Alias's

[Damir Dokic]

duck take leef from book of mi brudda slobodan, him rejister 43 different name. people at senterlink in sant albans make face with beeg surprise when see man come in 3 times a day.

er......him mi tvin brudda, say slobodan. er....and him too!

if you needink money duck, damir reckon maybe you make a hit CD like damir

damir new seengle come out next veek "noboddy likes, noboddy likes, noboddy likes a bosnian"

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by Damir Dokic
duck take leef from book of mi brudda slobodan, him rejister 43 different name. people at senterlink in sant albans make face with beeg surprise when see man come in 3 times a day.

er......him mi tvin brudda, say slobodan. er....and him too!

if you needink money duck, damir reckon maybe you make a hit CD like damir

damir new seengle come out next veek "noboddy likes, noboddy likes, noboddy likes a bosnian"

Or live of your daughters minimal prize money???

 

[Duck Smuth]

Originally posted by Damir Dokic
duck take leef from book of mi brudda slobodan, him rejister 43 different name. people at senterlink in sant albans make face with beeg surprise when see man come in 3 times a day.

er......him mi tvin brudda, say slobodan. er....and him too!

if you needink money duck, damir reckon maybe you make a hit CD like damir

damir new seengle come out next veek "noboddy likes, noboddy likes, noboddy likes a bosnian"

Thut's fintistic advice Domir! You might just have saved Duck Smuth from ibjuct poverty.

DUCK SMUTH SUNGS THE HUTS

10 Clissic trucks on one compict disc, from such great New Zulland pirformirs such us Splut Unz und Noisewirks, us wull us miny fibulous unternitional artists:

Sux Months Un A Leaky Boat - Splut Unz
Shuld've Known Bitter - Ruchard Marx
Hut Chulli Wiman - Noisewirks
Read My Lups - Milissa
Umiricun Trulogy - Ilvus Prusley
Lit's Put The Ix In Six - Kuss
Bully, Don't Lose My Number - Phul Colluns
Sux Rubbons - John Unglish
Ruspuctuble - Mul Und Kum
I'm Too Suxy - Right Sud Frud

Out now from Dumtel.

 

[topdon]

LMAO!!!!

 

[SeinDude]

Duck Smuth,

That was very funny... reminds me of when my friend George Costanza had to do this speech to the people at his work (at New York Yankees) on Risk Management, but somehow his speech got mixed up with a comedy bit about Ovaltine and why it isn't just called Roundtine!! Needless to say, it was very funny, although George wasn't very impressed!!

Do they have stand up comedians over there in New Zealand?? I was thinking of coming over some time... I'm trying to convince George to buy the plane tickets on his credit card, but he is very tight with money!!

Anyway, must be off now... Kramer is once again raiding my fridge for more food!!

Regards,
Jerry

Comedian
New York - USA

 

[The Power Guy]

Originally posted by PC28


Lomu, Umunga, Christian...

Wellington ARE the All Blacks

Well then the All Blacks are gonna loose!

 

[PC28]

Originally posted by The Power Guy


Well then the All Blacks are gonna loose!

That would be fine by me, just love watching Hurricane's play

 

[The Power Guy]

Either way, it's all good, I just want the waratahs to do well this year... I've had enough of heartbreak!