Annoying whinges neighbours have...

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

2day our bloody Indian neighbours came over and told us that our grass is growing into their property MWAHAHHAHA and that they have to weed their garden Then of course on my walk i bumped into them and got given a greasy despite me smiling at the sour bitch. We have also had a 17 year long argument with the neighbours on the other side over our water going onto their property when it rains. We still don't talk to them. Obviously they think we are mother nature. What are some stupid whinges your neighbours have presented u with?

 

[mantis]

My neighbours know better than whinge to me.

 

[Haggis McHaggis]

There's a pompous old pommy bloke 2 doors down, we live at the bottom of a cul-de-sac so it's a tight sorta area and everyone at least knows everyone. This bloke is whinging personified. The neighbour in between us and the whinger has a tree on his own property that he wanted to remove so he could keep his caravan back in his property and out of sight. Being the courteous kinda bloke he is, our neighbour goes over and asks the whinger if he'd mind. He was told he would be taken to court, through the council and through anyone he could to revoke it. Nevermind the trees he has in his front yard overhanging powerlines that he refuses to have cut back despite the requests of the single, paraplegic woman living on the other side of him waiting for her powerlines to come thrashing down...
Oh and apparently clapping too loud is illegal.. We had a bit of a get together on one evening and were having a few drinks. My mother, having a rare chance to let her hair down, had the dodgy old AM music happenin and was having a good ol clap and singalong when once again the whinger bangs on the door and threatens legal action. The old man, being a slight less accomodating than the bloke next door gave him a few words to think about and politely reminded him he used to shoot people for a living.. We've not heard much out of him since then but I'm guessing it's only a matter of time.

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by mantis
My neighbours know better than whinge to me. (insert an evil looking smiley here).

Will this one do Mantis ?

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by JUBJUB
Will this one do Mantis ?

Perfect thanks Jubby.

 

[jim boy]

Originally posted by Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk
2day our bloody Indian neighbours came over and told us that our grass is growing into their property MWAHAHHAHA and that they have to weed their garden Then of course on my walk i bumped into them and got given a greasy despite me smiling at the sour bitch. We have also had a 17 year long argument with the neighbours on the other side over our water going onto their property when it rains. We still don't talk to them. Obviously they think we are mother nature. What are some stupid whinges your neighbours have presented u with?

I hate rehashing clichés and I mean this in the nicest possible way, but pot, kettle, black.

 

[Macca19]

Re: Re: Annoying whinges neighbours have...

One of our neighbours are the Satan family i swear.

They have this massive black brick fence around their house, a black gate that opens into their front yard. They have the speaker thing going too where you press the buzzer and they ask who it is. The house itself is black (Black roof, black windows, black bricks). They ahve 3 kids. I think ive seen those kids....4 times in the 16 or so years weve lived next to them. Ive seen the parents about...8 times in the last 5 years.

God knows what the hell they do in their black house.

 

[myee8]

Originally posted by Haggis McHaggis
There's a pompous old pommy bloke 2 doors down, we live at the bottom of a cul-de-sac so it's a tight sorta area and everyone at least knows everyone. This bloke is whinging personified....

Sounds like a stereotypical whinging pom.

I look forward to seeing some of you... on either ACA or TT!

 

[Stealth bomber]

I'm pretty sure the house across the street is a brothel, or at least acts as one on occasion.

On Friday, about 20 cars show up, some expensive and with interstate license plates, most of which are pimped out with dice and neon lights and Earth-shaking sound systems. They park all over the lawn. People pretty much come and go all weekend, then on Sunday afternoon they all disappear. Nobody who goes in or out is older than 25.

We aren't sure who actually lives there; they never seem to be home any other time of the week.

Police helicopters with search lights have flown directly over this house several times in the past few months.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

we r even angrier at them today especially being christmas and all so mum and i have decided to do an Osbournes and throw sh1t over at them and run their sorry arses back to India

 

[Mooster7]

Stealth: Sounds more like a dope house than a brothel. I know there aren't nearly as many guns in Australia as there are in the States, but I'd steer clear of that place.

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Spider: A large faction of Indians revere the cow. They believe cows are reincarnated aspects of their deceased relatives. Here's what you do:

Make an enormous beef sandwich.
Take it over to the neighbors
Say, "I think your grandmother has something to say to you."
Now use the sandwich like a ventriloquist puppet. Make it say,

"Help! Help! She's going to eat me."

Eat the sandwich.

Hope that helps.

 

[catgirl2002]

we live in a block of three flats, our neighbour in the middle is a good neighbour, but the woman in the first flat is driving us nuts! She plays her music at full level (we are able to hear it in our flat with all the doors and windows shut), she gives us the finger whenever we go out, she slams doors like clockwork at 7am every morning, gives our visitors glares and recently has started throwing stones at the neigbourhood children.

We have been here for 2 and a half years, but we are moving for two reasons:

1) outgrown the flat
2) cannot put up with her crap anymore

Keep smiling
Jennifer

 

[Lorelei]

Originally posted by Stealth bomber
I'm pretty sure the house across the street is a brothel, or at least acts as one on occasion.

On Friday, about 20 cars show up, some expensive and with interstate license plates, most of which are pimped out with dice and neon lights and Earth-shaking sound systems. They park all over the lawn. People pretty much come and go all weekend, then on Sunday afternoon they all disappear. Nobody who goes in or out is older than 25.

We aren't sure who actually lives there; they never seem to be home any other time of the week.

Police helicopters with search lights have flown directly over this house several times in the past few months.

LMAO - is it just me or does this sound like Football Park?

Jen

 

[BluesBabe666]

Havent had any run-ins with ours, knock on wood. Next door neighbour (Greek Priest that hocks up in backyard) has a sign up written on cardboard in his front garden (looks like its been there for years, its hanging up on his lemon tree) and it says :
DO NOT STEAL LEMONS
DO NOT TRESPASS
YOU ARE BEING WATCHED

 

[David O'Leary]

My neighbours are small minded racists who feel the need to mention a person's nationality/faith when describing them. Filth.

 

[BluesBabe666]

I hope that wasnt directed at me. If he was an Aussie Priest i would have called him that, i just think he has earned the right to be called more than just "the old bloke next door".. not that i need to explain myself to you or anyone else.