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The most successful club at submarining in the past is, hands down, Hawthorn. You might remember (or actually, probably don't - that is its genius!) that from part-way through 2004 onwards when Clarkson took over, Hawthorn was TERRIBLE - weirdly terrible. In 2005, over 700 games of experience left the club, and it became all about playing the kids. Despite Hodge having a breakout season, the Hawks failed miserably in 2005. In 2006, they were at one point 5-13. During this time, they used the consequent low picks to get Roughead, Franklin, etc. But by 2007, they had finished 5th, and of course in 2008, won the Bradbury premiership. And the person largely attributed with their climb to greatness was... none other than our own, Christopher Pelchen. The 2004/05 seasons break saw a string of big-name senior players leave, including players that are very reminiscient of Brendan Goddard. But by being subtle in their tanking - submarining - they got themselves a premiership, without all the recriminations other tanking clubs have.
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What a pisser.As we live a life of ease,
Every one of us has all we need,
Sky of blue, and sea green,
In our red white and black submarine.
Haha!

My thesis is simple. To submarine, you need to look like you're still trying to be serious, while deliberately finding a subtle, unnoticeable way to guarantee losing. The easiest way to do that, is to play all your stars, except those that might win ball. Whatever happens, don't pick inside mids. It doesn't matter how talented your players are, if you're always second to the footy, you are virtually guaranteed to lose. Hell, Watters nearly managed to orchestrate a loss against Carlton.
Count how many full-time, serious inside mids we went into the Doggies game with:
That's it, friends. Three players, two of which were only half suitable to the role. Compare that to other teams. Since Hayes was left out, we have systematically eradicated, one by one, dedicated inside midfielders. Hayes was out, then instead of replacing him with an inside mid, we took Jones out when he'd been a major inside midfielder this year. Then we took Armitage out, and put Jones in... as a tagger. Joey and Dal have always been all-round mids, not great inside ball winners.
- Steven.
- Ross (a kid).
- Hayes (way underdone).
It is a surefire recipe for losing. It is also far too clever for the media to notice.
The problem? No matter how subtle it is, we are still training our youth to lose, and to think that losing is okay. St Kilda has fought for nearly 20 years to get itself out of the mess of being the rabble, the losers with the losing culture. Watters is going to send us right back down the toilet.
i'm not so sure he is. he put the kids in a position to win that game, they didnt, but they sure did give it everything they had. players like dal santo and jones hurt us. dal's 0 tackles for instance.
they will learn from it. watters just needs more time and more cattle.
My thesis is simple. To submarine, you need to look like you're still trying to be serious, while deliberately finding a subtle, unnoticeable way to guarantee losing. The easiest way to do that, is to play all your stars, except those that might win ball. Whatever happens, don't pick inside mids. It doesn't matter how talented your players are, if you're always second to the footy, you are virtually guaranteed to lose. Hell, Watters nearly managed to orchestrate a loss against Carlton.
Count how many full-time, serious inside mids we went into the Doggies game with:
That's it, friends. Three players, two of which were only half suitable to the role. Compare that to other teams. Since Hayes was left out, we have systematically eradicated, one by one, dedicated inside midfielders. Hayes was out, then instead of replacing him with an inside mid, we took Jones out when he'd been a major inside midfielder this year. Then we took Armitage out, and put Jones in... as a tagger. Joey and Dal have always been all-round mids, not great inside ball winners.
- Steven.
- Ross (a kid).
- Hayes (way underdone).
It is a surefire recipe for losing. It is also far too clever for the media to notice.
The problem? No matter how subtle it is, we are still training our youth to lose, and to think that losing is okay. St Kilda has fought for nearly 20 years to get itself out of the mess of being the rabble, the losers with the losing culture. Watters is going to send us right back down the toilet.
Are there still concessionaire draft picks for finishing below five wins or whatever the magic number is?
Pretty much, yep.But you have??
Please read your own sig, in particular the part about a missing colour.
Absolutely, L_W_P. Why do you think I'm so ticked. I expect this kind of underhanded incompetence from Melbourne, Carlton and Essendon. I do NOT expect it of St Kilda. We may have a history of not winning, but we also have a history of integrity - in fact, it's precisely because we have taken the high ground that we have often suffered at the hands of clubs like Carlton, who played dirty and got flags for it. I don't want us to fight dirty.But you have??
Please read your own sig, in particular the part about a missing colour.

Loved Scotty on 360 tonight. Gave em nothin and still had Robbo eating out of his hands. By the end Robbo was agreeing with his man management and had to resort to the 'Trade Dal' talk to try and get a reaction.
Scotty just smiled, like that one kid in class who knows he can do all the work but would rather shit stir the teacher instead hahaha![]()
Loved Scotty on 360 tonight. Gave em nothin and still had Robbo eating out of his hands. By the end Robbo was agreeing with his man management and had to resort to the 'Trade Dal' talk to try and get a reaction.
Scotty just smiled, like that one kid in class who knows he can do all the work but would rather shit stir the teacher instead hahaha![]()
One sure-fire way to ensure you lose, is to keep playing all the best players... except in the middle. It doesn't matter how amazing your forwards, backs, or outside mids are. If you can't get the pill from the start, you are 90% of the way to losing. Deliberately not picking available clearance specialists like Ledger, Curren, and Jones, is far more subtle than dropping all the senior players, but is just as sure-fire a way to lose. I have, up to this point, thought that not selecting them was simply negligent, or prejudiced against those particular players. But submarining is another possibility.
Sam Fisher missed the majority of preseason & his fitness isn't at it's usual level, hence he's not been that great. But hey, we'll make him the whipping boy even though he made Liam Jones completely redundant last week. Give the guy a bloody break people!I think you are mistaken (deluded )with respect to how you think we are deliberately not playing some players in order to lose games.
IMO the Club and coaches started the year full on trying/wanting to win...but we have to put it bluntly been crap.
Some injuries to key players have not helped. But poor form is the main reason. I mean just look at Sam Fisher who is meant to be an elite player.
I think most of our older players are dispirited and are just going through the motions. And the younger ones are mainly still too raw.
More recently winning has been abandoned as the No 1 priority and the coaches have now swapped to cycling through the younger players. However they are mixing them with a solid group of older players to avoid blow-outs, as blow-outs teach nothing, but may inspire bad habits, including lack of effort.
Agree with all that except for the bit about Sam Fisher. I think it's pretty clear that he is playing injured.I think you are mistaken (deluded )with respect to how you think we are deliberately not playing some players in order to lose games.
IMO the Club and coaches started the year full on trying/wanting to win...but we have to put it bluntly been crap.
Some injuries to key players have not helped. But poor form is the main reason. I mean just look at Sam Fisher who is meant to be an elite player.
More recently winning has been abandoned as the No 1 priority and the coaches have now swapped to cycling through the younger players. However they are mixing them with a solid group of older players to avoid blow-outs, as blow-outs teach nothing, but may inspire bad habits, including lack of effort.
So are we trying to lose? No don't think so. But equally I do not believe that were are doing our utmost to win at present either. IMO, the club for the rest of the year will cycle though a lot of our younger players. The best of them will play a goodly number of games. But most of them will gain at least a couple of games.
Stanley was the one with the job on Jones for the majority of the game last week, not Fisher.But hey, we'll make him the whipping boy even though he made Liam Jones completely redundant last week.
