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The weird, the funny, the downright annoying. I wanna hear them all, because there might be a few I've missed.

Ones I hear ~20 times a game
  • "That contest was like synchronised swimming... without the peg"
  • "Thumps the pigskin!"
And plenty more I can't think of right now. Then there's that weird one you occasionally hear Richo says about someone "putting fire under my butt". And all his kooky Instagram motivational quotes that he says at the start of each quarter.

The weirdest one I've heard so far that actually made me chuckle was said randomly in the third quarter of a career mode game I just played. Dennis – "get that weak shitake mushrooms out of here!"

So yeah... what are your favourites?
 
I like how Dennis still endlessly repeats the same lines he did 10+ years ago.

"Casanova would be jealous of that pick-up!"

"That play was about as high-tech as a campfire!"

"More bounce than a dodgy cheque!"
 
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NinjaSwan said:
I like how Dennis still endlessly repeats the same lines he did 10+ years ago.

"Casanova would be jealous of that pick-up!"

"That play was about as high-tech as a campfire!"

"More bounce than a dodgy cheque!"
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When he's on song, he sings a very good song
 

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Gibbsy said:
Lmao I surely thought if there was one thing you could criticise then it would be the commentary
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its not that far removed from regular commentary in a real game, with all the witty lines included...

it's not fully intuitive, but it's not bad, it's pretty good..
 
I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.
 
Mootsy said:
its not that far removed from regular commentary in a real game, with all the witty lines included...

it's not fully intuitive, but it's not bad, it's pretty good..
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C'mon mate. Its horrible. By far sounds are the worst part of this game.
 

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Senor Ed said:
I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.
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He pronounces Blicavs really weird too.
 
Senor Ed said:
I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.
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Richo pronounces it correctly strangely enough.
 
I'd imagine the O'Meara/O'Mara thing simply is there being a recording for both names and Dennis has been coded to use the wrong one for O'Meara. A simple programming mistake, not Dennis saying the name wrong.
 
I don't think this applies for the O'Mara situation, but are there other players where the editing of the sound clip ruins the name?

For example, they've cut the end of the LeCras clip so it sounds almost like LeCrack, stops so abruptly after the Cr sound. Any others?
 

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