A tiny reason for optimism?

[The Dr]

It's pretty surprising how close we are to the Lions in most areas of the game. The big discrepancies are tackling and one percenters, (and of course goals!) so should that mean we are capable of matching it with them?

We beat them up there in a preseason game, which doesn't mean much, but that could give the boys some confidence you'd think?

 

[Colin Grigson]

Dr... i admire your optimism.

 

[Dez!]

Never again this season for me.

I'm expecting 50+ losses for the rest of the season, can't be disappointed that way.

 

[proka123]

We've beaten the past two occasions we've met (Preseason game and Round 14 last year) So i'm not to worried about a belting......i think........i hope........i really don't know.

 

[Supermercado]

We're going to get fingered

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

It's pretty surprising how close we are to the Lions in most areas of the game. The big discrepancies are tackling and one percenters, (and of course goals!) so should that mean we are capable of matching it with them?

We beat them up there in a preseason game, which doesn't mean much, but that could give the boys some confidence you'd think?

Good points Doc.

No expectations from me, but no real pessimism about this match either. A win is possible, if we maintain a high workrate...

 

[stabler]

We're going to get fingered

maybe even the whole fist

 

[Supermercado]

Either way it's only going to be legal in the territories.

 

[Colin Grigson]

Either way it's only going to be legal in the territories.

Is there any act that's actually classified as 'illegal' in the Northern Territory?

 

[Supermercado]

Somebody fed hookers to a crocodile and got nicked for it. I think that's the line.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Somebody fed hookers to a crocodile and got nicked for it. I think that's the line.

Yeah, and then a big picture of the whole scenario was plastered all over the front page of the NT News the following day, with extra pictures and articles about the incident dominating the next two pages as well- isn't that the way it works up there?

 

[Pipefitter]

if i cant say anything good, im not going to say anything at all.

 

[Goobernutty]

Whether we get fingered or fisted, at least we'll be coming. We'll know what Carlton have been going on with. They must've been getting fisted since the start of the year. It all makes sense now!

 

[Colin Grigson]

Somebody fed hookers to a crocodile and got nicked for it. I think that's the line.

i remember that! those two asian prostitutes...

i think the local fuzz rounded them up & took them down to the local clink & made a bit of a show of it. But as soon as the interstate journo's left, they cut them loose...

They have a delicate balance up there between drunken redneck yobbo's & murderous rapists which just can't be tinkered with

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Plus the NT News usually runs a story about someone getting attacked by a crocodile on their front page every week, whether it be a major or minor incident...

 

[Colin Grigson]

Whether we get fingered or fisted, at least we'll be coming. We'll know what Carlton have been going on with. They must've been getting fisted since the start of the year. It all makes sense now!

Okay, this line is a stroke of genius...

Can we please get this put up somewhere where everyone will see it!?


It should be our club motto where all the forum links are, y'know alongside the Gold Coast 'Queensland's true grass-roots footy club'...


Melbourne FC -

"Whether we get fingered or fisted, at least we'll be coming"

 

[Colin Grigson]

Plus the NT News usually runs a story about someone getting attacked by a crocodile on their front page every week, whether it be a major or minor incident...

That's the NT for ya Wona. I know from 1st hand experience..
People get drunk and attacked by crocs. That's ALL that happens there...

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

Yep, Stuart Littlemore definitely had them figured right mate

 

[Supermercado]

The other day they were showing the headlines of the papers on ABC News Breakfast.

It was Turnbull being a dick everywhere, then the NT news "CROC CAUSES HELICOPTER CRASH".

Classic.

 

[Wonaeamirri33]

The other day they were showing the headlines of the papers on ABC News Breakfast.

It was Turnbull being a dick everywhere, then the NT news "CROC CAUSES HELICOPTER CRASH".

Classic.

LOL!

The only difference between the NT News and a firelighter is that the paper burns faster... oh yeah, and you can't wrap fish & chips up with a firelighter...

 

[Colin Grigson]

I read that article, and if I were the Croc, i'd launch a libel suit against the Northern Territory news for false reporting.

The pilot was a total un-co by the sounds of it...

 

[proka123]

Okay, this line is a stroke of genius...

Can we please get this put up somewhere where everyone will see it!?


It should be our club motto where all the forum links are, y'know alongside the Gold Coast 'Queensland's true grass-roots footy club'...


Melbourne FC -

"Whether we get fingered or fisted, at least we'll be coming"

lol. Like it!