AFL Divas and the strange requests they make.

[royals1922]

Brisbane demand the right to incarcerate their young players during the trade period.

Bombers incarceration?

 

[CraigB]

Essendon have requested injecting rooms be present at all AFL grounds this coming season.

Western Bulldogs put in a number of requests however no one knows what exactly as no one actually cares.

Ricky Nixon requested a Bonds sponsorship and his licence back.

Richard Tambling has requested a 3rd chance...

 

[fumbler]

Jobe Watson demands that a club official tell him how shit Cotchin is and that he deserves his Brownlow.

Ha ha lionaround

 

[Bosk]

If I may add to your Hertier O'Brein list of demands Bosk. Or "Backstage Rider" as Hertier refers to it.

On matchdays, Hertier requires an omelette made from the eggs of the endangered Peruvian Marvellous Spatuletail (yolks removed) mixed with Dutch Toggenburg goats cheese. Baccatum capsicum is optional, depending on Hertier's mood. This must be served at precisely 10.00am along with a glass of glacier water from the Himalayan Mountain of Nanga Parbat. The water MUST be exactly 4 degrees below room temperature.

Once the omelette has been consumed, Hertier requires two 18 year old twins from the Tibetan holy order of Rabjung-ma to comb domesticated yak oil through his dreadlocks whilst singing communal folk hymns from the provinces of Qinghai and Xinijaing. The yak oil MUST NOT come from any animal over the age of two years.

An hour before the game, Hertier is to be given a private room complete with Thinking Chair. It is the responsibility of the Stadium Management in all states to provide said chair. The wooden base MUST be constructed with authentic timber sourced from the Southern Yucatan Peninsula El Peten-Belize-Calakmul Rainforest, although Hertier is not supposed to know about this in case he is accused of hypocrisy. The cushions are to made with the soft down of the Vladamir Clay Goose. Hertier is to be provided with a pair of Sennheiser Orpheus headphones and a Roland R-05 with a recording of the complete works of Fyodor Dostoevsky. This really gets Hertier "into the zone!" The lights are to be dimmed to between 2100-2300 kelvin (tungsten illumination only) and the room must be equipped with floor to ceiling acoustic tiles so that he is unable to hear Swanny, Pendles, Clokey and the rest of his team-mates calling him a total f***ing ****** from the other side of the wall.

Brilliant post JCVD.

Glad to hear at least Harry has superb taste in headphones.

 

[Dan]

Nick Dal Santo - Just leave the seat down please.
Jack Watts - ^Ditto^

 

[Retired Jimmy]

Luke Hodge.....insists on a large potato and gravy accompanied by a bucket of original chicken pieces, and a 1.25 litre of Pepsi to wash it all down before every game

Roughie.....insists on a large container of sunscreen pF factor 15 and a copy of Ginger Snaps to watch for motivational reasons before every game.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Luke Hodge.....insists on a large potato and gravy accompanied by a bucket of original chicken pieces, and a 1.25 litre of Pepsi to wash it all down before every game

Roughie.....insists on a large container of sunscreen pF factor 15 and a copy of Ginger Snaps to watch for motivational reasons before every game.

ret**ded jimmy
confuses sunscrren and betadene

 

[Retired Jimmy]

ret**ded jimmy
confuses sunscrren and betadene

No mistaking anal lube though, is there bummers you pesky little raper you

 

[Bombers 2003]

No mistaking anal lube though, is there bummers you pesky little raper you

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
in fact im lmao

 

[Bombers 2003]

No mistaking anal lube though, is there bummers you pesky little raper you

thats alright poidacat

 

[Retired Jimmy]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny
in fact im lmao

Shut up bummers....go lie in yourself.
Great thread Bosk

 

[Bombers 2003]

Shut up bummers....go lie in yourself.
Great thread Bosk

go flush your self

 

[Bombers 2003]

Great thread Bosk

 

[brisbane13]

there is James Hird on his recent fact finding trip in Russia

 

[chefmeister]

Steven Motlop demands his earrings be replaced and removed before & after each game as well as during every break.

 

[Purple Suit]

Aaron Sandilands asks for his bag of gold, magic harp and golden goose to be brought when ever he demands it.

 

[chefmeister]

James Hird demands respect for Essendon...

Strange, I know.

 

[go you pups]

The Selwood's demand a free kick every time they duck their heads

 

[royals1922]

Ballantyne has asked for dispensation for him to wear a mask so that he doesn't get recognised after his disappearing trick in the GF.

 

[class78]

David Zaharakis requests his illegal supplements in pill form, due to his fear of needles.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Nick Maxwell demands that one of the Collingwood monkeys (see Ed) find a individual highlight of his career that doesn't include a coin toss win or his teammates gifting him a premiership win. He insists he absolutely 'nailed that handpass 4 or 5 years ago'