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The Allies moved quickly to take the club out of the dismal failure of the Dipper years & to re-assert their dominance with a new & proven captain.

New recruit Rave Slave takes over the running of the Test side in a move that can only improve the club's chances of taking home the 2007 premiership.

Former Allies captain Dipper conceded that 'ultimatley my tenure as Allies captain was based on arrogance, self regard, a lack of respect for the opposition, the competition, the game of fantasy cricket in general & even my own teammates.It's a recipe that lifted one premiership but that floundered as time went on.We became more than a cricket club, we became a Hollywood soap opera, merely winning cricket matches was never enough for us, we wanted to sign every star player, to dominate every discussion, to outsledge every opponent, to make more people cry & doubt themselves than any other club could manage, we wanted to humiliate our opponents & humiliate our own players who weren't good enough.
But at the end our dominance of the competition became unhealthy & it had to stop.
For my failure to lead us to our goals I have no option to fall on my sword, it's a matter of honour that to some is seen as a sign of weakness but as only FBF seems to understand without personal integrity we are nothing.

I wish to thank the many fine players who've been part of our winning culture over the years, there's been a steady stream of champions wearing the Baggy Pink & I've no doubts that if everyone stays on board then our list for 2007 is our best ever, for the first time we can put out an XI of pure international players.Despite the failure of our 2006 camapaign we were the Test minor premiers & finished 2nd in the one dayers, whether we choked in the finals or were cut down by outside influeneces, we shall never know but we can be proud of our regular season form.

I urge you all to get behind Rave, he's the real deal as a captain.Hilly was of course next in line but he turned the job down, he'll stay on as our one day leader.The decision to go with Rave was based on the fact that we need someone who can keep the side together, who can lead from the front, fight our corner in the murky political world of BFFC administration & of course he's a proven tactical innovator.
He's a lot like me except he's not such a c*** & he probably won't criticise you all as much I did.To be honest I couldn't stand any of you,the only one I liked was ant, you were all just pawns in a game being played in my head & it was a monumental effort to be as polite to you all as I was.So my advice is to for you all to stay on & for Craig Ryan to still come accross, I know that Rave is mad keen to get you on board & bat one side of you in the order.

As for me I've joined DE & I'm gonna beat that bunch of losers into a winning finals making outfit if it kills me.'
 
Last year i told you that rave wouldn't last 6 months. As usual i was right.

Rave will totally destroy the allies and then abandoned them in there time of need.
If anyone needs an example of this behaviour, see the KCC 2006.

BB Gun > Rave + Dipper, not that, that means much.
 

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The Allies moved quickly to take the club out of the dismal failure of the Dipper years & to re-assert their dominance with a new & proven captain.

New recruit Rave Slave takes over the running of the Test side in a move that can only improve the club's chances of taking home the 2007 premiership.

Former Allies captain Dipper conceded that 'ultimatley my tenure as Allies captain was based on arrogance, self regard, a lack of respect for the opposition, the competition, the game of fantasy cricket in general & even my own teammates.It's a recipe that lifted one premiership but that floundered as time went on.We became more than a cricket club, we became a Hollywood soap opera, merely winning cricket matches was never enough for us, we wanted to sign every star player, to dominate every discussion, to outsledge every opponent, to make more people cry & doubt themselves than any other club could manage, we wanted to humiliate our opponents & humiliate our own players who weren't good enough.
But at the end our dominance of the competition became unhealthy & it had to stop.
For my failure to lead us to our goals I have no option to fall on my sword, it's a matter of honour that to some is seen as a sign of weakness but as only FBF seems to understand without personal integrity we are nothing.

I wish to thank the many fine players who've been part of our winning culture over the years, there's been a steady stream of champions wearing the Baggy Pink & I've no doubts that if everyone stays on board then our list for 2007 is our best ever, for the first time we can put out an XI of pure international players.Despite the failure of our 2006 camapaign we were the Test minor premiers & finished 2nd in the one dayers, whether we choked in the finals or were cut down by outside influeneces, we shall never know but we can be proud of our regular season form.

I urge you all to get behind Rave, he's the real deal as a captain.Hilly was of course next in line but he turned the job down, he'll stay on as our one day leader.The decision to go with Rave was based on the fact that we need someone who can keep the side together, who can lead from the front, fight our corner in the murky political world of BFFC administration & of course he's a proven tactical innovator.
He's a lot like me except he's not such a c*** & he probably won't criticise you all as much I did.To be honest I couldn't stand any of you,the only one I liked was ant, you were all just pawns in a game being played in my head & it was a monumental effort to be as polite to you all as I was.So my advice is to for you all to stay on & for Craig Ryan to still come accross, I know that Rave is mad keen to get you on board & bat one side of you in the order.

As for me I've joined DE & I'm gonna beat that bunch of losers into a winning finals making outfit if it kills me.'

Welcome. Dipper you are my hero.
 
Wow - Hilly satisfied with that deal? I'd have thought he would have secured a spot at the head of a class side?

I guess co-compering with Rave would be an experience though. I have to say that while it is a pretty big shift in direction, Rave should prove to be an outstanding choice of leader. Was top class at KCC until the banning - and I have to say I'm suprised he didn't stick that one out.

And while it was on the cards a long time ago, it makes it clearer FBF's choice to go to Allies, since he was Rave's right hand man at KCC. A good team (although I assume FBF slotting into the rank and file).
 
This is how I feel it went down:

*Dipper announces retirement as captain purely because he wants Rave and FBF at the Allies, he is very reluctant.

*Hilly hears news second hand from a leakage, then speaks with Dipper about potentially being captain.

*Dipper says that he wants Rave and FBF at the Allies and that he is going to give Rave the captaincy, no matter what you think about it.

*Hilly is feeling very low and rejected.

Well yeah Im pretty bored.
 

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This is all a game.

Dippy hasn't gone anywhere and will reume the captaincy to keep CR.

I haven't a clue how Allies players feel about the crap that is going on.

I guess that Dippy knows that it's a fair while until next season and playing the 'mindlevider'.

Well one thing I can congratulate hinm for is stimulating interest, but it would have been better at season end. No way will he be anything else but an Allie, and in control as well
 
So there you have it team captains. Fail to win a flag and you should resign.
We're looking at 10 resignations by season end.:rolleyes: Make sure we don't lose CC :D

Fail to make a garnd final with the squad they have, and something is very wrong.
 

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