellers are stuck on the wrong side of a rising crocodile infested stream. They have the difficult choice of staying where they are and drowning or having to traverse this dangerous stretch of water. Eventually, one strips off jumps in the water and attempts to swim the treacherous strait.He has gone no more than twenty metres and a croc has snapped him up in his huge jaws.With the waters rising by the second the next one strips off, jumps in the water and again he gets eaten.The third one is getting deperate but decides to get out a Texta and write on his T shirt in big letters " Rocca not guilty and Pies premiers 2004" He jumps in and swims across unharmed.
The media are amazed by this story and ask him how he thinks he survived. Well he said "not even a crocodile would swallow that crap"
Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, politician. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, a cheap room and......The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, "My father plays footy for Collingwood and I was just too embarrassed to say
Eddie McGuire, Nathan Buckley, and Eddie's missus, Carla, went out for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Carla, half-****ed, slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the nightclub. Nathan decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt, pushed her thong to one side, and gave her a good f***. "It's your turn now, Eddie" grinned Nathan, but Eddie started to cry. Nathan asked, "Why are you crying Eddie? What's wrong?" Eddie sobbed, "My head won't fit in the railings".
Three travellers are stuck on the wrong side of a rising crocodile infested stream. They have the difficult choice of staying where they are and drowning or having to traverse this dangerous stretch of water. Eventually, one strips off jumps in the water and attempts to swim the treacherous strait.He has gone no more than twenty metres and a croc has snapped him up in his huge jaws.With the waters rising by the second the next one strips off, jumps in the water and again he gets eaten.The third one is getting deperate but decides to get out a Texta and write on his T shirt in big letters " Rocca not guilty and Pies premiers 2004" He jumps in and swims across unharmed.
The media are amazed by this story and ask him how he thinks he survived. Well he said "not even a crocodile would swallow that crap"
