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dyertribe said:
1) Thread needs more Chin-chan.

2) LondonCalling you poor bastard :(.
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Just once, I'd like to see a Whacker post that isn't just repeating the same meme's of someone else.

Any chance, mate? :P
 
LC,

I can't see you being the the wrong and your mates Mrs has it in for you a little.
You're not going to win her over in the short term by being nice. That is going to take a lot of time. However you have the chance to win some respect from her and restore a good mateship with John if you become the "Greatest Uncle in the World" to his daughter.
You might not have paid her much attention yet but it's never to late to become "King of the Kids" Start treating her like you own daughter/niece and buy her toys, clothes, lollies etc. Spend shitloads on her. It's only going to make John think you're the best mate ever and at the end of the day his daughter will be around forever if you want to stay mates with him.
Eventually his Mrs will come around to you but if he comes to his senses and gives her the arse he knows he will have a mate you will help him become a good father.
You will get used to dealing with kids for when you become a dad and chicks love blokes who are good with kids and you will find yourself hooking up more often than not.
But learn from his mistakes and don't ever get into his situation.

As for the house situation. GTFO ASAP.
 
God, I ****ing scream right now.

When I moved in, crackhead stripper offers me the spare key for Ms. LC. I said to her "I'll have to check with her if she feels comfortable with it, first, and I'll get back to you.". Her response? "Yep, cool. It's here if you need it.", and puts it on the desk. Ask her that night, she's rather happy about it, we go over to move some boxes in, and I give her the key, no problems.

Fast forward to present. So Ms. LC texts me yesterday afternoon, tells me she'll call by after work, and we'll go get dinner. Cool, finished work early for the day, call by whenever. Ms. LC lets herself in, which surprises Cotton-Smelling Housemate, as if she didn't know that she had a key.

I grab my stuff, go out for dinner, and stay the night at hers. Figure nothing was wrong.

Check my Facebook this morning and find a "Did you give her a key to our house?!?!?!?!?!?" message in my Inbox. To cut the story short, she doesn't like people who don't live there having a key to the house, and wants it back.

Understandable. However, I don't see any reason to turn around to her and ask for it back and get myself in shit.

Honestly, if you feel that strongly about it, you should ask her, not me. I don't see why I should end up in the bad books with her for asking for it back when it was offered in the first place, and just end up making her feel uncomfortable to come around.

As far as I was aware, she left out it for me after she asked me about it, and I said I'd have to ask her if she felt comfortable about having one. I think it's a bit rich, given you both have a lot more people round, and more frequently than I do, none of whom I know. I can assure you that *** hasn't used the key when I'm not there, nor hasn't let me know in advance she's coming over.

Having said that, if you want to bring it up with her, you have my full support on it.
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Put two and two together and realised that this is the day after her nano Ipod has gone missing. I assume she's subtlely accusing my girlfriend over it. Despite it being painfully obvious that she has a 160gb Ipod, and would have no need for it.

I could just imagine the same response if I asked her douchebag boyfriend to not come around anymore.

My response?

Told the housemate that I'll tell Ms. LC that we need it back for a spare key, as we've lost that one. Hide it somewhere.

Will tell Ms. LC that we need the key back for a spare as we've lost it, but to get one cut for herself, and do not let them know that you've got it.

Lying.....it's an artform.
 

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LondonCalling said:
God, I ****ing scream right now.

When I moved in, crackhead stripper offers me the spare key for Ms. LC. I said to her "I'll have to check with her if she feels comfortable with it, first, and I'll get back to you.". Her response? "Yep, cool. It's here if you need it.", and puts it on the desk. Ask her that night, she's rather happy about it, we go over to move some boxes in, and I give her the key, no problems.

Fast forward to present. So Ms. LC texts me yesterday afternoon, tells me she'll call by after work, and we'll go get dinner. Cool, finished work early for the day, call by whenever. Ms. LC lets herself in, which surprises Cotton-Smelling Housemate, as if she didn't know that she had a key.

I grab my stuff, go out for dinner, and stay the night at hers. Figure nothing was wrong.

Check my Facebook this morning and find a "Did you give her a key to our house?!?!?!?!?!?" message in my Inbox. To cut the story short, she doesn't like people who don't live there having a key to the house, and wants it back.

Understandable. However, I don't see any reason to turn around to her and ask for it back and get myself in shit.



Put two and two together and realised that this is the day after her nano Ipod has gone missing. I assume she's subtlely accusing my girlfriend over it. Despite it being painfully obvious that she has a 160gb Ipod, and would have no need for it.

I could just imagine the same response if I asked her douchebag boyfriend to not come around anymore.

My response?

Told the housemate that I'll tell Ms. LC that we need it back for a spare key, as we've lost that one. Hide it somewhere.

Will tell Ms. LC that we need the key back for a spare as we've lost it, but to get one cut for herself, and do not let them know that you've got it.

Lying.....it's an artform.
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No one will miss a crackhead stripper. Just give Uncle Chopper a ring and he'll handle it
 
LondonCalling said:
God, I ****ing scream right now.

When I moved in, crackhead stripper offers me the spare key for Ms. LC. I said to her "I'll have to check with her if she feels comfortable with it, first, and I'll get back to you.". Her response? "Yep, cool. It's here if you need it.", and puts it on the desk. Ask her that night, she's rather happy about it, we go over to move some boxes in, and I give her the key, no problems.

Fast forward to present. So Ms. LC texts me yesterday afternoon, tells me she'll call by after work, and we'll go get dinner. Cool, finished work early for the day, call by whenever. Ms. LC lets herself in, which surprises Cotton-Smelling Housemate, as if she didn't know that she had a key.

I grab my stuff, go out for dinner, and stay the night at hers. Figure nothing was wrong.

Check my Facebook this morning and find a "Did you give her a key to our house?!?!?!?!?!?" message in my Inbox. To cut the story short, she doesn't like people who don't live there having a key to the house, and wants it back.

Understandable. However, I don't see any reason to turn around to her and ask for it back and get myself in shit.



Put two and two together and realised that this is the day after her nano Ipod has gone missing. I assume she's subtlely accusing my girlfriend over it. Despite it being painfully obvious that she has a 160gb Ipod, and would have no need for it.

I could just imagine the same response if I asked her douchebag boyfriend to not come around anymore.

My response?

Told the housemate that I'll tell Ms. LC that we need it back for a spare key, as we've lost that one. Hide it somewhere.

Will tell Ms. LC that we need the key back for a spare as we've lost it, but to get one cut for herself, and do not let them know that you've got it.

Lying.....it's an artform.
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Living in a share house can be a little taste of hell if you have the wrong type of flatmates. I think you should bail.
 
put two and two together and realised that this is the day after her nano Ipod has gone missing. I assume she's subtlely accusing my girlfriend over it. Despite it being painfully obvious that she has a 160gb Ipod, and would have no need for it.
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and so it begins...
 
A bit of a pickle for your mate LC if you've told the RE firm about how you found out the housemates situation.

I'd be looking for new tenancy pronto, and dealing direct with the RE agency if you can - getting your name off the lease asap.

I'd move all your stuff to the missus' (including the TV) - the house can't be THAT good that you'd risk everything (literally) to keep renting it.

Tell the housemates your moving in with your missus, and get the hell out.

Maybe invite John over for a going away party with the housemates....kill two birds with one stone. (Three if the police catch his missus for twin-murder afterwards). :D
 
I got confused why does the boyfriend of the real estate dealing crackhead want to come round and smash up the place??

Anyway LC when life gives you lemons, just say **** the lemons and bail.
 

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Bosun said:
I got confused why does the boyfriend of the real estate dealing crackhead want to come round and smash up the place??

Anyway LC when life gives you lemons, just say **** the lemons and bail.
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The boyfriend of the ex-tenant wants to come round to smash the place up as the current tenant "forgot" to remove his girlfriend's credit card details from the household bills and is still being charged for them.
 
dardy_7 said:
man you should write a sit com based on your life. it's got everything, relationship problems, crack whores that smell cotton etc. it'd be better than that Packed to the Rafters crap
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Ben the Gooner said:
Wow.

You should write a TV Series our something, LC. I'd watch that (if n00dz).

Maybe you should move in with John and the Bitch (maybe a name for the series). That'd be an interesting season final.
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:cool:
 
Forward your queries to Channel 9. They'll put me on. Surely.

Just got a call from the property manager who basically told me bad luck for not researching properly. If she doesn't pay rent, you're all out with 30 days to vacate premises.

So I now am pretty much left with the concept of dobbing her in to the cotton-smelling one, given there's only 13 days to go.

What I hope will happen? Cotton smeller beats the shit out of her or forces her to move out.

What I think will happen? Cotton smeller goes and dobs me into Stripper Girl, and I'm in the shit.

Eh, **** it. I'm screwed either way.
 
LondonCalling said:
Forward your queries to Channel 9. They'll put me on. Surely.

Just got a call from the property manager who basically told me bad luck for not researching properly. If she doesn't pay rent, you're all out with 30 days to vacate premises.

So I now am pretty much left with the concept of dobbing her in to the cotton-smelling one, given there's only 13 days to go.

What I hope will happen? Cotton smeller beats the shit out of her or forces her to move out.

What I think will happen? Cotton smeller goes and dobs me into Stripper Girl, and I'm in the shit.

Eh, **** it. I'm screwed either way.
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Well if theres going to be a fight set up foxy boxing and advertise tickets on BF, theres your rent money and some good entertainment:thumbsu:.

On a serious note I do feel for you, hate it how people say "research first" but its hard when the chicks a crack whore stripper who is going to lie anyway.

If your going to get booted dont pay your rent this month and save it for the next place.
 

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The Mrs still lives at home with her Mum, step-Dad, step brother and step-sister (now there's a sitcom and a half).

Hung out there for a month or so whilst in renting market limbo. Don't think I'd do that again. If not for the Nowhereville aspect, but because it's just plain ****ing awkward and degrading.
 

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