Official Team Thread Baghdad Bandits S19 - Welcome Itsmyshow for Season 20!

[iBeng]

Planning on sneaking another Scratch Match in before season proper. Im thinking the Furies would be a good match up at this stage.

 

[iBeng]

Also planning, in the lead up to Season 19, to release each row of who will play in what position for our first match come Round 1 as well as a write up preview of the coming season!

We finished Season 18 only one goal away from the big dance, losing to the team that would eventually win it in our last game...Im confident Season 19 we can go one step further!

 

[iBeng]

Looking ahead to Season 19 and we have some big milestones coming up!

beez is currently on 135 games and 60 goals, only needing 15 matches to hit his 150!

ThePuppetMaster is on 94, only 6 games from 100 with 43 goals to his name.

Jimmy1992 (COME BACK!) is on 45 games and 30 goals

Don Draper hit and passed 250 games with our two finals matches last season.

Farrand is on 139 and 93 goals, two milestones potentially coming up for him.

eth-dog is on 95 games and 73 goals, he'll look to bring up his 100 early in the season.

Both Shermy and Shermanator should hit 50 games, on 31 and 36 games respectively.

 

[Shermy]

How on earth have I played less than Shermanator? he do a stint back in the day?

 

[iBeng]

How on earth have I played less than Shermanator? he do a stint back in the day?

Trying to suss that out now.

 

[iDon]

Getting old

 

[iBeng]

Getting old

Still plenty of run in your legs though!

 

[okeydoke7]

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[van peebles]

First tome on this board.Got some questions.
How much time and input is needed to join a team?
Like the name of your club,but worried about its leadership.
Can i make my own jumper if i join?
Is there any drugs involved,if not,why not?
Does the team get groupies hanging around?
Do new players get stuck wearing the red vest?
At what stage if i join,can i stab the captain in the back?
If you dont wont me in your team,dont bother telling me.
Kind regards,resting rover.

 

[eth-dog]

First tome on this board.Got some questions.
How much time and input is needed to join a team?
Like the name of your club,but worried about its leadership.
Can i make my own jumper if i join?
Is there any drugs involved,if not,why not?
Does the team get groupies hanging around?
Do new players get stuck wearing the red vest?
At what stage if i join,can i stab the captain in the back?
If you dont wont me in your team,dont bother telling me.
Kind regards,resting rover.

Just a few posts in the match thread each week. The leadership is fine, we have the best FF in the league as captain and a host of experienced players as VC's, including yours truly.

Yes, but our strip for the year has been settled. You can design our training strip though!

Of course there is. Our home ground is a prison.

There are groupies, but I'm married so I don't do anything with them.

Nope, there is no red vest in Qooty.

When you gain enough support.

If you choose us, you get free camels.

 

[van peebles]

Just a few posts in the match thread each week. The leadership is fine, we have the best FF in the league as captain and a host of experienced players as VC's, including yours truly.

Yes, but our strip for the year has been settled. You can design our training strip though!

Of course there is. Our home ground is a prison.

There are groupies, but I'm married so I don't do anything with them.

Nope, there is no red vest in Qooty.

When you gain enough support.

If you choose us, you get free camels.

Shouldnt you ask for my attributes before accepting me as a member?

 

[eth-dog]

Shouldnt you ask for my attributes before accepting me as a member?

Again, our home ground is a prison.

 

[iBeng]

Shouldnt you ask for my attributes before accepting me as a member?

One of our players is 140cm and 150kg. We take anything and anyone!

 

[van peebles]

Again, our home ground is a prison.

My attributes are.
Regular tent in pants.
Narcistic.
Nice hair.
Overpaid.
Refuse to be a team player.
Have a wife that keeps notes.
Can keep secret.
Like small confined places.

 

[eth-dog]

My attributes are.
Regular tent in pants.
Narcistic.
Nice hair.
Overpaid.
Refuse to be a team player.
Have a wife that keeps notes.
Can keep secret.
Like small confined places.

Good, you'll be a perfect forward pocket.

 

[van peebles]

Good, you'll be a perfect forward pocket.

Look,if ya dont want me i will go elsewhere.Ive had offers.

 

[iBeng]

Look,if ya dont want me i will go elsewhere.Ive had offers.

As the "Leadership" of this club, perhaps you could throw some answers our way?

A) Where did you learn about the SFA?
B) What position would you want to play?

 

[van peebles]

As the "Leadership" of this club, perhaps you could throw some answers our way?

A) Where did you learn about the SFA?
B) What position would you want to play?

A/Tried to pick up a chick in downtown Bagdad last night and she moaned something about SFA.
B/Definitely forward pocket.
But now not sure whether to join as you've sort of accepted me.

 

[sausageroll]

A/Tried to pick up a chick in downtown Bagdad last night and she moaned something about SFA.
B/Definitely forward pocket.
But now not sure whether to join as you've sort of accepted me.

If you're looking for potential team mates to kneel down in front of you and start sucking then you need to look at other teams.

If the following is accurate, then I'm guessing you'd be a valued team member and could give the opposition a bit of stick.
Attributes 2 to 5 pretty much mirror our whole leadership group!

My attributes are.
Regular tent in pants.
Narcistic.
Nice hair.
Overpaid.
Refuse to be a team player.
Have a wife that keeps notes.
Can keep secret.
Like small confined places.

Ok, so you're welcome here.

...but on one condition.

The wife has got to go.
Either that, or we need to burn every piece of note paper in the country.

 

[van peebles]

If you're looking for potential team mates to kneel down in front of you and start sucking then you need to look at other teams.

If the following is accurate, then I'm guessing you'd be a valued team member and could give the opposition a bit of stick.
Attributes 2 to 5 pretty much mirror our whole leadership group!



Ok, so you're welcome here.

...but on one condition.

The wife has got to go.
Either that, or we need to burn every piece of note paper in the country.

Spose i will join.
Do the guards in this prison really urinate on you and sick the dogs onto you also?

 

[eth-dog]

Spose i will join.
Do the guards in this prison really urinate on you and sick the dogs onto you also?

Depends, do you like that sort of thing?

 

[van peebles]

Depends, do you like that sort of thing?

Yes.occasionally,well sort of occasionally .mmmm not really.I just like prison food and toilets.

 

[iBeng]

Feel free to pick a playing number van peebles! Any from the first post in the thread that hasnt been taken.

 

[iBeng]

Rookie Rollcall!

cammo6556 BrewSmackerVeiny Aussie Assault JoshWoodenSpoon van peebles
Heads up for our 5 new guns to the side for Season 19, Round 1 is coming up very soon and we should have confirmation which team we'll be vsing.

Ive updated our Squad with those of you who have requested numbers, the ones who havnt have been allocated numbers...If you want to change, let me know before Feb 9th!

Lastly, if you go to the top right hand side of the page theres an option to "Watch Thread". Make sure you've got the thread tagged as one to recieve notifications for so you'll have a heads up for the first match and you can jump in head/feet/face first!

Season 19 is the season of the BANDITS!*

*Maybe, who knows, lets give them hell anyway!

 

[Aussie Assault]

Here sir