Think Tank Aristotle Pickett's top 10 Carlton douchebags of all time.

[JustaBattler]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

 

[Triggering Tiger]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

Here's a good example of good ol carltank arrogance right here and why they are hated so much. I hope brissie flog you on Saturday.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

NM OP in a few years or more Richmunt might play finals again...

in the meantime EAD

How's Jack Silvagni working out for you? Testing has confirmed he's the slowest player in the AFL.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

How's Jack Silvagni working out for you? Testing has confirmed he's the slowest player in the AFL.

Total

 

[Cookie]

It was players only

We've had the Dominator and the Penetrator, which brings us to The Eliminator - Jimmy Buckley.

The guy who was driving pissed, 3 times over the limit, hit a taxi, killed one of the passengers, gave the others life threatening injuries, and only in the Carlton way, had all charges dismissed.

(Got me now wondering who Henry Bolte followed.)

 

[JyeDye]

In chronological order:

10/ John Nicholls (1957- 1974)
While playing for Carlton, Nicholls served a three-month jail term at Pentridge Prison in 1960, having been found guilty of embezzling £5,558 (equivalent to A$82,349 in 2018) from the Collins Street Branch of the ES&A Bank and larceny as a servant.

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9/ Wayne Johnson (1979-1990)
Assaulted Helen D'Amico in front of 95,000 people and was just an all round douchebag in general.

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8/ Stephen Silvagni (1985-2001)
Ruined the club with his inept recruiting then refused to go back into the changerooms when his son was playing.
Got sacked as a recruiter and had a huge tantrum .
Also used to break the rules by scragging players behind the ball and push them in the back in marking contests.
Made a fool of himself when Michael Long kicked one of the great final goals.

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Nicholls stole from a bank and you've got that as a douchebag move? Shouldn't even be a crime.

 

[Couch Coach]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Nicholls stole from a bank and you've got that as a douchebag move? Shouldn't even be a crime.

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

I'll accept McCracken for purloining a sheep carcass but I'll keep Hurst for cultivating marajuana off the list.

 

[Saint12]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.

Wanted to google purloin but decided against it...had too much fun imagining what it might mean lol

 

[Triggering Tiger]

1. Thomas McCracken (1886-1888): wandering back to his lodgings one night decided to purloin a sheep carcass.
2. Alex Lang (1906-1917): banned for 99 games, a total of five years.
3. Doug Fraser (1910): suspended for five years, a total of 99 league games.
4. Paul Hurst (1970-1974): two years in jail after being found guilty of the cultivation of marijuana.
5. John Dennis Morice (Little League Coach 1973-1977): a prolific paedophile who was later convicted on numerous occasions for the sexual abuse of schoolboy footballers he coached.
6. David Rhys-Jones (1985-1992): had his number taken by umpires 25 times over his 13-season career.
7. Craig Devonport (1996): defrauded and stole from a Gold Coast sports club.
8. John Elliott (Pres.): "four or five" women were paid about $5000 each during his reign to keep their stories quiet.
9. Heath Cilpitt (1999-2001): alleged rape.
10. Chris Yarran (2009-2015): sentenced to five years in jail.
11. Josh Bootsma (2012-2014): propositioned a young fan for sex within 15 minutes of connecting on social media while girlfriend was pregnant.
12. Luke Sayers (Pres.): PwC tax scandal whilst serving as CEO.