Andrew Carrazzo having kids...does this mean...

[Carbine Chaos]

...he's only soft on the field? Expecting triplets, maybe they will be named '2002', '2005', and '2006'?

And how long until his children goes down his path? Straight away?

Or save they save it for their awkward teenage years when they are considering whether to followe their mother and Bryce Squibbs into the proud tradition of being the first females to play for Carltank?

But srsly...congrats. Future mother-daughter picks, very proud day for a very proud club.

 

[yibbida]

Meth still kicking in from yesterday?

 

[Poseidon]

If this thread was on fire I wouldn't piss on it.

 

[DTRAIN87]

LOL'D at the OP.

 

[Hodgepodge]

As long as he doesn't eat a potato ever again. Judd's watching.

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Meth still kicking in from yesterday?

Saving it for next week for when we kick you out of finals, friend.

 

[thurmanmunson]

Saving it for next week for when we kick you out of finals, friend.

I don't get the pics of those kids you used - are you saying that Carrazzo knocked up a black woman? Those kids look like mulattos.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Is it because carrots are orange?

 

[Starburns_]

...he's only soft on the field? Expecting triplets, maybe they will be named '2002', '2005', and '2006'?

Why not "2009", "2010", and "2011"?