After a whole weekend of banging broads and making a crapload of money I needed a change of pace, my research on Aker unearthed some interdasting things.
Cliffs:
- Troll with an IP 110.175.54.123 writes: “Aker spends his day trolling bulldogs players” on Aker’s Wikipedia.
- Aker is warned on twitter
- Immediately goes to change it
- Humble Aker makes some funny additions along the way
Full Story:
- Person informs Aker of a bizarre line on Aker’s wiki to him on twitter.
- Troll with an IP 110.175.54.123 writes: “Aker spends his day trolling bulldogs players”
- As you can see 2 hours prior to 6:30pm is roughly 4:30pm, Aker says he will fix it!
- If you go into the history page of Jason Akermanis page history, magically at 4:38pm there is a bunch of edits by a single IP address 120.148.20.108, this is Akermanis’ IP address and now we can find his edits!
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jason_Akermanis&limit=100&action=history
Things aker does:
1. Undoes the “troll bulldogs players” quote
2. Makes a huge edit in “off field controversy” section, to portray himself as a Saint and an upstanding citizen; he removes the following lines:
§Claiming "an opposing player" was using performance-enhancing drugs; a comment that was linked by the media toWest Coast Eagles'Michael Braun(though Akermanis never said who he was referring to), who was cleared after an investigation by theAustralian Sports Anti-Doping Authority,[11]which led to claims that Akermanis had lied.
§Claiming Jim Stynes was "a nasty man in his day", was treated as a "demi-god", and questioned his deservedness to receive a state funeral just two days after Stynes' death.[12]
3. Oh wait poor aker, people don’t want to talk to me and the stories in the media about his sacking weren’t portrayed correctly, let’s change this. Aker adds in the following content:
§In 2012 is was discovered that the real reason Akermanis was sacked was because two players Robert Murphy and Ben Hudson told senior officials that they didn't want to play with Akermanis again because he would talk to them around the club.[6]
4. Hmm the CV is not looking good, I am not getting much jobs atm, I need to add more skills, I KNOW lets add the following.. I also speak “…..
§Japanese.[18]
Well I know sayonara and konichiwa so that counts.
5. Hey now, letting people know that every single person that works with me detests me is not good, time to change some things:
§On 27 July 2006 it was reported that the coaching panel and senior playing group had voted unanimously (12–0) to not allow him back into the club.
To this
§On 27 July 2006 it was reported that the coaching panel and senior playing group had voted to not allow him back into the club.
6. Hmmmm, this article does not flatter me enough, those ****ing bulldogs players know nothing about a champion team, let the public know team winning is my “thing”. I am also the most “winningest player”, don’t worry people won’t call me out on it, I can speak Jap and Spanish. Let’s add the following:
§He retired from the AFL as the most winningest player ever in the AFL system with 192 wins from 325 games. He also holds the most AFL finals with 28. He hold the highest number inside forward 50's in 2004 and the second highest inside 50's in a game. It seems team and winning are his thing. [6]
7. Cant let the public think I am a deadbeat, I can still generate revenue for you, you MUST employ me!. My performances are also stunning mind you. Time to activate my topic changing trump card, full stop new subject full stop. “.Racing.”. Adds the following:
§To date he has played for 19 different country clubs making on average $15,000 to $120,000 for each club while making one off games. RACING. Aker has been racing 125cc and 250 National Superkarts coming 2nd in the Australian karting Championships in Morwell 2012 in the Heavy class (180kg). From there he was invited to take part in the Sydney Motorsport Park meet in the Aussie Racing cars. Finishing 14th from 25 and a stunning 11 seconds faster than the Friday practice times. He has been to ask to test a V8 supercar in November. He also finshed 3rd in the Victorian State titles at Phillip Island for the Superkart National title. He won the 3rd and 4th heat put a DNF in race 2 cost him the title.
8. Oh Ben Hudson and Robert Murphy those ****ing flower pot men, also I think I need to reiterate I got sacked again in the same paragraph, THE INJUSTICE, the club chose 2 plodders over a champ like me. Adds the following:
§They then said to senior club officials it is him or us. The clubs decided to sack Akermanis.
Cliffs:
- Troll with an IP 110.175.54.123 writes: “Aker spends his day trolling bulldogs players” on Aker’s Wikipedia.
- Aker is warned on twitter
- Immediately goes to change it
- Humble Aker makes some funny additions along the way
Full Story:
- Person informs Aker of a bizarre line on Aker’s wiki to him on twitter.
- Troll with an IP 110.175.54.123 writes: “Aker spends his day trolling bulldogs players”
- As you can see 2 hours prior to 6:30pm is roughly 4:30pm, Aker says he will fix it!
- If you go into the history page of Jason Akermanis page history, magically at 4:38pm there is a bunch of edits by a single IP address 120.148.20.108, this is Akermanis’ IP address and now we can find his edits!
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jason_Akermanis&limit=100&action=history
Things aker does:
1. Undoes the “troll bulldogs players” quote
2. Makes a huge edit in “off field controversy” section, to portray himself as a Saint and an upstanding citizen; he removes the following lines:
§Claiming "an opposing player" was using performance-enhancing drugs; a comment that was linked by the media toWest Coast Eagles'Michael Braun(though Akermanis never said who he was referring to), who was cleared after an investigation by theAustralian Sports Anti-Doping Authority,[11]which led to claims that Akermanis had lied.
§Claiming Jim Stynes was "a nasty man in his day", was treated as a "demi-god", and questioned his deservedness to receive a state funeral just two days after Stynes' death.[12]
3. Oh wait poor aker, people don’t want to talk to me and the stories in the media about his sacking weren’t portrayed correctly, let’s change this. Aker adds in the following content:
§In 2012 is was discovered that the real reason Akermanis was sacked was because two players Robert Murphy and Ben Hudson told senior officials that they didn't want to play with Akermanis again because he would talk to them around the club.[6]
4. Hmm the CV is not looking good, I am not getting much jobs atm, I need to add more skills, I KNOW lets add the following.. I also speak “…..
§Japanese.[18]
Well I know sayonara and konichiwa so that counts.
5. Hey now, letting people know that every single person that works with me detests me is not good, time to change some things:
§On 27 July 2006 it was reported that the coaching panel and senior playing group had voted unanimously (12–0) to not allow him back into the club.
To this
§On 27 July 2006 it was reported that the coaching panel and senior playing group had voted to not allow him back into the club.
6. Hmmmm, this article does not flatter me enough, those ****ing bulldogs players know nothing about a champion team, let the public know team winning is my “thing”. I am also the most “winningest player”, don’t worry people won’t call me out on it, I can speak Jap and Spanish. Let’s add the following:
§He retired from the AFL as the most winningest player ever in the AFL system with 192 wins from 325 games. He also holds the most AFL finals with 28. He hold the highest number inside forward 50's in 2004 and the second highest inside 50's in a game. It seems team and winning are his thing. [6]
7. Cant let the public think I am a deadbeat, I can still generate revenue for you, you MUST employ me!. My performances are also stunning mind you. Time to activate my topic changing trump card, full stop new subject full stop. “.Racing.”. Adds the following:
§To date he has played for 19 different country clubs making on average $15,000 to $120,000 for each club while making one off games. RACING. Aker has been racing 125cc and 250 National Superkarts coming 2nd in the Australian karting Championships in Morwell 2012 in the Heavy class (180kg). From there he was invited to take part in the Sydney Motorsport Park meet in the Aussie Racing cars. Finishing 14th from 25 and a stunning 11 seconds faster than the Friday practice times. He has been to ask to test a V8 supercar in November. He also finshed 3rd in the Victorian State titles at Phillip Island for the Superkart National title. He won the 3rd and 4th heat put a DNF in race 2 cost him the title.
8. Oh Ben Hudson and Robert Murphy those ****ing flower pot men, also I think I need to reiterate I got sacked again in the same paragraph, THE INJUSTICE, the club chose 2 plodders over a champ like me. Adds the following:
§They then said to senior club officials it is him or us. The clubs decided to sack Akermanis.
