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Pick 290 - Blake Hardwick (Hawthorn)

Tough as nails back pocket, had a few injury concerns last year but hoping he bounces back hard in 2021 and returns to B&F contention

Danger in Texas
 

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Darcy Tucker. Injured last season, but was showing a lot before that.

ShadeyP
 
Think ill take Lachlan Ash from GWS

Coopers
 

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Waiting for Golumless
A short play written while waiting for Golumless

Deaneus! . Let’s go.

Donkey. We can’t.

Deaneus!. Why not?

Donkey. We’re waiting for Golumless.

Deaneus! (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure he was here? Donkey. What?

Deaneus!. Now we have to wait.

Donkey. He was in the thread. (They look at the thread.) Who do you think that he’ll pick? Deaneus!. What is it?

Donkey. I don’t know. A Spud.

Deaneus!. Garry Rohan?

Donkey. Scorpus says he plays like he's still got a broken leg.

Deaneus!. Drugs Are Bad Mackay? will be weeping.

Donkey. Or perhaps it’s his season.

Deaneus!. Looks to me more like a bust.

Donkey. A boon.

Deaneus!. A bomb, well if he ever picks.

Donkey. A... What are you insinuating? That we’ve come to the wrong place?

Deaneus!. He should be here.

Donkey. He didn’t say for sure he’d come.

Deaneus!. And if he doesn’t come? Donkey. We’ll come back tomorrow.

Deaneus!. And then the day after tomorrow.

Donkey. Possibly.

Deaneus!. And so on.

Donkey. The point is...

Deaneus!. Until he comes.

Donkey. You’re merciless.

Deaneus!. We came here yesterday.

Donkey. Ah no, there you’re mistaken.

Deaneus!. What did we do yesterday?

Donkey. What did we do yesterday?

Deaneus! We waited for Golumless
 
Donkey Magoo said:
Waiting for Golumless
A short play written while waiting for Golumless

Deaneus! . Let’s go.

Donkey. We can’t.

Deaneus!. Why not?

Donkey. We’re waiting for Golumless.

Deaneus! (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure he was here? Donkey. What?

Deaneus!. Now we have to wait.

Donkey. He was in the thread. (They look at the thread.) Who do you think that he’ll pick? Deaneus!. What is it?

Donkey. I don’t know. A Spud.

Deaneus!. Garry Rohan?

Donkey. Scorpus says he plays like he's still got a broken leg.

Deaneus!. Drugs Are Bad Mackay? will be weeping.

Donkey. Or perhaps it’s his season.

Deaneus!. Looks to me more like a bust.

Donkey. A boon.

Deaneus!. A bomb, well if he ever picks.

Donkey. A... What are you insinuating? That we’ve come to the wrong place?

Deaneus!. He should be here.

Donkey. He didn’t say for sure he’d come.

Deaneus!. And if he doesn’t come? Donkey. We’ll come back tomorrow.

Deaneus!. And then the day after tomorrow.

Donkey. Possibly.

Deaneus!. And so on.

Donkey. The point is...

Deaneus!. Until he comes.

Donkey. You’re merciless.

Deaneus!. We came here yesterday.

Donkey. Ah no, there you’re mistaken.

Deaneus!. What did we do yesterday?

Donkey. What did we do yesterday?

Deaneus! We waited for Golumless
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I was punctual in this game when it mattered; when the no.1 pick was on the line.
 
With a new coach, he'll be much improved.

Jared Polec.

Crow_68
 
Donkey Magoo said:
Waiting for Golumless
A short play written while waiting for Golumless

Deaneus! . Let’s go.

Donkey. We can’t.

Deaneus!. Why not?

Donkey. We’re waiting for Golumless.

Deaneus! (despairingly). Ah! (Pause.) You’re sure he was here? Donkey. What?

Deaneus!. Now we have to wait.

Donkey. He was in the thread. (They look at the thread.) Who do you think that he’ll pick? Deaneus!. What is it?

Donkey. I don’t know. A Spud.

Deaneus!. Garry Rohan?

Donkey. Scorpus says he plays like he's still got a broken leg.

Deaneus!. Drugs Are Bad Mackay? will be weeping.

Donkey. Or perhaps it’s his season.

Deaneus!. Looks to me more like a bust.

Donkey. A boon.

Deaneus!. A bomb, well if he ever picks.

Donkey. A... What are you insinuating? That we’ve come to the wrong place?

Deaneus!. He should be here.

Donkey. He didn’t say for sure he’d come.

Deaneus!. And if he doesn’t come? Donkey. We’ll come back tomorrow.

Deaneus!. And then the day after tomorrow.

Donkey. Possibly.

Deaneus!. And so on.

Donkey. The point is...

Deaneus!. Until he comes.

Donkey. You’re merciless.

Deaneus!. We came here yesterday.

Donkey. Ah no, there you’re mistaken.

Deaneus!. What did we do yesterday?

Donkey. What did we do yesterday?

Deaneus! We waited for Golumless
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Not bad. I Remember the first time I read it, can always tell when you read something “important”. Have always preferred Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.

Rosencrantz and Golumless Are Dead?
 

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Alright best 18 (+ most of my bench). Read it and weep competition.


Best 22:

B: Mark O'Connor, Tom Jonas, Ben Paton
HB: Nathan Wilson, Charlie Ballard, Bailey Williams
C: Lachlan Weller, Zach Merrett, Dominic Sheed
HF: Jamie Cripps, Oscar Allen, Ian Hill
F: Daniel Butler, Ben King, Sam Day
R: Ben McEvoy, Dustin Martin, Jarryd Lyons
INT: Jackson Hately, Rory Laird, James Worpel, ______
 

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