Fixture AFL House trying to slowdown Geelong - fines for "failure to lodge"

[Geelong Dynasty]

How many years before you catch up to us on 16 flags?

Happened in 2011. When do you reckon the baggers will catch us on 17?

 

[frggr]

How many years before you catch up to us on 16 flags?

Friend, we already have 17

 

[frggr]

Friend, we already have 17

Oh dear, someone's mad. The Divvy reacts have come out

 

[V23]

Happened in 2011. When do you reckon the baggers will catch us on 17?

Friend, we already have 17

 

[frggr]

V_23 are you #eco?

 

[V23]

V_23 are you #eco?

This isn't the 'Ask a Supporter Fred', D/H

 

[catscratchfever]

How many years before you catch up to us on 16 flags?

More than likely way before your mob ever win another one. Hiring Voss the Boss of Loss in the first place is merely a symptom of the greater malaise that has afflicted Cartoon, probably since its inception. The Cardboards are a self-entitled joke of a club. Sure, live it up on premierships from back in the the days of b&w TV if that's your thing, but in the real (AFL) world (which is the only one you've lived through iirc), Carton's record is mediocre at best (unless you count being winners at cheating)

 

[V23]

Got three cat flogs on the hook at once

 

[catscratchfever]

Got three cat flogs on the hook at once

Got one blues flog playing with his toys

But do continue

#30yearsoftears

 

[frggr]

This isn't the 'Ask a Supporter Fred', D/H

are we not allowed to ask questions of our Bay comrades?

 

[FootyLad0]

are we not allowed to ask questions of our Bay comrades?

Silence you facist enemy of the state

 

[STPer18]

Anyway, just glad that's over with. Let's get back to the footy, shall we?

 

[Mofra]

Ahhhh, not the frickin' wet lettuce leaf!

Little bitches at AFL house prostrate themselves before their Geelong overlords - again.

"We could only find one of the women with a sponsored car".

Baaaahahahahahahaha!

Fatso ate the roof?

 

[frggr]

Anyway, just glad that's over with. Let's get back to the footy, shall we?

South Australian plates for a South Australian lad - the influence of the Geelong Football Club cannot be understated!

 

[frggr]

Fatso ate the roof?

I know you're upset right now, but body shaming won't make you feel better

 

[Purple Suit]

Anyway, just glad that's over with. Let's get back to the footy, shall we?

As if that’s a tent, it’s full of cash.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

It's fine guys, the AFL already looked into it, they asked for photos and all and they realized there's nothing to see here.

 

[frggr]

It's fine guys, the AFL already looked into it, they asked for photos and all and they realized there's nothing to see here.

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Caro's next column:

"Are Geelong collaborating with Nazis?"

She'd go on about all the blond haired, strong, tall, aryan looking players etc

 

[frggr]

As if that’s a tent, it’s full of cash.

and titles to large swathes of premium ocean-front property

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

This reminds me of when Dank and the weapon had all the haters lining up to rejoice in our undoing.

But they forget one thing

 

[STPer18]

This reminds me of when Dank and the weapon had all the haters lining up to rejoice in our undoing.

But they forget one thing








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"The cheat code doesn't exis-"

 

[V23]

"The cheat code doesn't exis-"

How many games at your cheat ground, GOOMBA?

 

[frggr]

Caro reporting that while Geelong and the AFL agree that Geelong have done "nothing wrong", Geelong will be fined for their failure to lodge details of third party deals on time or at all in some cases (for example, a senior AFLW player getting a sponsor car).

Previously the Lions and Bulldogs have been fined for similar things.

Thankfully, Geelong's Premiere Asian Sauce Sponsor, Lee Kum Kee(TM) have worked out a deal to supply AFL HQ with a sauce selection of equivalent value.

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(The aforementioned sponsors car)

Speaking from the "Walkie-Talkie" building in London (recently purchased by the company for $1.8b) Lee Kum Kee CEO, Charlie Lee said:

"We know Mr Dillon enjoys an Asian sidedish or two and we are very happy to provide him with a range of condiments to take his Asian enjoyment to the next level.

Mr Patrick Dangerfield from the AFLM team attended our board meeting last week to inform us of the developments and we are happy to provide assistance."

Mr Lee also took the opportunity to announce the release of a limited edition Oisin Sauce in honour of AFL football's best tagger, Oisin Mullin:

"Mr Mullin has shown the world what a chip scab Nicholas Daicos is. We appreciate his efforts in uncovering the fraud conducted by the Collingwood Football Club and are releasing a special sauce as thanks for ensuring the integrity of our great game."

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Mr Chris Lee, CEO, Lee Kum Kee

News just in.

Andrew Dillon has announced special dispensation so that Mr Chris Lee's sons can be eligible as Father-Son selections for Geelong <3

Thanks Andy!

 

[frggr]

How many games at your cheat ground, GOOMBA?

10 this year (6 still to come).

Edging ever closer to playing all homes games at the greatest regional stadium in the country

How many games are you guys playing at Marvel?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I am so sick of all these Geelong sprinklers and pop up hacks and flogs that I will be spamming every Geelong Thread now with NBA and other off topic crap until the Cotton On Cretins get the message

Shai Gilgeous-Alexandar of the Oklahoma City Thunder is the first Canadian player to win MVP since Steve Nash and the 7th Foreign player to win the NBA's Most Valuable Player, breaking Nikola Jokic's stranglehold on the award.

Also

#GaryAblettBelongsInJail

Got plenty more juice facts and anecdotes to come on current and future Geelong Freds

#ElmerStud007
#LicensedToSpam